Monkeys Fist
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4 hours ago, Renton said:
Disney paid billions for this franchise and haven't produced a single minute of merit from it.
Rogue One would like a word.
Best of the recent crop by a country mile.
Solo being in second place.
The rest aren’t too bad either, unless you’re some fanboy who pisses the bed over the wrong colour light sabre or whatever
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6 hours ago, Gemmill said:
Love it.
Mrs. F. was laughing her tits off over this- she’s well known at Gentoo as an absolute piece of shite.
Mrs. F. “ Couldn’t happen to nicer person, the thick bitch”
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57 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Day 8 and we're ahead of America in the medal table.
I hope you’re keeping yourself hydrated - it’s a long haul.
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1 hour ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:
I asked ChatGPT to write an article, and I think it did a better job than Lee. What do you guys reckon?
AI getting the heart racing more than some of these professional writers.
1 hour ago, Polarboy said:It does seem odd that someone with the literacy age of an average 11 year old would be the chief football writer for a paper.
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Guaranteed he’s sitting in his garden Office, where he keeps his stash, and the huffy bed.
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25 minutes ago, Toonpack said:
Oh dear, Gemmill’s miffed, I’m shaking in my Boots
He’s got himself all worked up watching all the C&As in the Athletics.
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22 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:
some legendry mackem hard man has apparently died and they've got a bit of a tribute thread going for him, which is fair enough I suppose.
anyway, somebody's hoyed up a photo of their top lads from the fulwell in the early 70s and it's quite easy now to see why they've been windmilling mags with ease since, well, football began really.
or another way to look at it...
far left is clearly adam johnson's old man, no wonder he ended up going down for noncing, it was in his genes from the outset.
front row left, denim boy is clearly deformed bless him. Just as well he's nails really because he'd struggle like fuck to run away if things took a turn for the worse. thankfully for the photo the young steve bruce has offered to support him and keep him upright (ish)
the flame haired gemmill appears to have infiltrated their ranks, mind you, not surprised he wasn't scared to do so, of the two fuckers to his left, one would snap on a breezy day and the other cunt has to be in bed by half past seven.
immediately behind the 10 year old warrior is a lad who having decided his crombie doesn't afford him as much respect as he'd like, bizarrely opts ro paint a ludicrous false sideburn on his face. job sorted.
red polo shirt boy, either buy some boots or change your fucking trousers.
They all look like they’re wearing face masks of themselves.
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Second best, tbh.
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Golf is firmly in the “ Hobby, not a sport” camp for me, along with snooker, darts and cricket.
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2 hours ago, wackyjunior said:
How’s Leazesmag these days?
Has having the club owned by Muslamics sent him over the edge?
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33 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
I believe MF turns out for this lot's Masters team.
Pickford looking good in nets there.
Also, aye- Dancing Queen on a loop for the first half, Donna Summer ; I Feel Love for the second when everyone’s a bit fucked.
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10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
fuuuuckun bounce on my cock.... yer can fuuuuuuckun bounce on my cock... giddup sausage.... HNGHHHHHHFFFFD
5 minutes ago, Meenzer said:I'd have loved the commentators to come out with this verbatim.
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32 minutes ago, Toonpack said:
That first goal won goal of the season on shoot.
Fucking hell! What a beaut!
If he’d done that with one of today’s balls he’d have probably knocked over the Rocket in Dunston.
Against the unwashed too!
“ I have lived on it ever since. In truth everywhere I have gone people ask me about it. It's probably got me 40,000 pints of beer! Even when I sit on my own at times I look back and reflect on it. In my day it was the biggest game out there for Newcastle."
RIP
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I was a trampolinist at school- regularly made it to the nationals but was never going to win as I was unlucky enough to be doing it at the same time as Richard Cobbing.
Fucker was on another level
He went in to Freestyle skiing and competed at the 94 Winter Olympics in the big air or whatever it’s called.
At least half the reason I kept at it was the high quality perving on offer
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18 minutes ago, Meenzer said:
Think about them a lot. All the time, in fact. To the extent it gets a bit weird. Then think about them some more.
Hugh do you think you are?
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1 hour ago, Andrew said:
concerning
Typical Rabid Left response.
THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN… THE CHILDREN!
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On 30/07/2024 at 22:24, Kid Dynamite said:
Just found this old picture of me aged 7ish. Mint tracksuit!
It must’ve been rough going bald at such a young age?
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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:
Announce Mbappe
Ok.
ze M est silent!
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2 minutes ago, The Fish said:
What's up there lil buddy. Did they not even let you watch last night?
Nah, he’s history.
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17 hours ago, Dazzler said:
6 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
Pushing it, like.
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Just now, ewerk said:
Either that or he’s got a hell of a telescopic lens.Again…
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3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
There's probably still one in some dead end town that hasn't been told they're closed yet.
I went to Fort William once, and they had the first Intersport and Victoria Wines that I had seen in about 15 years.
I hired a couple of Betamax tapes from the Blockbuster there in 2018.
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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Regine Tugade Watson is my favourite athlete on the track so far.
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17 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:
Soz like- driven all night so the mind’s a bit Woolie(s).
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Recommend me something to watch!
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