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“Imagine my surprise… I was innocently searching for new football kit…”

“Mission accomplished agent Shearer, getting yet another chomp from a spreadsheet dude, return to base, this is Luddite red leader, over and out”

@wykikitoon is this you and your mates this weekend? 😆

Some wholesome content to take away the stench of Sky’s bullshit…

Fuck off Redknapp 7 days ago you said Spurs were odds on for the top four you bullshitting fuckin cunt

Well fuckin thanks then. I’m sat here in my pants trying to prevent yet another episode of “Gemmill prediction regret syndrome” and all I get is abuse

Yeah, you’ve talked a good game about Everton being relegated too Chelsea have two games in hand on us and are six points behind. If we can find a bit of form then so can they. Mind they don’t have Ice Cold Alex..

Spurs are possibly catchable given their run in. Villa have been shaky recently. Neither look as strong as we did last spring tbh. But 10 points is probably too much. We’d have to win all ours and that’s just as highly unlikely as Spurs going into irreversible meltdown….theyre averaging 1.5 points/game v the rest of the bullshit 6 this season and have Arsenal and Man City at home (Chelsea and Liverpool away) Can’t see it… at the moment anyway..

Been a strange old day….

Am seeing Jah Wobble at Poole Lighthouse the night we play these at Old Trafford. Am already receiving abuse for not going 😏

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There’s always a tweet… 11k followers 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The whole team look like they’ve got more energy at this stage. Thought so last weekend too. Maddison is the new Dele Ali

McCoist and Fletch nailed it in commentary… Barnes Gordon and Isak haven’t started together this season, they were very likely the intended first choice forward line all along Ferdinand now saying VDV is too fast

You not there?…

They’ve spelled Tonto wrong?

I know it sounds harsh . We’re not wanting to be deputy PM though. If there’s no issues why didn’t she make an unequivocal statement in the first place? I agree that compared to the literal crimes of the previous regime it’s fuck all. If she’s only inadvertently dodged CGT tax she should be asked to pay what she owes and that should be that, same as her constituents. As I said though, she wants to be deputy PM, which certainly changes my view on it. I would know about CGT as I’m a landlord and am married to a conveyancing solicitor. I understand others wouldn’t . All about the optics though…

If she’s made an honest mistake as you’re suggesting that’s fine. But if that is the case why is the truth having to be forced out of her? You can’t imagine she’s going to lie to the police? Fairly obvious to me she was at it. Fairly obvious she’ll be a back bencher at best sooner rather than later… the fact that most of us on here would side with her politically is irrelevant…. to me anyway…

Yes…. but I know why she’s having her collar felt now…it’s not clear where she was living when she stood for parliament and that’s is an offence. It’s like a by product of the capital gains tax hoo haa… If she’s found to have been pulling a fast one on her tax return then she should leave the shadow cabinet before the GE. If she’s broken electoral law she should be recalled by her constituents