Monkeys Fist
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6 hours ago, RobinRobin said:
Did you not check underground?
Come on man Bilbo, it was the Wimbledon museum, not a Jam museum.
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48 minutes ago, Craig said:
That goalkeeper kit
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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:
My wife is off weds. Not my cup of tea to watch for a long periods like. But apparently there's a museum there and I wouldn't mind seeing that.
Just so you know, I went and I was sorely disappointed.
Not a single fucking Womble anywhere on show.
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57 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said:
How's the bacon did you say? Awesome
He’ll fucking hate that.
Lovely.
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2 minutes ago, Duffman said:
Reports are that hes discussing an extensionOn his house, I hope.
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3 hours ago, Isegrim said:
Spend the weekend with friends in Strasbourg. Not a bad place either.
I chinned a lad from Strasbourg once- fucker nicked my tent and all my possessions.
Caught him the next day with my gear, had a disagreement and when I was picking him back up I may have inadvertently tore his ear half off.
Not my proudest moment but he did squeal like a piggaaaay!
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“ explaining to a fly why honey is better than shit”
I’ve never liked Neil Young tbh, whilst not denying his talent, legacy, etc, having the Saturday night headline slot filled by a 79yr old says something.
Quite what, I don’t know.
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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:
I'll be at an ADULTS ONLY hotel in Kos next month.
📢 BRING ON THE FANNYYYYYYY!
The place will crawling with old bald lads with ponytails and their sagging wives looking for a swap.
Make sure you take plenty of your new medicine so Mrs. G. can get herself in the mood to take on Grandad Cocksmith and Rita.
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34 minutes ago, Rayvin said:
If they just came out and pointed the finger at Brexit, I think these conversations would be a lot easier...
I really don’t understand why someone from Labour hasn’t come out and made a statement about everything people were lied to about Brexit , and who lied to them.
And, equally, the devastating effect it’s had on our living standards.
There’s nowt wrong with telling people they made a mistake due to being lied to, especially since most of the fuckwits that voted for now realise that’s the case.
It’s all perfectly provable, and they could use parliamentary privilege if they were unduly worried about Farage sueing or whatever, because he’s No. 1 suspect here.
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Also, I’m not convinced that’s his Mam.
She’s blonde and noticeably shorter?
I think.
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3 hours ago, Renton said:
I guess we're at the south end of the mackem boom bust cycle currently.
Unless they’re tripping over penguins and frozen Victorian explorers, they’ve still got a fair bit of southward travel to go yet.
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Apprentice means you’ve learned from an older mentor.
All my own work…
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11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:
Tino's mum > Gordon's missus 😆
Wasn't she in that Footballer 's Wives nonsense from about 20 years ago?
It’s a shame you couldn’t find a pic of her with Tino.
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30 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:
For those outside the region struggling to understand,
“Geordie boys taking the piss. We fucking are ⚫️⚪️”
translates as
“ Dear Eddie
Bring me back please”.
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From the moment I clapped eyes on him in Generation X, I have always despised the very existence of that fake cunt.
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1 hour ago, Renton said:
It will if he gets all three hands up there!
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1 hour ago, ewerk said:
He understands that alcohol got him into a lot of trouble and knocked it on the head, kicked it’s fucking teeth in, then stamped on its bollocks
BD’d YP
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28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:
I still think it's outrageous that he was jailed for something that happened on a football pitch. Probation or not.
14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:I can remember being desperate to see pardew get a couple of years for nutting meyler.
The Portsmouth performance under Hippoheed Allardyce should’ve seen him hung, drawn and quartered.
Then have Keegan take a shit down his neck hole.
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2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:
You're too posh. But maybe you could educate us 😄
39 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:
I’ll bring a packet of attitude adjusters 👌Is that the posh word for fists?
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposals_for_a_Jewish_state
Bloody hell- not many places proposed where you’d actually want to live.
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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:
the creation of the state of israel was a response to the holocaust
Admittedly, my knowledge of how they came to choose Israel as the place is lacking, but surely just after the war, when Europe was being redrawn, they could’ve made somewhere in Europe as the Jewish homeland that wasn’t surrounded by Arabs?
I don’t know- southern Italy, Gibraltar, anywhere other than slap-bang in the middle of the Arab world?
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It’ll be interesting see the reaction of the governments of the US’s allies when civil war breaks out there and the right-minded folk are fighting to oust the Fascists in government.
Who will they support, at what point will they drop support for Trump and his cuntlets, or will they just ignore it and pretend everything is hunky D?
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3 minutes ago, Alex said:
Schrodinger’s mackems
Would you know if the mackem was alive or dead before you opened the box?
If the box was inside the SoS , yes, due to the stench of shite and constant BEEEEEWWWWWWS emanating it.
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Wimbledon
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By golly !