PaddockLad

So what are you like in real life then mate? Serious question. Why the big hard man routine on here?

Do you use that word to abuse people on a daily basis?....how do your colleagues at work find that one?...or do you summon up all your immense bravery and only use it from behind the safety of a keyboard? Caths lurking, don't fancy your chances of seeing 9pm on here, which would at least put you out of your misery....just for a while no doubt...

The key word in all this is highlighted. If you think Friday night tv schedules aren't trivial then it would appear you have a problem with perspective. I'd suggest some quality Amsterdam bud to sort that fucker out. Changes your attitude completely. Although your issues plainly are a lot more deep rooted than that. You need a head doctor for the level of aggression you display on here, or to stop reading the Daily Mail. Hope that helps

This seems a very strange subject for you to be so angry about....I take it your carer hasnt arrived with the medication tonight yet?

Well tell us mighty business-knower, how much clout does Ashley's 71% give him at SD?... I watched the Everton game with a couple of scouse mates and they reckoned its irrelevent to the finance side of the club that we earn nothing from the stadium being named after Ashleys main business. I begged to differ, and we had an unseemly row about it in the public bar ...but I think it was Demba's equaliser that had truly pissed them off

Thought Kebbe and McAnuff did well for them at the weekend...Kebbe was just back from injury, so he must have taken Guthrie's place. Don't think he came off the bench when Kebbe got the hook though so he must be really out of favour. Reading his comments it makes you wonder why McDermott wanted to sign him in the first place.

FRS they called it one place I worked for a while....like something out of an Orwell book...

Jesus...thats appalling. You work for a local health board don't you?...I'd say thats ironic, but its really not funny. Have people ripped the arse out of their sickness system before then?...

ok...just wondering how a ex public shcoolboy comes to be supporting a football team?....not judging a book by its cover (which is lucky for you, facist features ) but that does make you rather "exotic" among us state educated communists....or maybe you're just a regular, common or garden fantasist?...

oh well....what did your old man do to be able to afford Gordonstoun?....you definetly posted that you went to the same school as Prince Charles and Prince Andrew..

CT plainly approaching random teenagers in the guise of a two-bit local sports hack now...theres a name for people who do that CT... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/10/01/ferguson-feed-dembas-and-they-will-score-goals-72703-31939231/

As online back stories go, its a fuckin good one What regiment were you in Cabaye?...

promise the world, deliver nowt.... I wonder what the coalition's plans for the 4G windfall are?.....tax breaks for the middle classes by any chance?....

"all parties are the same" "narrative"....

http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/pensionschemes/automatic-enrolment.htm To be fair, anyone starting out in working life with one of these has missed the boat by about 20 years, the poor fuckers. Our kids will have to/hope to benefit from the huge increase in property prices that their parents have benefitted from in the last 20 years for their pensions too, unless theres another bubble coming our way....

So Bordeaux won tonight in Lyon two nowt, good win that. team is here: http://asia.eurospor...eamcenter.shtml and this is the team that twatted Brugge last time out in Europe: http://www.uefa.com/...tch club brugge not a lot of what you might call "rotation" going on by the looks of it.....this will be tough if we put a team out with Sunday at OT in mind...

Phil Collins did....and someone else...Jim Davidson?....to be fair reading Cabaye's posts he really is in that special bracket of people too, so I'd be careful about bandying your cash around HF

Not followed it, was out Friday night and at match yesterday....anyone disagree with the general consensus that Europe have been, to quote a mate who's devoted the whole weekend to viewing it on Sky, "fuckin wank"? have they any chance of pulling it back in the singles?....

Have the europeans lost already?.....

You can only piss with the dick youve got, and in the absence of a lot choice in the posistion I'd say give him a go. Laurent Robert contributed very little in both build up play and defensively, but his ability to deliver a football got him in the team. Try Shane out, get him into space where he can deliver the ball and we'll see if the rest of the team can carry him, as Robert himself was carried during a lot of games. And Shane will graft his nuts off defensively anyway, which you never got from Robert.

Bigi was preferred to Anita when Cabaye was ruled out v Reading....and why was Tavernier brought on yestrerday in front of Anita when Taylor got injured?...fair enough, rb isnt his main posistion, but I think it was significant after Tav's good showing at OT. It would appear that giving youth a chance after decent performances is high on Pardew's selection policy list. So for me, and very possibly Pardew, he definetly starts v Bordeaux and must have a huge chance of playing at OT in the league.

Start with Shola and Ba up front,bomabard Ferdinand and Evans...they dont like it up em! We'll have to go for it if we want anything out of the game, if its Willo and Perch at the back theres gauranteed goals at out own end. What we're doing this season isnt working, so its time for a change,regardless of who we're playing. Get Ferguson on from the start as well.

Wont let me buy a mackems ticket now....cant even fuckin sign in...

Just been on to get my Bruges ticket....looks like its sold out to those with 100+ points.....that was fuckin quick....

For the first 5 years of the champions league only the champions of each nation qualified......I've got a first class stamp here, do you want it so you can write down what you know about football on the back of it?....