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If anyone can lay their hands on any Watford tickets let me know...I could use 3....cheers

Can't stop Peter Beardsley, watch his feet they'll drive you crazy, dribble, dribble dribble, dribble boom boom boom let me hear you say wey aye wey ayeee.......

I really can't get into the Smiths. I've tried a few times because I like 'How soon is now' and some of Marr's guitar work is canny. Problem is, I cant get past Morrisey. how soon is now william it was really nothing this charming man heaven knows i'm miserable now panic there is a light that never goes out the boy with the thorn in his side ....all classics imo but yeah, if you're not a fan of mozza's wailings, they're probably a non-starter I was a huge fan until he took ill last year....he can't be arsed to re schedule the gigs he had to cancel, like the one in Bournemouth I had 2 forty quid tickets for, the fuckin fat cunt but yeah all of the above are exceptional

and Rugby game to following, traffic might be quite bad. We kick off at 1245, the rugby kicks off at 1400. Anyone from Swansea going to the rugby will be on opposite carriageway of the motorway travelling to Cardiff (30 odd miles away) probably before our buses get across the Severn Bridge. I'd imagine that 99.5% of Scotland fans will have travelled the day before. I'm driving and I don't think there's any need for concern about the traffic, but Swansea may be a bit gutted that the league and the 6 nations will have ensured that they may well lose some paying customers to the rugby. The thing is any compromise would've been even worse for our lot...Friday night or Sunday?....no thanks.

Give that man a cigar!

Just listened to the new Massive Attack album Heligoland on spotify (have they increased the amount of adverts on there? ) and its pretty good....the best since Protection on first listen. Theres a remix track at the end that I heard on the radio on Tuesday night driving back from the match....if anyone knows any of the Happy Monday's "Wrote for luck" remixes its in that sort of style and its fuckin brilliant

Well you know what they say....."the first casualty of war is the truth"

Come back when've caught up with everything son... how about a "STEVIE ON TRIAL" thread? Present the case against him, let him defend himeself and the rest of us can all vote on whether he stays or goes? Whatever you say Adolf Am I right in assuming whoever hosts this site has read some of Stevie's more "thoughtful" posts and told you to ban him....maybe more than once?

Come back when've caught up with everything son... Thats the thing..these forums are a bit secretive and not very demorcratic......how about a "STEVIE ON TRIAL" thread? Present the case against him, let him defend himeself and the rest of us can all vote on whether he stays or goes? I can't see why he's banned on what you can gather from his posts...you can hear opinions like his in any workplace in Britain. I certainly didn't agree with a lot of them but I don't want people muzzled either. Rocky road to start going down if you ask me.......

3 out of the first choice back 4 out last night, and Guti looked very much as if he was missing his amigo Jose like a lost lover. I'll tell you one thing about the last 3 or 4 games, the games have largely passed Nolan and Guthrie by. There seems to be lots of play in front of them in the centre of the park, but they rarely get tight on their opposite numbers and make it awkward for them. And this was just as obvious to me v Cardiff on Friday as it was last night and at Leicester. They seem only interested in playing when they have the ball given to them and want to do nothing about winning the ball for themselves. I quite like Guthrie but he isn't the greatest in terms of his engine. He's better than Nolan in that regard though. Guthrie flatters to deceive at the moment. Neither him nor Nolan had any interest in closing Savage down last night and made the cunt look like some sort of shite gay Welsh fuckin Andrea Pirlo Because we can't get very much going in the middle, we're forced wide, and when Guti is off his game as he was last night (he looked like he might still be carrying a bit of a knock) it largely peters out. Routledge looked sharp again though last night, but often gets knocked off the ball due to him being a bit too small and lightweight. The Derby left back was however given lenient treatment by the ref and his linesmen, who may have well let Savage ref the whole game on his own. Tbf Guthrie's only played his 2nd game in a row in his proper decision. I didn't see the game last night though so can't really comment. Ideally I'd like to see him and Barton play CM for us though. True, but part of playing in his proper posistion is closing his opposite number down. Savage ran the show without anyone getting near him or putting him under pressure. So can we say he's been shite in his proper posistion? Becasue he didnt have a real hand in any of the goals we scored against Cardiff....who in midfield they played a teenage right back and Stephen MacPhail, who was playing his first game since recovering from cancer. That's fair comment but I think he needs a run in the side to judge him properly. And he played well against Cardiff. Didn't work hard enough for me against Cardiff, playing against lads were largely passengers.And you can't just pick and choose your games in this divison.A lot of the players we've got seem complacent, especially away from home. Not looking too good.

