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"But the dead didn't get buried!!!!!".....aye, in London and Liverpool, for about a fortnight. CT only reads headlines, because he can only understand words of no more than two syllables, one sentence at a time . So he knows what the tory press printed, but nothing more. Fallen for the propaganda. We try to tell him but he just won't listen...

More myth making from the worlds biggest liars.

I was getting ready to go to Lisbon last week and Mrs PL said "you love Newcastle more than you love me!"..... I thought for a while and then replied "Actually I love fuckin Suunderland more then I love you..."

Is the Portugese league any better than the Swiss league?...Basel are only one point clear of the side in second place in their league and they just knocked Spurs out. Can't see Basel's income being bigger than Spurs. This proves nowt, but Spurs are viewed as being a good side and as you in a way point out above, theres no fuckin way they should be getting beat off Basel. In the same way Spurs are viewed as a good side, Arsenal are viewed as shite, despite Arsenal having more of good chance of finishing 4th yet again, behind 2 sides where money is no object and manu, possibly where they should come in the natural order of things. Cup competitions are less predictable and Pardew had to be safety first last night due to Santon and Taylor's failure to keep things tight in Lisbon. Fulham beat Juventus on the way to their final, so did we in the champions league. In the end you can cherry pick loads of facts and stats but cup football makes little logic.

Aye Keegan, European football expert. Remember Bilbao at home?....different approach, same result, out.

She's married to that fuckin pansy on the guitar...wtf are they playing at?...always thought they were shite, this confirms....Hpigrave's first wife was Gail Porter...mad, bald, nice tits 15 years ago...

Newcastle born and bred....doesn't sound like it now mind....sounds a bit more "homely" on the wireless on a Saturday morning with Danny Baker...Mrs PL reckoned shes a lot older than her hair is claiming her to be....still would, and Mrs PL has gone to bed, so Lindsey might get it from me and not even know about it...

Think of it as strolling across the green of a morning and humouring the village idiot. Its what he wants. Bless.

Who appointed him again?....its your "genius" you should be criticising for sticking with him if you feel like that...

Good subs Pards

ok numbnuts explain the plastic fan comment and I'll explain why, having been brought up in Scotland, my old man wouldnt allow me to go anywhere near the local Celtic and Rangers "fans"...but positively encouraged my attendance at St James Park

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What the fuck is this supposed to mean?...all fans of clubs in England are plastic?.... You're speaking with sweeping and overwhelmingly inaccuarate generalisiations about things its impossible for you to make an accuarate judgement on...how many English games do you get to a season?...

Oh.. I thought it was him and his mates who used to stand in the corner of the Gallowgate edit: found it!

Can someone point me in the direction of this intriguing sounding "corner group"?

My mate turned up for the Stoke game and viagogo had sold the seat for which he's held a season ticket for 20 years to another punter. Couldnt even get through the turnstile so he decided the best course of action was to adjourn to the Strawberry to take stock of the situation. He ended the evening urinating in a hotel lift

I bet the regulars fuckin love seeing you strolling in for a half of mild....

Reckon Meenz should post a bag he would be seen dead with, so we can compare and contrast

For some unknown reason, mainly because ESPN is is on at my place less often than a visit from Halleys Comet, I've seen highlights of this lad playing 3 times and can confirm he looks fuckin mustard

Well....just been speaking to a team leader downstairs who was a Wapping scab....I imagine bellend was one or thoroughly approved of it. Shamefully a lot of sparks took Murdoch's shilling when he moved the presses from Fleet Street, with the full cooperation of their union, the EETPU. If you remember the weekly Saturday night rucks with the police from the news at the time, that was mostly printers who had lost their jobs and the sparks who refused to replace them....

what about dog?..."derg"?...

Didn't think I'd seen you in Lisbon?.... edit: wouldn't it be "herm" anyway?...as in Viz's phonetic pronouncement of Sherlock "Herms"?....

Agree with this: In a sign of the deep unease in Labour ranks after Ed Miliband instructed his MPs to act in a respectful manner, the former housing minister John Healey said Thatcher's legacy was "too bitter to warrant this claim to national mourning". http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/apr/10/thatcher-boycott-ex-labour-minister She's far too a devisive figure. She didnt want a state funeral? the lad at the desk to me is ex royal navy and rode on Lord Mounbatten's gun carriage at his state funeral and he says to all intents and purposes, she's having one. The only difference is shes not lying in state....wonder why?...