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I think shes already had the English ones. She was on a course with Ant and Dec. Shearer was meant to attend but he went to Blackburn. For the yanks to understand geordie it can take up to ten years. I think your accent is hard to understand because Scotland let England have Newcastle. It was a clog in them economy I think. There was a couple of yank actors (well, one was Diane Kruger, who sounds like a fuckin valley girl but is actually German) on Graham Norton on Friday night an the third guest was your old mucka John Bishop and the other two couldnt understand a word the scally twat said Sold any good jokes lately Mick?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Richards_(footballer) Very sad, canny player in his day rip.

One of them was done by and 11 year old scouser what do you fuckin expect? The other one is sort of impressiony/abstracty....I'm sure you know its not supposed to be a photographic reproduction of the subject so I don't really see how you can say it's "shit"; it's the "artist's impression" of Shearer, I presume scoring the record breaking goal...but as you say one mans meat, peace and love etc...

I like that who's the artist? John Lennon's picture of George Robledo scoring the winner in the 1952 FA Cup final....No9 is Jackie Milburn....it appeared as the cover of Lennon's Walls & Bridges album in the 1970s, and he also released a single from it called "no 9 dream" "

Jackson Pollock, forgotten about him, good stuff like.... John Squire copied Pollocks style on various Stone Roses cover sleeves when he wasnt chopping out riffs for them....and he was also chief animator on the 1970s cultish kids animation "Cholton and the Wheelies"

No footballers, went to a rugby school....various semi famous Scotland & British Lions players went there... Brian Redpath, head coach at Gloucester Alan Tait, head coach at Newcastle Falcons...went to rugby league whilst working as a roof tiler in 1987 having appeared at the first rugby world cup, then came back to union in the mid nineties and scored the winning try in the series winning second test in South Africa in 1997. No one else has acheived that as far as I know, he's a bit of a rugby ledge. John Jeffrey, from the same village as me and Justin Molotnikov,little known film director...cine buffs may have seen his feature "crying with laughter" from a couple of years back, or more than likely not : http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1098790/ Whoever said Clapton wins, unless Rob W was at school with his alter ego, God

Thats the top and bottom of this, and its got them to 7th, 2 points ahead of us, a newly promoted bag of shite....

L7 sit in on Saturday after the Bolton game? http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#...fficialfanepage

What were waiting on?...... Berwick's superb home win v Montrose?

Brett Ormerod has now scored in all 4 divisions for Blackpool, which is nice.............3 nowt, Danny crying into his chicken soup

Is there an abysmal statue of Sir Bob anywhere mate?...feel free to go ahead if there is. The ipswich one isn't great but fortunately i have too much respect for SBR to mock him like this. typical typical of what?....someone who doesnt take everything they see on the internet seriously?....correct...which must be a new feeling for you.... Not taking it seriously? Oh i get it, mocking a dead North East legend, what a great laugh No, as has been explained the thread is mocking that hideous statue....if you want me to be serious for a second then I think its a fuckin disgrace to the bloke. But there again, look who commisioned it....

Is there an abysmal statue of Sir Bob anywhere mate?...feel free to go ahead if there is. The ipswich one isn't great but fortunately i have too much respect for SBR to mock him like this. typical typical of what?....someone who doesnt take everything they see on the internet seriously?....correct...which must be a new feeling for you....

Is there an abysmal statue of Sir Bob anywhere mate?...feel free to go ahead if there is.

All kicking off....unconfirmed BBC sources say theres 233 Libyans dead in violence this weekend. Gadaffis son just appeared on national tv trying to scare the public into calling off the revolution and offering compromises, also claims only 84 dead and tanks on the streets are being driven by "drunks"....his old man is reported to have fucked off too.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-12520586

Somebody called Tehuoe or something has just made two Arsenal centre halfs look very stupid.....1 each and just going into 4 mins of injury time Barry Hearn is going to be a happy boy tonight....