3 out of the first choice back 4 out last night, and Guti looked very much as if he was missing his amigo Jose like a lost lover. I'll tell you one thing about the last 3 or 4 games, the games have largely passed Nolan and Guthrie by. There seems to be lots of play in front of them in the centre of the park, but they rarely get tight on their opposite numbers and make it awkward for them. And this was just as obvious to me v Cardiff on Friday as it was last night and at Leicester. They seem only interested in playing when they have the ball given to them and want to do nothing about winning the ball for themselves. I quite like Guthrie but he isn't the greatest in terms of his engine. He's better than Nolan in that regard though. Guthrie flatters to deceive at the moment. Neither him nor Nolan had any interest in closing Savage down last night and made the cunt look like some sort of shite gay Welsh fuckin Andrea Pirlo Because we can't get very much going in the middle, we're forced wide, and when Guti is off his game as he was last night (he looked like he might still be carrying a bit of a knock) it largely peters out. Routledge looked sharp again though last night, but often gets knocked off the ball due to him being a bit too small and lightweight. The Derby left back was however given lenient treatment by the ref and his linesmen, who may have well let Savage ref the whole game on his own. Tbf Guthrie's only played his 2nd game in a row in his proper decision. I didn't see the game last night though so can't really comment. Ideally I'd like to see him and Barton play CM for us though. True, but part of playing in his proper posistion is closing his opposite number down. Savage ran the show without anyone getting near him or putting him under pressure. So can we say he's been shite in his proper posistion? Becasue he didnt have a real hand in any of the goals we scored against Cardiff....who in midfield they played a teenage right back and Stephen MacPhail, who was playing his first game since recovering from cancer.

We were 12 points clear on xmas day, since then we've 10 points from a possible 24. Thats points to the play offs at best for me.Depends if Forest and WBA go on, and if Cardiff, Swansea or Leicester appear out of the pack. Derby were as good as any team I've seen outside of Forest and WBA and are 7 points behind 6th with all the players injured around xmas back now. Derby are this years Derby

3 out of the first choice back 4 out last night, and Guti looked very much as if he was missing his amigo Jose like a lost lover. I'll tell you one thing about the last 3 or 4 games, the games have largely passed Nolan and Guthrie by. There seems to be lots of play in front of them in the centre of the park, but they rarely get tight on their opposite numbers and make it awkward for them. And this was just as obvious to me v Cardiff on Friday as it was last night and at Leicester. They seem only interested in playing when they have the ball given to them and want to do nothing about winning the ball for themselves. I quite like Guthrie but he isn't the greatest in terms of his engine. He's better than Nolan in that regard though. Guthrie flatters to deceive at the moment. Neither him nor Nolan had any interest in closing Savage down last night and made the cunt look like some sort of shite gay Welsh fuckin Andrea Pirlo Because we can't get very much going in the middle, we're forced wide, and when Guti is off his game as he was last night (he looked like he might still be carrying a bit of a knock) it largely peters out. Routledge looked sharp again though last night, but often gets knocked off the ball due to him being a bit too small and lightweight. The Derby left back was however given lenient treatment by the ref and his linesmen, who may have well let Savage ref the whole game on his own.

3 out of the first choice back 4 out last night, and Guti looked very much as if he was missing his amigo Jose like a lost lover. I'll tell you one thing about the last 3 or 4 games, the games have largely passed Nolan and Guthrie by. There seems to be lots of play in front of them in the centre of the park, but they rarely get tight on their opposite numbers and make it awkward for them. And this was just as obvious to me v Cardiff on Friday as it was last night and at Leicester. They seem only interested in playing when they have the ball given to them and want to do nothing about winning the ball for themselves.

