Monkeys Fist

Just so you know, I went and I was sorely disappointed. Not a single fucking Womble anywhere on show.

He’ll fucking hate that. Lovely.

On his house, I hope.

I chinned a lad from Strasbourg once- fucker nicked my tent and all my possessions. Caught him the next day with my gear, had a disagreement and when I was picking him back up I may have inadvertently tore his ear half off. Not my proudest moment but he did squeal like a piggaaaay!

“ explaining to a fly why honey is better than shit” I’ve never liked Neil Young tbh, whilst not denying his talent, legacy, etc, having the Saturday night headline slot filled by a 79yr old says something. Quite what, I don’t know.

The place will crawling with old bald lads with ponytails and their sagging wives looking for a swap. Make sure you take plenty of your new medicine so Mrs. G. can get herself in the mood to take on Grandad Cocksmith and Rita.

I really don’t understand why someone from Labour hasn’t come out and made a statement about everything people were lied to about Brexit , and who lied to them. And, equally, the devastating effect it’s had on our living standards. There’s nowt wrong with telling people they made a mistake due to being lied to, especially since most of the fuckwits that voted for now realise that’s the case. It’s all perfectly provable, and they could use parliamentary privilege if they were unduly worried about Farage sueing or whatever, because he’s No. 1 suspect here.

Also, I’m not convinced that’s his Mam. She’s blonde and noticeably shorter? I think.

Unless they’re tripping over penguins and frozen Victorian explorers, they’ve still got a fair bit of southward travel to go yet.

Apprentice means you’ve learned from an older mentor. All my own work…

It’s a shame you couldn’t find a pic of her with Tino.

For those outside the region struggling to understand, “Geordie boys taking the piss. We fucking are ⚫️⚪️” translates as “ Dear Eddie Bring me back please”.

From the moment I clapped eyes on him in Generation X, I have always despised the very existence of that fake cunt.

It will if he gets all three hands up there!

BD’d YP

The Portsmouth performance under Hippoheed Allardyce should’ve seen him hung, drawn and quartered. Then have Keegan take a shit down his neck hole.

Is that the posh word for fists?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposals_for_a_Jewish_state Bloody hell- not many places proposed where you’d actually want to live.

Admittedly, my knowledge of how they came to choose Israel as the place is lacking, but surely just after the war, when Europe was being redrawn, they could’ve made somewhere in Europe as the Jewish homeland that wasn’t surrounded by Arabs? I don’t know- southern Italy, Gibraltar, anywhere other than slap-bang in the middle of the Arab world?

It’ll be interesting see the reaction of the governments of the US’s allies when civil war breaks out there and the right-minded folk are fighting to oust the Fascists in government. Who will they support, at what point will they drop support for Trump and his cuntlets, or will they just ignore it and pretend everything is hunky D?

Would you know if the mackem was alive or dead before you opened the box? If the box was inside the SoS , yes, due to the stench of shite and constant BEEEEEWWWWWWS emanating it.

In 2024, Northumbria Police destroyed two boxes of documents relating to the 1984 miners strike, and more specifically, the Battle of Orgreave. “We can confirm two boxes containing data in relation to the miners' strike were disposed of in April 2024 following a formal review, retain or disposal process in line with force policy and the Data Protection Act 2018” Wankers. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq8zyjk9433o

That back heel in the box for Isak on 4:00min is world class. Cheeky as fuck, but world class

Ease off the chippy teas and stop talcing your hoop. They might come back.