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He failed at the now 4th top West Brom. They were heading in the opposite direction under him. John Terry and his mates pick the Chelsea side which won the champions league. A fuckin ludiccrous suggestion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDgPpxoSRFY Anyone who's travelled with Keith Barret's Toon Travel may recognise this character

Cant do anything about it, so I dont call for anyones head, it smacks of the fickleness that supporters are often tarred with. If you think Mark Huges would be an improvement you live in an alternative universe where honey can indeed be made from dogshit. I pretty much agree with you asessment of the team this season. Its not that I cant see the problems. And rest sssured if we start the new year hovering in or around the bottom 3 they'll be a change. But 5th last season has bought Pardew time to turn it round, whether you choose to accept it or not.

The boards biggest wummer, outside of the mock scandy he-she. Theyre like a PMT tag team. CT you showered the whole regime with praise for the whole of last season. In view of this you dont seem to realise how fuckin ridiculous you sound calling for Pardews head in mid November

Went to see Squeeze supported by Paul Heaton on Friday night...got there at half 7, twenty to eight Heaton shuffled on to stage looking like the archityple ageing football hooligan he undoubtedly is. By 7-50pm he's launched in to "old red eyes is back" and grown men were stifling sobs He was singing from lyric sheets preched on a stand in front of him, he's fucked on the drink like but what a voice he's still got.They did a few new ones, a couple by the Beautiful South and a couple by the Housemartins. At the end they did "Me and the Farmer" followed by, for the final number, the 3 piece band joining Heaton for an acapella "Caravan of Love"...to say it brought the house down doesnt really do it justice. By now every fucker was crying! And with that the Squeeze show climaxed without them even being on the stage Squeeze were really, really good. But Glen Tillbrook looks like he'd either lead your IT department (my suggestion) or sell you a pension (mrs PL's take on his beige suit get up). The songs were and remain very good too, but they dont have two as good as CoL or red eyes, and they dont have a vocalist that makes grown men cry.

Sack the board Gene we might get relegated on todays evidence....."we're gonna win fuck all again we always win fuck all.........." honesty, i couldnt give a fuck. Fuck Ashley its our club not his. Anyone who's come to Newcastle via FM can fuck off as well. Stop fuckin whingeing.

Sounds like you prefer Hearts to Newcastle.....was it St Mirren who Celtic twatted on the last day of the season in 86? Lots of purple scarves came out of lots of closets that season.....never to be seen again in most cases.....

His missus is ill again apparently...........if true might be something to do with that.

Cyne's looked about as good as Simpson when he's played, but seems a very good athelete and has youth on his side. You couldve come as well....ToonArmy1993 might bring his missus now he knows where to go and that some err "friendly" faces from here will be there to look after her

Big mistake there sammy mate.....if theres a poster on here least likely to start a thread about a recently deceased novelist then that is without a shadow of a doubt CT, who openly admits to having nver read a book in his life

A mate's dad has just retired as Facilities Manager at the Southampton training ground, having also been involved with the construction of St Mary's a decade ago. He confirms what Pardew says, Nicola Cortese is a Gareth Hunt of the first order and he just wanted Pardew out of the club for having the temerity to have opinions and voice them. If you're not with Cortese, you're against him.One of Cortese's first actions as Chairman was to introduce a parking meter/ticket system for the staff car park and to wothdraw various complimentry tickets from the same staff members. Rumour has it he's off to Milan to work at some point, not before eroding the "family" culture at the club, eventually including the club's strips...apparently soon they'll be in red and black narrow stripes. Pardew's team at Southampton is to all intents and purposes the one that got 2 consecutive promotions and which now sits at the foot of the Premier League. Not good enough at this level at the back, but they have scored a fair few goals.

Well thats the point....aren't most premier league players "private companies" for tax purposes?

Think its likely to be photoshopped from the wage slip of someone who plays for Stockport or Bury tbh

A bog standard wage slip for the highest earner at one of Europe's top clubs?....

