PaddockLad

Pardew basically says Samny and Shane start in Kharkiv :/

Naa...Santons got to play, if we want to put this to bed tonight theres no point chucking the new lad in for me. "strongest ever cup team" etc... having said that, he is likely to play Perch at right back

So you're the one who beleives everything politicians tell you the only point youre proving is how utterly fuckin gullible you are

Simpson isnt back till the 24th according to physioroom...he isnt part of Pardew's strongest XI anyway iyam...I'd play Anita or Taylor in front of him tonight ....

Gouffran isnt in the squad either, he played for Bordeaux in the group stages so is cup tied

And there it is! Cant see HBA being risked tonight though....

01 Krul 02 Coloccini 03 Santon 24 Tiote 13 Mbiwa 27 S Taylor 04 Cabaye 07 Sissoko 18 Gutierrez 09 Cisse 22 Marveaux Anyone think of a better alternative than playing Stevie T at right back?....

http://www.nhs.uk/NHSEngland/AboutNHSservices/dentists/Documents/dental-charges-april-2012-poster.PDF £209 on the NHS....no brainer

Am in same boat, but my dentist also wants 400 to fit a fuckin crown...says that if I need a bridge or similar this one will have to be saved

I always think sarcasm is hard to acheive in the written/printed form, but fair play to you Andy, you fuckin nail it every time

Fake driving licence?

You must have seen the dude running on the blades?...hes ran against able bodied atheletes too...got beat and whinged like a bairn off the British lad (Johnny Peacock?) at last summers paralympics..

"too many guns in SA..blah blah blah..."

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/sport/video_audio/193036.html?genre=1;sport=3 Hmmmm......

NEWCASTLE: Pardew ready to attack Europa League with new-look Newcastle 8:00am Thursday 14th February 2013 in Sport By Scott Wilson ALAN Pardew has pledged to attack the Europa League by naming his “strongest cup team as Newcastle manager” for this evening's last-32 tie with Metalist Kharkiv. http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/10225797._/

Yeah I've been to the one in London but it was relatively "big" names I saw there...think I know what you mean would the style be best described as verging on "tv friendly"? Will try to read Vegas later...

Will probably do this tomorrow night, is the Jongleurs name a sign that the acts may be half decent?...got to say am not too familiar with the names and their online biogs obviously make them sound like a cross between Noel Coward and Frankie Boyle... http://lighthousepoo...urs-comedy-live

Wellbeck makes Ramos look a mug from a well flighted corner 0-1...

I'm on the present Mrs PLs sky go...shes watching Hawaii 5-0

Another problem for the lad...been nicked...fucker thinks he's Stirling Moss... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cheick-tiote-newcastle-united-star-1707464

WTF? http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130213/sunderland-and-liverpool-on-tv_2281670_3074797 The club obviously think we've no fuckin chance of getting anywhere in Europe, but think Liverpool are a cracking bet for the semi's...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDRBDX3nt_o

Not sure if Celtic had any choice in their tactics tonight tbh, great spirit for more than an hour...sad to say though you could've written this script when the balls came out the bag.

Celtic will have to be careful...they've went at it 100 miles an hour, reckon Juve could be just biding their time till they tire then pick them off.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21421810