Think Stevie nails this one http://tvnz.co.nz/othersports-news/world-w...er-bowl-3348334 I get the impression it was bigger with folks in this country when it was on channel 4 in the 80s My ex was one of them....Dallas Cowboys fan.She was dead keen like, knew all the rules, had her mates tape the games she didnt see becasue she didnt have sky. She went to the first Wembley game a couple of years ago. She said it was full of folk just like her. Then the cowboys quarterback got jailed for illegal dogfights. Imagine what the Daily Mail wouldve said if John Terry had been doing that.....

To be fair, heres Forest's fixtures this month: 29 06.02.2010 Sheffield Wednesday home 30 09.02.2010 Coventry City away 31 13.02.2010 Doncaster Rovers away 32 16.02.2010 Sheffield United home 33 20.02.2010 Middlesbrough home 34 27.02.2010 Leicester City away WBA: 28 03.02.2010 Blackpool away 29 06.02.2010 Plymouth Argyle away 30 09.02.2010 Scunthorpe United home 13.02.2010 Reading away FA cup. 31 16.02.2010 Cardiff City away 32 21.02.2010 Bristol City away 33 27.02.2010 Derby County home WBA have 7 too, and coincidetally its against Reading, which is where our extra game has come from, pospotned from last month. So it looks like Forest may be the "winners" in all this

Aye fair play to CH, he must've looked ahead and presented Ashley and Lambchop with the fixture list and then told them to think how piss poor we'd been over xmas and January...because going on previous experiance with th pair of cunts I can't see that either of them has much in the way of forward planning skills.

NUFC February fixtures 05-Feb Cardiff (H) Tue 09-Feb Derby (a) Sat 13-Feb 12.45pm Sky Swansea (a) Wed 17-Feb Coventry (h) Sat 20-Feb Preston (h): Tue 23-Feb 8pm Reading (a) Sat 27-Feb Watford (a) Sat Thats 7 games in 22 days...thats nearly a game every 3 days Is this usual for this division? Obviously theres 46 games to get through but ffs...thats fuckin ridculous in the shortest month of the season? No wonder Hughton signed 5 players in January....I think if we're still at the top when Barnsley turn up on 6th March we'll know a lot more about our promotion prospects.

As far as the image of the side is concerned the captain is important. Captains often reflect the nature of a society, take Maradona, wonderfully creative but ultimately a glutonous, corrupt, cheating, choatic life cunt, and you could use all the words to describe Argentina and Argentines. Aye, but he won the World Cup. You reckon anyone in England would really sacrifice that in favour of a more societally representative captain? No. My point is its important for your captain to convey a positive message, Beckham was always an icon, but it went to another level when he was made captain and he was a good ambassador, he even helped us win the Olympics. Look at Bobby Moore "gawd rest 'is soww", a brilliant man by all accounts, family bloke had a good life and battled bravely with cancer. You didn't hear about him being a tit like Jimmy Greaves etc... People look up to captains whether you like it or not. Bryan Robson another fantastic example. yeh look at the cunt...left his first wife for an air hostess he met on an England trip the only difference between then and now is back then you could often find half the sports journos on Fleet Street out on the piss with the England team......look at how the media treat the England players nowadays

I've had this with you before...its not They are both (that is the Geordie and the Lowlands Scots dialects, because thats what they are,dialects) from the Anglian root of what is now called called Old English. The oldest existing poem in Old English is by a bard called Aneirin, where he describes a raid form old Northumbria down to Catterick. You can see what remains of it it in the National Museum of Scotland in Edinburgh, where it was written 1400 years ago.

Sting, wasn't it? Might have been a nephew.....his old man had a milkround in Wallsend

Bill Hicks or Dennis O'Leary? what happened to O'Leary?....drink or drugs?

"Russians are cunts" unknown author

re arranged for 23rd Feb isnt it? They had more of a mob in the Elm Park days but watch that "Firkin" bar next to the station....seen the odd off in there