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Is it just me or is that a really fuckin strange thing to accuse anyone of, whether its true or not?....

As debut premier league seasons go I'd say there wasnt much in it...Carroll had 11 goals by late January and 13 in 29 overall, Benteke has 12 with 9 games left having played 26. We'll see. Benteke's stock is rising and if a top club fancies him theyd better get him before next summer's world cup. Same with Carroll in a way...if he makes the plane to Brazil and plays well..thing is I can't see him going back to Liverpool, but I can't see anyone paying him 80k a week either...

I knew youd post that if your not on the Kop its in excess of 700 quid to watch Liverpool next season....thats a lorra cash....

On the other hand.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-21747116

Four months from the Ashes and Australian cricket has become a global laughing stock after four players were dropped from this week's third Test in India – with the most senior of them, the vice captain Shane Watson now considering his future – for not handing in their homework. That was the irresistible, if slightly unfair, summary of the decision of Mickey Arthur, the team's South African coach, and his captain Michael Clarke not to consider Watson, Mitchell Johnson, James Pattinson and Usman Khawaja for Thursday's game in Chandigarh after they had failed to respond to a request from the management to pinpoint the reasons for Australia's heavy defeats in the first two Tests. Arthur said that Johnson and Khawaja forgot, and that Watson and Pattinson had failed to respond inside the five-day deadline. None are thought to have claimed that their submissions were eaten by a dog. Watson, who was said to have underestimated the importance of the presentation, later boarded a plane for Sydney to be with his heavily pregnant wife but admitted he is now thinking of quitting international cricket. Before his departure, he told The Australian newspaper: "Any time you are suspended from a Test match, unless you have done something unbelievably wrong and obviously everyone knows what those rules are - I think it is very harsh. In the end I have got to live with it. That is the decision they have made and at this point in time I am at a stage where I have to weigh up my future with what I want to do with my cricket in general. "I am going to spend the next few weeks with my family and weigh up my options as to exactly which direction I want to go or keep on. I am going to have to sit down and work that out with my family. There are a lot more important things in life. I do love playing cricket and that passion is still there and I feel I am in the prime years of my cricket career." Michael Vaughan, the former England captain who has turned into a regular Aussie-baiter on Twitter, summed up the general incredulity when he tweeted: "What is going on with Aussie cricket? Didn't realise you had to do an essay to get selection these days!" The former Australia batsman Mark Waugh said he had ''never heard anything so stupid in all my life''. However, Arthur described the decision as "a line in the sand", and even compared it to England's omission of Kevin Pietersen from the decisive Test against South Africa last summer because of the damage he was doing to team spirit. "We pride ourselves on attitude," said Arthur, who took over as Australia's coach after their defeat in the last Ashes series. "We have given the players a huge amount of latitude to get culture and attitude right. We believe those behaviours are not consistent with what we want to do with this team, how we want to take this team to be the best in the world. "I believe those four players unfortunately did not meet my requirements so those four players are not available for selection for this Test match.' "I asked the players at the end of the game [Australia's second Test defeat in Hyderabad] to give me an individual presentation, I wanted three points from each of them technically, mentally and team, as to how we were going to get back over the next couple of games, how we were going to get ourselves back into the series. "This has been the toughest decision myself, manager Gavin Dovey and captain Michael Clarke have ever had to make. It's a tough, tough decision, but the ramifications for that within our team's structure and the message that it sends to all involved in Australian cricket is that we are serious about where we want to take this team." Arthur added: ''It's extremely tough to sit here and make that decision. I wish it wasn't the vice captain, I wish it wasn't Shane Watson and Mitchell Johnson. They are leaders within the team and are very professional with the way they go about their business. But this was a moment where we had to make a statement irrespective of who the players were." Johnson, Watson's fellow Queenslander, has not played in the series so far but Pattinson – whose elder brother Darren played a single Test for England – has been their best bowler, and Khawaja had been expected to replace Phil Hughes at No3. Australia now have only 13 players available for third Test and that could be reduced to 12 if the wicketkeeper Matthew Wade fails to recover from his ankle injury. Fuckin homework!