Scoreboard1............... if you see this try the Giddy Bridge on London Road where you may or may not encounter a poster on this esteemed forum Or any of the fleshpots on the main high street Above Bar....all the usual candidates; Yates, Spoons etc...

http://www.tyneham.org/ http://www.forteantimes.com/features/articles/85/tyneham_village_of_the_vanished.html The alterior motive for the evacuation was to widen the gene pool among the inhabitants of the Tyneham Valley.....many were eventually relocated to the village of Sandford, on the main road between Poole and Wareham. They local council built an estate called Tyneham Close in the 50's, and it was here a few years back that the company I was working for refurbished the kitchens and bathrooms. Got chatting to one of the tenants one day (her mum was an evacuee) and she told me that it was the original "two names in the phonebook" type of place and that the government had half an eye on putting a stop to that particular local tradition at the same time Seeing it now, you can imagine that to be the case. Its still strangely remote, as are a lot of other communties in the Purbecks Hills, despite their close proximity to the best part of 300k people in Poole/Bournemouth/Christchurch conurbation. Drive down to Sanbanks and take the chainferry at the foot of Harry Redknpp's garden across the opening to Poole Harbour and you enter another world at the other side; Corfe Castle is the setting for the murder of an infant King of Wessx, not long before that dynasty became the first kings of all England. Wareham's Saxon walls are gone, but the huge man made embankments thst they were built on still survive impressively, as does the town's Saxon church where Lawrence of Arabia is buried. The area inland from the very popular South West Coastal Path is without doubt one of England's best kept secrets. Me and the missus were there last weekend, and most weekends when the weather is ok...this is Kimmerridge Bay, a great surf break in the winter, Tyneham is just beyond the hill in the background. http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z75/artognou/summer2011097.jpg[/img

"pringle?"

Has anybody claimed we're playing well? Its a bad run that could turn into a rut that could turn into blah blah blah.... Are you lashing out at Pardew because you were confidently predicting great things for us last season?...wrong again CT Hes messed up a fair bit this year and the better players have been lacklustre. The shite we have, have been well, err shite. Who's surprised? seemingly you and the fake scandy. Well boo fuckin hoo. We've been shite before and I expect you drifted away then as well....

I'm actually saying Ashley may be taking us down the right path, which is a long way from where I was previously. The game he's playing, in these worldwide finacial circumstances, is the only one in town. We cant borrow like FFS did, theres not a financial institution out there that would lend any football club the money that we borrowed under him, and thats not a criticism of FFS, he wanted to take us places. So he's going about things the right way in the circumstances iyam. I still have huge reservations about the man, but for me the course we're on is the right one, and you thought the same fuckin thing last season. A peek at the big picture always helps get perspective, but if the picture is knocked from the wall by a kneejerk everytime we play then no wonder you cant see it

Whats Norwegian for "fuck of and watch switch the stream over to Barca if you want great football you phoney cunt" ?

Maybe it because last season was such a huge surprise?... after getting twatted at Spurs in February on the back of a cup defeat at fuckin Brighton could anybody honestly have predicted what would happen next? Things may look a lot different a couple of months down the line. If last season taught us anything, and frankly CT getting to your age without realisisng this is one of life's truisms in general is fuckin ridiculous, its that, for the umpteenth fuckin time, WE'RE GOING TO NEED PATICENCE WITH ASHLEY, LAST SEASON SHOWED THAT HIS PLANS MIGHT JUST WORK, BUT ITS THE SAME WITH MOST THINGS, IT NEEDS FUCKIN TIME. is that clear enough for you now mate?

Collo's suspended.

Fuck me it's either feast or famine with you CT isnt it? Last season wasnt as good as some made out and this season isnt as bad as some are painting it either. We've been shite compared with our run after Spurs twatted us 5 nowt i February, thats for sure

Its reminding me of the last time we were in Europe...on current form, if we get a half decent team in the next round we'll be out, which is exactly what happened v Alkmaar. By that time we may be out of the cup too, so our season may well be over in February. I think we saw the youngsters aren't ready en masse for even the limited level of opposition Maritimo provided, so no pressure on the first teamers because as we speak the fringe players cant cut it. A lot of them are in a bit of a comfort zone it would appear. Thats before you get to the injury list. Changes are needed in January. Dont hold your breath on that though.

It was bitter-sweet for Pardew though as Ben Arfa went off five minutes before the break with the manager expecting him to miss Sunday's Premier League game against Southampton. Pardew did not know how long the Frenchman would be out and told ESPN: 'He is not everything for this football club.' Cisse then limped off five minutes after the break with Pardew revealing: 'He got a kick on the thigh and we thought he might stiffen up over half-time which he did. 'We think he has a good chance for Sunday.' He added: 'We are just having blow after blow. 'We are going to have to wait and see on Papiss and I think Hatem will miss Sunday. 'We didn't have enough attacking flair to keep the ball and put the pressure on. 'It gives the other team a lift and we didn't have enough getting down the sides and attacking play. 'We needed to get a result and got that and got through. 'I look at this competition - with a sticky second half today but otherwise I think we have been excellent.' Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz2D1vzt1yH Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook