PaddockLad

Dont eat in front of them till you've had them first....or is it that just the girls I've known?...some lasses let you ruin them within hours of meeting you but get all paranoid about eating in front of you

Second date yet then Fish?.....I think I can speak on behalf of the whole board in saying we're all awaiting an update with bated breath....make sure you get some pictures for us this time

because ITV are paying his accusers to say into a camera what happened to them?.. The BBC are crapping it because apparently what he did to young girls was well known across the corporation for 3 decades or more...lots of people turning a blind eye by the sounds of it...

Just "in service" in general? a butler or some other such below stairs lackey?....

Fletcher back in Scotland squad...both of them.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/scotland/19797111 Did Levein offer his teenage daughter's virginity to the mackem half of this duo to persuade him to play for his country again?....

He appears to be an attacking midfileder, when we need defenders. Is he, by any chance, hugely undevalued or indeed available on a free though?...

You said no one acts online as they do in real life, so I presume all the aggresion and insults aren't "the real you"? is it an act or do you speak to people like this on a daily basis?

So what are you like in real life then mate? Serious question. Why the big hard man routine on here?

Do you use that word to abuse people on a daily basis?....how do your colleagues at work find that one?...or do you summon up all your immense bravery and only use it from behind the safety of a keyboard? Caths lurking, don't fancy your chances of seeing 9pm on here, which would at least put you out of your misery....just for a while no doubt...

The key word in all this is highlighted. If you think Friday night tv schedules aren't trivial then it would appear you have a problem with perspective. I'd suggest some quality Amsterdam bud to sort that fucker out. Changes your attitude completely. Although your issues plainly are a lot more deep rooted than that. You need a head doctor for the level of aggression you display on here, or to stop reading the Daily Mail. Hope that helps

This seems a very strange subject for you to be so angry about....I take it your carer hasnt arrived with the medication tonight yet?

Well tell us mighty business-knower, how much clout does Ashley's 71% give him at SD?... I watched the Everton game with a couple of scouse mates and they reckoned its irrelevent to the finance side of the club that we earn nothing from the stadium being named after Ashleys main business. I begged to differ, and we had an unseemly row about it in the public bar ...but I think it was Demba's equaliser that had truly pissed them off

Thought Kebbe and McAnuff did well for them at the weekend...Kebbe was just back from injury, so he must have taken Guthrie's place. Don't think he came off the bench when Kebbe got the hook though so he must be really out of favour. Reading his comments it makes you wonder why McDermott wanted to sign him in the first place.

FRS they called it one place I worked for a while....like something out of an Orwell book...

Jesus...thats appalling. You work for a local health board don't you?...I'd say thats ironic, but its really not funny. Have people ripped the arse out of their sickness system before then?...

ok...just wondering how a ex public shcoolboy comes to be supporting a football team?....not judging a book by its cover (which is lucky for you, facist features ) but that does make you rather "exotic" among us state educated communists....or maybe you're just a regular, common or garden fantasist?...

oh well....what did your old man do to be able to afford Gordonstoun?....you definetly posted that you went to the same school as Prince Charles and Prince Andrew..

CT plainly approaching random teenagers in the guise of a two-bit local sports hack now...theres a name for people who do that CT... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/10/01/ferguson-feed-dembas-and-they-will-score-goals-72703-31939231/

As online back stories go, its a fuckin good one What regiment were you in Cabaye?...

promise the world, deliver nowt.... I wonder what the coalition's plans for the 4G windfall are?.....tax breaks for the middle classes by any chance?....

"all parties are the same" "narrative"....

http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/pensionschemes/automatic-enrolment.htm To be fair, anyone starting out in working life with one of these has missed the boat by about 20 years, the poor fuckers. Our kids will have to/hope to benefit from the huge increase in property prices that their parents have benefitted from in the last 20 years for their pensions too, unless theres another bubble coming our way....

So Bordeaux won tonight in Lyon two nowt, good win that. team is here: http://asia.eurospor...eamcenter.shtml and this is the team that twatted Brugge last time out in Europe: http://www.uefa.com/...tch club brugge not a lot of what you might call "rotation" going on by the looks of it.....this will be tough if we put a team out with Sunday at OT in mind...

Phil Collins did....and someone else...Jim Davidson?....to be fair reading Cabaye's posts he really is in that special bracket of people too, so I'd be careful about bandying your cash around HF

Not followed it, was out Friday night and at match yesterday....anyone disagree with the general consensus that Europe have been, to quote a mate who's devoted the whole weekend to viewing it on Sky, "fuckin wank"? have they any chance of pulling it back in the singles?....