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err...they not out shopping then?.....or should they have minimum wage minions doing that shit for them?

Superb HF, thats put a shit eating grin on my face for the rest of the day....I'll grow up sometime soon, promise Not enough Super Fury Animals on TT either

That might be the programme's PR team?....Simpson is a fuckin sap if he's fallen for this bullshit, or he may be thick enough to be complicit in it and he may possibly be actually enjoying his dubious "20 minutes". Oh dear, as someone famously said.

Got to say a goal like HBA's v Blackburn knocks the likes of Ibra's the other night into a cocked hat. Theres always an element of luck with an overhead kick. Great technique by him and when added to his other 3 goals it was a brilliant performance. But for me Ben Arfa's goal is better because he's in control of everything and he's being challenged for the ball at least 3 times. Am not for a minute suggesting that Ibra just wellied it, but there is a strong element of "hit and hope" in any overhead kick because you're never truly in control of the shot. Ben Arfa's effort is the diametric opposite of that and is a better goal for it iyam.

Am I right in saying this Doris is appearing in a ratings-hungry television programme at the moment?....and she's on the front page of one or possibly more tabloid newspapers?...what a completely unexpected surprise

Is she in overnight Davey?..... I fractured my elbow when I was 9 and they re-set that with what can only be described as a length of piano wire.....it was removed "sans anesthtique" by yanking it out a huge pair of pliers. Hope things are a little less primative nowadays

I think the phrase your looking for is "First division" working class. i.e. those who kept coal under the bed, not in the bath

quack quack oops.....DLT's been nicked....

If, as you point out, this isnt a "kiss and tell", do you think theres a possiblity that Paula Broadwell was put up to all this by someone who wanted out of the way?..."go in there and stir some shit up, lets see the what the fallout is" Broadwell is ex West Point,an ex regular army and reserve army intelligence corp Lietenant Colonel...I dont think its beyond the realms of possiblity that shes been sent in there by others. And if it means turning over some cling-on's email account to accomplish what they set out to do, what the fuck does that matter to them? And reading that snippet youve posted, if this person at the FBI was such a good friend, how come Kelley's emails were ripped to shred's by her alleged friend's colleague's and/or superior's?...why did the friend share them around the office?

I've got hold of the wrong end of the stick...the "random lass" was an unpaid social organiser for the US military at a base where Patreus has an office. Hardly random though. She was in Patreus's web and went to the FBI of her own free will when she started getting these emails. What the fuck did she expect

Its a fit up...somone in the FBI/homeland sec/Penatgaon etc wanted rid of Patreus from the FBI and set a honey with the worlds sexiest (to a 60 year old 4 star General) woman. Others have been dragged into it. If you dont want your work emails investigated without so much as a by-your-leave then I'd avoid working for the FBI.

Brazil are 13th in the fifa rankings.....mind, Portugal are 3rd?? http://www.fifa.com/worldranking/rankingtable/index.html

Is it fair to say that theres more chance of Leazes flying to the moon on Shergar with Lord Lucan riding shotgun than him ever getting back on here?...

I met a small mob of theirs on the way back to Poole on the train a few years back, they were good crack. They all lived in the area but they were in London regularly to watch Brentford at home. Theres a raliway social club at Bournemouth Station and this Saturday night there was a wedding on...we ended up being escorted out after a few vol au vents and the chief bridesmaid bursting into tears after one of these nutters started groping her on the dancefloor

Chelsea used to do all Fulham's fighting for them iirc .....and Brentford, and QPR etc etc...

Wonder who Ct watched the game with?.....

http://www1.skysports.com/football/live/match/274227/report Newcatle v West Ham Crosses Newcastle 35 West Ham 20

We got in behind the West Ham right back at least half a dozen times in the second half. Its what happened after that...the balls usually rolled into an empty space where Ba,Shola,Cabaye or Anita should have been. And when Obertan came on he beat his man on the other side a couple of times too. Thats how goals are scored, getting in behind defenders and we did it regularly in the second half. You're claiming otherwise because there was no end product, but you've got to look at the facts.

CT you want to lay off the Kronenbourg pre game mate. Penetration down the flanks wasnt a problem on Sunday.

jesus...10 years ago today... 2002 Feyenoord (a) 3-2 (1-0) Champs League Match 6 Bellamy(45+1,90+1), Viana(49) Bombarda(65), Lurling(71) 45,000 No matter what Newcastle managed to get from their trip to Rotterdam, there was surely no way an under-strength Juventus would get the result in Kiev that Sir Bobby Robson's side needed in order to complete a remarkable comeback to qualify. But when Craig Bellamy returned from a three game ban to score on the stroke of half-time and the Italians were holding Dynamo, the impossible dream was suddenly on. Hugo Viana made it 2-0 but Kiev then netted through Shatskikh - a goal that seemed to dash our hopes of qualification. Juventus then dramatically equalised just three minutes later - through Salas - as Feyenoord got one back through sub Mariano Bombarda. And then Juve scored again, Zalayeta putting the Serie A side ahead on 61 minutes. We needed to hang onto to our lead but Feyenoord promptly equalised through Anthony Lurling as United threatened to capitulate. With Juventus hanging on for what was their first away win in this competition in 18 attempts (since winning in Kiev four years earlier), Newcastle needed inspiration. And it came indirectly through Kieron Dyer, who broke through the Dutch defence and seemed a certain scorer, only to shoot weakly at Patrick Lodewijks. The rebound though went no further than Bellamy, who squeezed the ball between keeper and post for an incredible finish in the first minute of added time. German referee Franz Xaver-Wack then kept the travelling Magpies in agonies for two more minutes before blowing his whistle - the party truly getting underway when confirmation of Juve's success filtered through.

iirc Cabaye made very similar comments last season and he's been fuckin shite....this season

Crunchy Nut is the way ahead CT

Can't we trry to get Paula Broadwell to run?...she's no Kelly Brook, but she's causing commotion in my underwear department this morning...I think its her nasty abuse of power and trust that's turning me on, the fuckin evil scheming bitch

I see...dont know much about Edwards but SB is pretty good when it comes to NUFC.

Sounds like his agents been on the phone...perhaps trying to drum up interest from another club by geting the story into the press. I dont know why these journo's let themselves be used like that. Theres a reason most people have a low opinion of football reporters and its usually because of stuff like this.