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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Politicians expenses= Public funded benefits. They're the biggest pack of fraudulent benefit scroungers going.
  2. Gemmill is going to pile on the burger pounds then die of syphillis.
  3. I didn't tell to scrape the fucking thing on the patio like a wind-up car, I told you to scratch it slightly to see colour of the metal. I forgot to give you a step by step idiot's guide to a fairly self explanatory process, I'll admit, but you're meant to be the treasure expert on here Edit: did you use a Stanley blade like I suggested, or did you use the Salad Axe?
  4. Put some cherry tomatoes on it. Then bin it.
  5. CT is an overweight couple.
  6. CT proving evolution works in reverse too- scratch it with a METAL tool, like a bradawl or even a Stanley blade. FFS
  7. Bested by an overgrown spuggy. the SHAME!
  8. Booked a converted barn in Normandy for 10 nights at the end of August. I intend to be sweating calvados by day 2.
  9. Or demanding her change from waiters.
  10. Aye, those words went through my mind. Still got the scars down my shins from it.
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