And criticising Labour for not regulating the City Fuck knows how you can keep a straight face on that one CT....Thatcher's "big bang" was designed to keep a tight hold of regulation and didnt plant the seed in any way, shape or form for what happened in 2007...no, not at all...no...

I've never voted Labour in my life CT. But I do know theres no votes in austerity

Is he any better than Carroll?....

Were you in the services out in Afghan 2bias?...there was a couple of lads I seem to remember... What are the chances of actually shagging bird as hot as the "padre" in the above mentioned tv program, in somewhere like Camp Bastion?....just wondering like... would you have to be an officer, or does the posh army totty not discriminate by rank? On a more serious note, a mate of mine at work who has just turned 40 has gone into the Royal Marine Reserves, 5 years after coming out of 42 Commnado, he was in 14 years to begin with,multiple tours of the Balkans,Iraq and Afghan. He got a degree but a dead end job as a buyer in here, hates civvy street. Going back in, hoping to get deployed in the last lot to be sent out there. When he told me last month with a smile on his face that he might be going back out there it was like a bad film

Jean Beausejour of Wigan.

A short history of austerity: it almost never works You have to be one of Vince Cable's 'austerity jihadists' to believe you can cut your way out of a slump Share383 inShare2 Email Aditya Chakrabortty The Guardian, Monday 11 March 2013 20.00 GMT Jump to comments (403) Liam Fox has called for a £345bn cut in public spending. Photograph: Dan Kitwood/Getty Images Vince Cable is shocked – shocked! – to find that he's been sharing a coalition with Tories waging an "ideological jihad" on public services. As if to back him up, Liam Fox yesterday obligingly decried Tony Blair's "great socialist coup", and called for a £345bn cut in public spending, as well as a complete suspension of capital gains tax (this last measure doesn't actually feature in General Pinochet's Little Book of Counter-Revolution – but from tiny acorns and all that). Fox fits snugly into his former cabinet colleague's pigeonhole. Yet if the business secretary really is on the hunt for austerity jihadists in the government, he'd better pack a giant butterfly net. If one definition of an ideologue is one who clings on to a strategy long after it's been proven to be a failure, then on deficit reduction David Cameron is as swivel-eyed as they come. Last week, the prime minister claimed "signs that our plan is beginning to work", but next Wednesday will see George Osborne deliver yet another budget in which growth forecasts are lowered, borrowing projections raised and even more spending cuts laid out. This will be completely in line with every other budget and mini-budget the chancellor has delivered since he first laid out Plan A. To revisit those debut budget predictions from June 2010 is as tantalising as a glimpse of heaven to a fallen sinner. Back then, Whitehall assumed that Britain would now be amid a roaring recovery, with GDP growing 2.8% in 2012 and 2.9% this year. Instead, national income shrank in the last three months of last year and we will be lucky to see a 1% increase this year. Back then, it was assumed that unemployment would now be drifting downwards, businesses would be investing like billy-o, while public debt would be about to peak before heading south and the government would be on its way to the polls in 2015, the work of fiscal consolidation done. Clearly, none of those things are going to happen, which is partly why Tory backbenchers are now so restive. But you would have to be one of the austerity jihadists to believe that you could cut your way out of a slump. The entire modern history of expansionary fiscal contraction, as coalition ministers used to call it, is that it almost never works. Instead, severe austerity tends to turn recessions into depressions, consign millions to the dole or under-employment and lead to frightening political turbulence. The most famous episode of austerity was during the interwar years, as Germany, Britain, France and Japan all fought to stay on the Gold Standard even amid the Great Depression. The deflationary impact of keeping their currencies pegged to gold, along with the austerity policies they followed to do so, was disastrous. In Britain, unemployment jumped from 10.4% in 1929 to 22.1% by early 1932, even while government debt surged. In Germany, the Social Democrats stupidly clung to the orthodoxy of austerity, pushing joblessness up to to 30% by 1932, and opening the door to the Nazis. In Japan, the Showa Depression saw household incomes more than halve within two years between 1929 and 1931. Tokyo cut spending by nearly 20%, with the military bearing the brunt of the privations. The result was a wave of assasinations of government ministers and bankers and attempted coups. As the political scientist Mark Blyth says in his new book, Austerity: "Austerity didn't just fail – it helped blow up the world. That's the definition of a very dangerous idea." And yet when Europe's crisis began in earnest in 2009, rightwing politicians across the continent adopted the line that the best governments could do was cut spending to encourage the private sector to spend. Two of the leading proponents of the argument, economists Alberto Alesina and Silvia Ardagna were invited to present their ideas to European economy and finance ministers. Yet as Blyth points out, their counter-examples of successful austerity were nothing of the kind. Ireland's cuts from 1987-9? The economy piggy-backed on the Lawson boom in Britain and a global upswing. As for Australia, Alesina and Ardagna mysteriously ended their happy story just before the worst recession in its postwar history. Even now, austerity merchants scratch around for poster children. There's Latvia, whose cuts over the past few years have been described by IMF boss Christine Lagarde as "a success story … an inspiration for European leaders grappling with the euro crisis". Yet around one in 10 of the labour force have emigrated, a further 16% are unemployed and, on IMF estimates, the country will not get back to its pre-crisis trajectory for another decade. When austerity fails to deliver economic recovery. its proponents fall back on exactly the kind of naked ideology attacked by Cable. Last week, I attended a meeting of Syriza Cambridge and heard the party's central committee member Stathis Kouvelakis describe how Greeks had been forced to accept the most painful austerity programme in recent European history. The parallels with Britain were striking. Where Athens lost its sovereignty to the IMF and Europe, the coalition claims it must placate financial markets. Where ordinary Greeks were branded as lazy and cosseted, Osborne and Iain Duncan Smith want to end the "culture of welfare dependency". And where in Greece, historic cuts were rolled out in the name of economic modernisation, here Cameron wants to whip us into a "global race". If Cable thinks he has to fend off a few austerity jihadists, he should think again; he's in a government full of them.

