Monkeys Fist

Oh, please let her call it Iceberg or some other lettuce related nonsense.

I’m going to leave this one up just so that everyone can see what kind of a cunt you actually are, Lee.

So, on the admin side of things, moderators can’t ban someone but we can “flag them as a spammer” Banning someone removes their ability to post, but doesn’t remove the post. Flagging, removes their posts and suspends their ability to post until an Admin either undoes it, or bans them. I flagged his latest shite, so it’s disappeared.

Why does our Chief Benefit Recipient have a wire pan scrubber in his tiddy pocket? Has this cunt never heard of cheese? Anyway, no prediction -just this.

Poor? It’s enjoying a post coital smoke!

Thompers’ed yp

Glad your old man’s home and recovering Chaser. I’m usually 100% pro NHS , but I’ve got to say that in my experience Renal nurses absolutely take the piss out of their patients.

Their match day attendances show this to be more Morlock fantasy.

Baked any nice cookies lately?

indeed

Doesn’t even need to be in a pub- no one drinks anymore!

Aye If it ain’t broke… tear the neck off it. How you doing anyway?

Just got back from the shed… Saw your post and had no choice. Thanks for the mammaries

Who’s this cunt?

When were they ever 1st? Does he mean 1st as in League One, as that would be 3rd (division).

Must be tough in the RW stronghold of Teeside, how did you cope when the riots were going on?

His ex’s OF page is still gloriously filthy, mind.

Cumbria’s finest trip-hop collective. Their debut album “ Yan Tan Tethera” was an absolute gem in the sub-genre of Chilled Sheep Farmer Electronica.

Shaved? Has he had a fucking glow-up in the last few months like?

I have an irrational dislike of Paul Young since I went to a concert in my youth where he was the support act, and he demanded some lad be ejected for being vocal about not enjoying his act. So, fuck him

Aye, that part did me laugh- if he’s against the owners, how does using his ears as opposed to his eyes to follow the match make any fucking difference ? Whopper.

New batch of Kamagra has got his dander up.

Aye, “The vast majority of residents I speak to on this issue find it deeply unfair that the fan base, and indeed our city, are being held in some way accountable for domestic policy in Saudi Arabia.” That is a common theme among Newcastle fans: while PIF owns stakes in Uber, Meta, Alphabet, Disney and Starbucks among other high-profile brands, no one organises campaigns against those corporations.” I’m sure Draper has had his Uber driver go via the Starbucks drive-thru on the way in to Guardian HQ for the day.