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Spurs playing ok though… and just as I was about to post that spurs have scored an apparently offside goal

But not actually, despite constant predictions to the contrary, relegated.

🙋🏻‍♂️

Can everyone ask their dads if they tried to tap up Kate from the B52s back in the day?

I thought Arseblaster had a good* game for them *not really, I’m just very very childish

I cannot as yet confirm or deny that it was in front of the Stretford End. The Ferguson Force Field is still intact in that area

Get in 👌

Pen to Burnley

It’s ok, Longstaff is in the scapegoat role that Dan Burn occupied in that game

Whatever makes you feel good am all for it Why you’ve filled your already fully loaded cunt burger with extra cunt sauce today is anyone’s guess

2-2 doesn’t suggest they folded immediately after conceding goals ….which is what was being suggested….

And it was 2-2 at one point…

Well they didn’t the other night

Back to a back 4…. Hall and Tino start…

“Man Utd are in for him too mind, they haven’t got enough new back room staff yet”

Chuffed as nuts. Didn’t apply for a ticket. Then fancied going after the spurs match so put the feelers out and got lucky. Then Monday I got a text reminding me that it’s Orbital in Southampton tomorrow night and not being in the first flush of youth as they say I flogged the ticket on and so I won’t be getting in at stupid o’clock tomorrow morning after paying to watch that parcel of fucking shit 😀 Thoughts and prayers with agent @Dr Gloom though 🙏🏻😔 hope he’s not regretting his life choices tonight

Can someone contradict me here if I say this is probably good for us? #unqualifiedopnion 🤷🏻‍♂️

I think if our scintillating forward line hasn’t ripped these a new one after an hour then we might win it from the bench

I forgot about Kev’s short story…. What happened with that? @Kevin Carr's Gloves

Being the poncey fuckers that we undoubtedly are me and the now semi permanent Mrs PL are currently booking up for this middle class wank fest https://bordersbookfestival.org/ Wondering if any of the TT literary heeds will be in attendance? Am specifically meaning you @Rayvin?? …