Monkeys Fist
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Apparently Mrs. Nunez has grown to enjoy anal over the years…
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3 hours ago, Sonatine said:
What’s so bitingly, hilariously true is that whilst Don Jnr is pictured just below his father’s nappy, the Trump Prince Edward- Eric, is way over on the left, last in a line of minor cunts.
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2 hours ago, Renton said:
Aye but still.
As long as we get Taylor Swift from the mackems. Imagine the fewm marra!
I reckon no actual mackems went to their hosted concerts, Beyonegetonefreeonce, and …err… the others on account of them being too expensive for the average Morlock.
If we really wanted turn the screw on our nether-neighbours, we’d open a weekly evening of The New Blue Monkey in the fucking car park or wherever, pumping out that mind-melting shite all Vauxhall Nova owners love to share with the neighbourhood.
Tickets sold on a postcode basis, NE codes only.
RTG would actually explode.
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4 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:
4.8 seconds for me to hit the stop button.
4.8 seconds too slow.
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I knew a lad, dwarf, who was a heroin addict.
I asked him why he got in to drugs and he said” To get high”.
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They should call it the Summit Stadium as it’s all downhill from there.
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29 minutes ago, Craig said:
Is it the same Rupert Lowe who used to own Southampton FC?
It is.
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13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
Fan fic
Fyp
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Anything can happen in a cup-final, so I’m going to break with tradition and say
5-0 to us.
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2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
you're welcome
Just make sure you put the location and KO time (in the correct time zone), in the title.
Or face the consequences
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28 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
West Ham Goalie looks like a young Chuck Berry
Areola?
Looks like a right tit.
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Away kit ✅
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6 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:
but I’m far more interested in normal day to day trading
Just another day struggling on the poverty line, eh?
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7 hours ago, Gemmill said:
That is NOT a pun. No way no how!
Pun- a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Oxford Dictionary.
Welcone to Pun Club, I knew you’d crumble eventually.
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4 hours ago, Gemmill said:
ONE divorce dickheads! The exact same number that your wives wish they'd had.
We not counting the Roomba you just dumped like a bag of laundry when the dog replaced it in your affections?
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Also…
4 hours ago, Gemmill said:The Ice Man has cometh for the last time.
Gemmzi making puns????
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What’s impressive is that’s just the tip…
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On 08/03/2025 at 02:21, Howmanheyman said:
Currently reading 'the cat sat on the mat'.
Spoilers man!!!
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3 minutes ago, Sonatine said:
TBF, 52 year old me is still wondering that now
It was the way she held his season ticket.
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12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
Antonia De Sancha. I dredged that shit up from the silty riverbed that is my memory and went to his wiki to confirm.
That’s the bastard!
The size of her fiver!
You could build a couple of new-build housing estates on the thing.
Nae chebs, like.
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Just heard that Roy Ayers died last week, aged 84.
Fucking legend.
Here’s him at 77 doing a Small Desk Concert.
He does a tasty version of his most well-known track from 16:00 onwards, but if you can’t be arsed with that, here it is
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4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:
"Welcome one and all to toontastic, the place to be for red, hot soccer chat. Have you been to a game today? What did you think of the referee and most importantly are you a season ticket holder? What hand do you usually hold it in? I prefer holding it with my right hand when I'm at craven cottage, err, I mean the bridge, definitely the bridge now. Call us now on 0898 244 606."
I can’t remember the name of the lass who brought him down, but she looked like she’d had Bell’s Palsy and also had an absolute fivehead.
Presumably registered blind, too.
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4 hours ago, Meenzer said:
Can't believe you didn't just go with the classic:
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100% guarantee that our resident bitcoin expert has eaten more than one tin of that.
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Liverpool v PSG
in Newcastle Forum
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Speak for yourself compadre…