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I think after January's splurge we might need to be a tad more realistic....there again, suppose it depends on if and then who we sell...

squad?...he looks a better player than Gouffran...

tbh, I wasnt at my most serious...he's perfectly entitled to do that, the fat cunt.

Aye fair enough. Although if that was Ashley I'd be fuckin fuming

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10 years of premier league income, selling players for (in some cases) huge profits (Valencia,Palacios,Cattatwat,Baines etc etc..) yet something I saw the other day says theyre in the bottom 3 wage-wise in the division....Whelan is trousering fuckin millions

And a bump of the "Mike Ashley football genius" thread?...

By the final game I imagine they'll be no more than 3 teams who can still go down.... that'll be those still on 38 points or less... mackems, Norwich and Wigan. Ourselves and Southampton to win this weekend....perhaps... actually Norwich can conceiveably beat WBA at home, leaving a crapshoot between the tramps and Wigan on the final day with tramps at Champions League scrapping Spurs . Villa could well be safe by then just by Arsenal beating Wigan on Tuesday (shirley?) so they may not have a lot to play for

From camp bestival....not a million miles away -Attractions & Activities- dance space * matthew bourne’s new adventures dance workshops * candoco dance workshops * trinity laban dance workshops * brit school song & dance workshops * tate activities * bfi film club * big love inflatable church * around the world theme * the castle stage * the big top * the bollywood tent * dingly dell * art town * guardian literary institute * freesports park * science tent * soul park * pig's big ballroom & comedy * son et lumiere fireworks * wall of death * the four corners treasure trail * under the dragon’s wing * 80 games around the world * junior binocular football world cup championship * wands, crowns & books - nature workshops * story den: storytelling & shadow puppetry * medieval jousting * haven falconry * spinney hollow and friends * the bluecoats * fancy dress parade * pimp my trolley * kids disco * puppet theatre * face painting tent * maypole dancing * baby chill out * soft play area (under 5's) * sunday best cardboard record shop * dressing up area & catwalk * daemon or doppelganger? * cardboard castle

I know you were, but a matchday at old trafford would be similar to the scene I described at Anfield, which actually happened. The local support at both clubs has been suipplanted and diluted by tourists and day trippers. Price of success. In Liverpool's case, fairly historic. Manu exploit a tragedy. C'est la vie....

Graham Coxon, just "a cunt". Theres a Festival like this up the road from us...I "know" some people who attend regularly with their kids, Ayo and Hubert... http://www.campbestival.net/line-up actually.... Toots and the Maytals, Richard Hawley, Musical Youth...whats not to like

I was asking directions to a back street social club near Anfield a few years back; asked 3 punters in red and white, all in the Sandon boozer outside Anfield, for directions: punter 1: "aint from raan ere am i geez?...strike a light, lambuf walk etc etc...." punter 2: "Sure am not from rynde here, ULSTER STILL SAYS NO, F*** THE P***!!!" punter 3: "hugdy-gurdy,hassen-fassen, dried herring butty thankyouplease I'm from Oslo" A fair cross section of LFC's support I'd say

Its not if you're a virgin customer by the looks of it....we seem to be the poor relations in this, not being offered a slice of the cake...ive had various deals on espn so its not cost a lot on vrgin tbh. I'll miss espn classic or is espn continuing without the 1715 KK belter?...either way, its ta-ra..

How much is your erm "package" Davide?

fuck me, theyre going out on a limb there aren't they?...Moyes?...who'd have thunk it?...

whos tweeting that then?

Moyes contract runs out on the 30th June as well Fuck all to say apart from "shouldnt you start looking for someone to start July 1st?"...

bbc Talks are still ongoing between Man Utd and Everton over release of David Moyes; Possible announcement may slip to Friday

Whats wrong with Terry the T-Rex?....have you buggered it to death?...

Luke will no doubt file this misleading pile of bollocks under "not me guv, someone else wrote the headline!" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10046444/Fabricio-Coloccini-admits-there-were-divisions-in-Newcastle-squad-as-David-Ginola-blasts-French-contingent.html

No, and potentially yes from sonatine's link that CT, right in front of you! Thing is, you'll need one of these too if you want to watch it on tv at home, which will cost money over and above your £10 broadband and your phone line rental. Or you can go mobile, for which ot would appear you also need to be on BT broadband. If you keep your sky dish (or braodband service) it'll be around £13 a month. http://www.bt.com/sport/3-ways-to-watch-bt-sport.html

Do they pay for a phoneline rental + a broadband subscription?...hardly free...

If he's been up all night satisfying the desires of Tyneside's laydeeze he'll be needing his sleep...

BT bought out ESPN's contract with the PL. So they then will give their customers access to live Premier League games for nothing? They said £13 a month on the radio this morning for mostly 1245 games on a Saturday.