PaddockLad

I have no memory of that but cheers ☺️

Explain to the uninitiated…. how precisely is “expected points” calculated? Quality of opposition? 🤷🏻‍♂️

That table is the graphical equivalent of this tweet

If it stays 1-1 at West Ham v Spurs it’s as you were in the table tbh. I think we’ll get Europe but that presents a whole load of other problems re the squad strength.

Cunt gets everything wrong when it comes to Everton 🤷🏻‍♂️

Distinct lack lack of energy from us in the second half…their subs brought them right back into it

Hall needs a soother 😱

Ramadammadingdong

If we’re 2 goals up after an hour (it’s not a bad XI tbf) will that be enough with that bench?

Thats your flow getting slower as you age. Also remember when you could jizz onto your wife’s face from the other side of the bedroom? That stops too. Not sure if the two things are connected? @Renton will know. He’s some sort ot pen pushing pharmacy quack type dude

We should twat these but I think the banana skin could be Dan Burn and Schar…. don’t be surprised to see both Calvert Lewin and Beto sooner rather than later.. we’re basically a centre half down. Expect long diagonals into these two. DB will lap it up but Schar tends to wilt under that sort of pressure. Hall should start, probably won’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

You mean the handles of a tote bag?

Tbf that is the sort of diagnosis I’d expect from an ex bookie with deviant tendencies

Calcio tonight Inter v Empoli because the now semi - permanent Mrs PL is watching that fuckin infernal married at first sight 🤬 not sure if @Howmanheyman / #ciaomanheyman is on night shift tonight? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Wilcox has resigned 🤷🏻‍♂️

😀 Definitely some on here that will remember this ☺️

Disregarding Raisbeck and Ando utterly losing their shit for a moment the very last replay angle shows how good a finish this was. Fabiansky looks like he’s got his post covered but it’s the curve Barnes applies to the ball that brings it out then back in just behind the goalkeepers outstretched hand. It’s fuckin phenomenal ☺️

That’s a pen