Good piece interviewing Willie Donachie about Paul Dummet and Conor Newton, theyre playing at Hampden this weekend for St Mirren v Hearts in what may have been called the Scottish League Cup final in old money...good luck lads http://www.heraldscotland.com/sport/football/dummett-and-newton-are-earning-their-stripes.20478286 Toonpack will be looking for a Hearts win no doubt, the plastic Jambo fucker

Fellani got subbed on Saturday v Wigan with about 15mins left to a chorus of boos so loud that if it was us doing it at SJP the red top sports journo's wouldve rolled out every tired old cliche about NUFC supporters that has ever entered print. NB: only NUFC fans get criticised in the media for showing any dissent; "they should be grateful to Mike..." No wonder he didnt fuckin turn up

best thing I've seen this decade in any form of music.

Twin drummers facing each other, what may or may not be a giant bass madolin/lute thingy, flying V, and a lead vocalist with a banjo, all with hoods on and a death scene at the end of 3 and a half minutes thrash metal!! What country are they representing?....hopefully us, or Israel

Napoleon often sent word ahead just before he returned from battle to his mistress Josephine, to tell her to stop washing.

Fair one Kev, but someone I know has booked a hotel room in Amsterdam for the week of the final via booking.com, free cancellation. Is good to have a plan

Size doesnt count, but exprience does. DK said in his post that If he was as gifted as say a Rooney or Owen that the size thing wouldnt matter too but seeing as he's only made 3(?) appearances off the bench this season then the chances are that he's possibly not considered as in that class, or physically not up to it, or both. At the moment. You comapred him to a very experianced England international. For which I thought you'd have had to have studied his game very closely. Strange as it may seem, I'll go with the NUFC coaching staff on this one rather than you.

Seen much of Campbell in the reserves then?

I think that I formed an opinion of him which went along the lines of "I bet Peter Sutcliffe is better crack than this fuckin strap-on" but as you say, where would we be if we were all the same?

He was a wummer....recognition of a kindred spirit there CT.

Has someone made a complaint about you?...

Just to ram that point home Clee ask Chez about his personal chaffeuse Claudette Does it really take 7 hours to get to Grimsby by bus though??

Only a man would make that remark. Isnt that right LBT?

Class. 0.52 the winner v Roma...instant god status for Lazio. Did he score another one v Roma later on in that clip or was it a team in a similar strip?...