Depends on what you mean by "settle"?...do you mean us the fans "settling" for Everton's recent league record?...bar relegation, its been quite similar over the last 10 years. Don't we just settle for what is being dished up on and off the field by whoever owns the club?...we might not be happy about it, but our crowds show that most of us are willing to at least tolerate Ashley,or not let him spoil our enjoyment in spite of everything. The only thing that couldve made crowds stay away wouldve been a prolonged period in divi 2 but it didn't pan out like that. We're our own worst enemies in a way and we all deep down know it. Not enough of us are willing to stop going and even if we did is there anyone out there that would want to take us over and put enough serious money into us to make us serious challengers for silverware in most seasons? The potential is there, no doubt, but in reality we settle for whatever we're served up. We'll just hold our noses about Ashley and get behind whatever team we have to put out next season. And I expect the Everton fans will do much the same, as in reality we have no choice but to vote with our feet.

Really? TBF - they did get full houses for the first couple of years under the Monkey's heed - it was only after the relegations bit that they dropped a bit. That was in the initial "free ticket mackems" era though. Aye exactly. Headmasters in places like HEXHAM, BLYTH, BLAYDON, ASHINGTON, FUCKIN HAYDON BRIDGE (proper Sunderland heartlands), were getting letters - "right £50 bring the whole school doon" and that's how they filled 48,000. Newcastle have almost always had full houses for 18 year, paying top end prices (most expensive outside London). It was further afield than that....they sent a team of coaches to Kelso one weekend in the 90s and had a coaching clinic for all the local youngsters then put a bus on for them the following weekend to take them to a game at the sol.....Kelso is close to 70 miles from sunderland As we speak there are currently 2 sunderland fans in Kelso ...the same amount as there was almost 30 years ago when I was at school with one of them...the other one is his older brother and unsuprisingly their old man is from sunderland, they were brought up to support the fuckin twats. In view of this I think its fair to say as a policy for recruiting fans its worse than useless. Quinn has sold Short a pup and now he's getting grief from the yank for it. As you say, entirely predictable. Feel sorry for him in a way, but you can't make honey out of dogshit

Don't know if this has been mentioned but a friend has just said that the 10% renewal discount only applies if you bought a ST for the first time last season....anyone know if that is correct?....cant find my renewal pack, think the dog ate it, then threw up

aye and half of Warwickshire are hanging out of his missus.....who'd have thought it? Guthrie on for Best....just shutting up shop or was Leon injured? spurs scored in san siro, crouch...away goal for the cunts

aye we're sitting back and letting them play...fuckin get into the cunts freekick to brum....and the stream freezes! what happened?

Well you've just subsequently answered that yourself...I was just repeating what he said in his book.He felt that we undermined him that day, and Shepherd was doing the same behind the scenes, because he didnt want to seen to be the one who shot Bambi as it were. As you say. done to death, but I think all our subsequent problems can be traced back to August bank holiday monday 2004.

Which was?....appointing Benitez or some other exspenive foreign coach?...not having a dig I'm just not sure what you're getting at with this. Anyone who walked out at the end of the last home game v Wolves in 03/04 before the team had done a lap of honour undoubtedly put a nail in Robson's SJP coffin, he says so in his autobiography anyway. He felt very let down by us that day.

Well we did.... Speak for yourself mate....you're guilty of doing what the press do and lumping us all in together as we're the fuckin borg from star trek or something and we all think exactly alike. Some wanted rid of Robson, chiefly Freddy fuckin Shpeherd. Some were quite vocal on this and Shpherd listened to them and sacked him without having a successor lined up. As far as I could make out most were a bit on the diasappointed side at finsihing 5th and not winning the UEFA cup. And there were concerns about the behaviour of the players. But wasnt the best, most qualified man to turn that round already in the job? I didn't, but I clearly remember coming onto Newcastle messageboards and people claiming we should get him out.... Our main error was who we replaced him with...A cardinal sin.. anyone who takes any notice of the drivel on them mate needs their head looking at...

Well we did.... Speak for yourself mate....you're guilty of doing what the press do and lumping us all in together as we're the fuckin borg from star trek or something and we all think exactly alike. Some wanted rid of Robson, chiefly Freddy fuckin Shpeherd. Some were quite vocal on this and Shpherd listened to them and sacked him without having a successor lined up. As far as I could make out most were a bit on the diasappointed side at finsihing 5th and not winning the UEFA cup. And there were concerns about the behaviour of the players. But wasnt the best, most qualified man to turn that round already in the job?