Monkeys Fist

Gemmill is going to pile on the burger pounds then die of syphillis.

Have you just had a stroke?

I didn't tell to scrape the fucking thing on the patio like a wind-up car, I told you to scratch it slightly to see colour of the metal. I forgot to give you a step by step idiot's guide to a fairly self explanatory process, I'll admit, but you're meant to be the treasure expert on here Edit: did you use a Stanley blade like I suggested, or did you use the Salad Axe?

We told you this 2-3 pages back. It's a cape fastener, I reckon.

Put some cherry tomatoes on it. Then bin it.

CT is an overweight couple.

No one wanted him

CT proving evolution works in reverse too- scratch it with a METAL tool, like a bradawl or even a Stanley blade. FFS

Fair point.

What. Metal. Is. It??

Bested by an overgrown spuggy. the SHAME!

GYP

They're a fucking pain in that game.

Gayed your post

Cause of Death: Om Nom Nom

Edit: Have you found out what your "drawer handle" is yet, Tubs?

Booked a converted barn in Normandy for 10 nights at the end of August. I intend to be sweating calvados by day 2.

Or demanding her change from waiters.

Aye, those words went through my mind. Still got the scars down my shins from it.

Climb a tree Then throw shit at it.

A few hairy moments in my climbing days, mainly due to holds snapping off and that. Worst one was canoeing, I got pinned by a swamped canoe in an undercut cave by my legs. As I was dragged under the water and down, down, I was thinking "is this it?" Beers were on the daft twat that tipped and caused it.

Do you get someone to lift it to your lips, you limp wristed wuss?