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Oh I thought this was the thread for jokes on loan from the British Museum

You’re suggesting UEFA is as straight as a dog’s hind leg? 🤔 got to say that surprises me 😒

We’d have got Real Sociedad 😭😭😭

Will the 1500 corporates be on the bubble bus? 😒

It went through to a screen where it showed all tickets I could apply for. Obviously Man City at home fuckin well isn’t one 😒 Oh and obviously there’s a massive take from the club…

Wtf is going on with this parcel of fuckin shit now?? 🙄

Keane didn’t mention that Man Utd have spent a billion fuckin quid to go to Anfield and play like a team hoping to attain mid table respectability

Broken Doll must’ve failed in the ballot for this one, can’t see him there with his mates

Oh and can anyone remember who the moose shagger I was on about the other day was?

Am seeing something along these lines…

That was me and I stand by every single word…. What I said was I’d never criticise Miggy but I would single out Bruno. One is playing to the absolute best of his ability and the other one was listless and going missing in games when his ability is so great it’s astonishing. I hope this explains the difference 👍 This attitude is explained by my being an arch contrarian. It’s a character trait that at times in my life hasn’t served me well. Two or three times I’ve gone for the “big man” in work situations and found myself ostracised and marginalised. If I see someone over promoted or phoning it in and taking advantage of a perceived popularity among senior management I’ll often say something to their faces . As you can imagine, that’s not a great tactic if you want to foster harmonious relations. I’d like to think Ritchie or Dummet told little house on the prairie to get his fuckin finger out. But as HMHM pointed out, the bairn has probably stopped teething now

YES MIGGY FUCK THE HATERS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Diop has been all over Wilson from the first minute

6 games in 18 days for Fab and Joe. Something is going to give somewhere…

Looking like Optus here…

AKA: “A hole in the K hole”

It’s been ailing for some time, I think someone should put it out of its misery 😑 South Coast Mags very likely need to book a day off now… we were going to do what we did 20 years ago… drive up and find somewhere for a quick pint near the ground 😆

Fuckin hell what a parcel of fuckin shit. Didn’t Northumbria Police let the mackems wander up from the station willy fuckin nilly last time they came here? 😒 https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/ticket-information-for-tyne-wear-derby-fa-cup-tie/

I imagine we’re now one day closer to possibly seeing that fucking cunt Morgan in the dock . Can’t say I’d want to have a pint with the Duke but am loving seeing him hunt that bastard down

https://www.hairybikers.com/recipes/view/skinny-beef-lasagne

You can use leaks in place of pasta sheets too, it’s a bastard to do but the results are 👌

Anything with Harrissa in it