Monkeys Fist
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Tough one this- I’d imagine The Best Team in the Champions League will be wanting to try out striker combos for their appearance in the final…
5-0 to King Edward’s men.
followed by a hembarrassing presser from Lego Heed.
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8 minutes ago, Alex said:
In fairness to the gonk, waking up on a Saturday morning and remembering you’re a mackem would ruin every weekend.
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Get the fuck in!!!
Commentator saying in December The Cunts were 2nd and we were 12th.
46 points from last 21 games.
Hail Eddie.
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Ffs lads!
Need the whistle here like.
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Cheers. 👍
Nipping off a blind trout than I’ll tune in for 2nd half.
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5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:
Im going for a shite and a shower.
I expect The Cunts to be down to 10 men and us 3-0 up when I get back.
Didn’t even get the turtles head out!
Thank me later lads
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Well- no stream, no radio.
Im going for a shite and a shower.
I expect The Cunts to be down to 10 men and us 3-0 up when I get back.
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3 minutes ago, toonotl said:
Refs a cunt.
Same ref as the final when WE BEAT THE DIPPERS!
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Well- fuck BBC sounds app. “Commentary Unavailable “
What a fucking pointless rule.
Anyone got a cheeky river for an iPhone on 5g?
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12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
That’s what I think, the three best goalscorers at the club are on the pitch from the start
It’ll be a massacre when we hoy Big Willy Osula on with them when we’re 4-0 up.
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Didn’t realise it was a lunchtime kickoff which is good news because that means I’ll get to listen to it albeit in a service station car park
anyway, here’s a little pre-match aperitif to get The Chelsea hate juices flowing…
100% guaranteed the little scrote votes Reform
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48 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:
I have no problems with interviews.
Aye, it’s the other stuff isn’t it?
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1985.
I’d been working at the Calvert Trust was just starting out on my “rattle all the tarts” period.
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5 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:
nah.
I do that on a friday night at birdlip picnic site overlooking the stroud valley.
Noted.
Any HGV parking?
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I’m not even going to bother keeping an eye on the score tonight because let’s face it,
They’ve already lost
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5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
A man in his 50s that still stands up like a big boy to wipe his bum bum needs to PIPE DOWN.
I get it, you’re angry and lashing out.
It’s natural to be a bit upset about your brother being an arboreal fiend, but just take a deep breath, clean up the dead rabbits, and whip out some nice sheets of xG.
There now … that’s better.
If you need any advice on how to arrange prison visits I’m here for you.
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1 hour ago, AgentAxeman said:
and that's just for starters
Bomb Bay Duck, anyone?
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mackem messageboard gold
in Newcastle Forum
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Of division 2 , aye.