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Nope. Cant see it. Same bracket as Kylie for me. In fact, BP looks like an ape. Kylie is at least "pretty", but neither of them are particularly sexy iyam.

We could choose Bent?.....a lot less riskier iyam.

Thats right, people forget it was cancelled in the 80s as no fucker watched it precisely because of the likes of the Star Wars triliogy. They spend big money on it now though. Ecclestone was very good in it when it first came back. The Billy Piper/Catherine Tate years were fuckin dreadful though. edit: I just realised that my opinions change on it with how much I'd like to shag his assistants More Amy & Martha please

I dont want to go over old ground too much but just what is Sissoko supposed to do sitting (correct me if I'm worng) in front of the back 4?

The weather won it for England in 2005 when the series was a lot tighter. There again, Australia only lost this years first test by 14 runs. Lords was a shambles though.

Has Daniel Levy sent a car to Gatwick this time?

Union of the Crowns: 1603 Union of the Parliaments: 1707 American war of Independance 1775-1783 "Magna Brittania"

I dont know which part of "we spent big in January so dont expect too much in the summer" people fail to understand tbh. Its got little to do with what we need for the squad, its about getting the bare minimum in to ensure survival.In a way I'm ok with that if it hastens the fat prick's exit, but it could of course be worse. Am sure greater minds than mine will be able to assess a lot more accurately than I can whether he is going to trouser the lion's share of the forthcoming TV money but I'd suggest that you're spot on.

I'll never understand folk who emirgrate seemingly just for some decent weather. My mate went to Oz because he's a surf nut, I can understand that, he's very good at it and its the lifestyle he wants. People getting down about a day of rain though,I just don't get them. "This county's gone to the dogs"....that brigade as well. Compared to fuckin when? when was this mythical golden age?

I think its more likely than the Remy deal which makes taking the piss out of Darren Bent even more bizarre. Remy is on 80k? a week at L'OM and apparently Napoli and Spurs are sniffing round. Over to you Shola

Those huge fuckin signs are ridiculous. Gaelic has never, ever been spoken on the Border. Fuckin Holyrood, the most expensive and pointless parish council on the planet. Oh and the best thing about England is our sense of humour and tolerance of other, lesser peoples

I tend to agree, and I also think there was bids from two or three sides for Cabaye last summer but they weren't enough to tempt Ashley.I think they tempted the player very much, and this partly added to him playing like a half shut knife for most of the season when fit. Euros and injury didn't help either, but some games he blatantly couldn't be arsed.

Didn't Pardew spend the 2 windows before this one saying "ooh we're expecting bids for our big players, got to be prepared for that.." He's been nowhere near as blatant this summer. We didn't lose any of them, which makes me think one or two could be off Who knows though?...it doesn't look like it atm. If Barca keep hold of Fabregas I'd expect a bid from manu for Cabaye. Apart from that.....does any of Europe's elite need a keeper?...

So when was the last time you watched Cisse play two thirds of a game with his back to the goal, in an attempt at holding the ball up, which is what am presuming Gomis is being brought in for, to all intents and purposes Shola's replacement?... Bent is somewhere in between him and Cisse, likes to play on the shoulder mostly but is a lot, lot more robust and doesn't mind a physical, aerial battle with a centre half. His Premier League goal scoring record just can't be ignored either. For me, Gomis, Bent and Remy are all sufficiently different for a purchase of any of them to make sense. Haven't a clue which ones we'll end up getting, if any. I'd prefer Bent and Remy tbh, am hoping Pardew doesn't carry out his threat to go 442 next season when its largely becoming a thing of the past.

Indeed you were...looking at some people's posts on this thread mind At least some people can call it fairly accurately Take note CT...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/swansea-city/10216781/Swansea-City-4-Malmo-0-match-report.html Canny debut from Bony. Just the two goals. 24 years old, Swansea paid 12 million. Hmmmm.....

I've done 110 miles round trip every day for the best part of 4 years....if the moneys right, an hour in either direction is ok iyam. 40 minutes on the train from Berwick doable, but I imagine the season ticket would be pricey to say the least.

Thats was my first thought

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10217045/Loic-Remys-loan-move-to-Newcastle-in-jeopardy-as-Queens-Park-Rangers-only-want-to-sell-French-striker.html Sounds like 'arry was just blowing off to give his pet journos a story.....he doesnt have the shout on this one as he's "only" the coach,his boss and the one who will have the final say Tony Fernanades sounds a lot more realistic about Remy's situation.

Not exactly sure why you'd say that, may be an age thing...would agree its not as common as it once was...

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/transfer-news-newcastle-told-they-must-meet-8m-buyout-clause-to-sign-qpr-striker-loic-remy-8741965.html Remy has been bailed until September over an allegation of rape, which could influence any move. Remy denies the allegation.

How much was he up for in January?.. Something tells me we're trying to pull another fast one....it'll be no deal until deadline day iyam then something may get sorted then...

I thought there was just 1 holding comapny, St James Park Holdings. What are the others?...

Wasnt Gremlin a blatant mackem?

Am not making any great claims for Bent but hes being forced out of Villa because of mioney, Lerner's pulled the plug and his wages are high. Look at the make up of their squad and you'll realise the direction theyre going in. Theres also the payment to Spurs on his completion of 50 appearances, I think that was resolved but there has been a general reluctance from Villa to pick him purely for financial reasons. Also: Also: 2001–2005 Ipswich Town 122 (48) 2005–2007 Charlton Athletic 68 (31) 2007–2009 Tottenham Hotspur 60 (18) 2009–2011 Sunderland 58 (32) 2011– Aston Villa 4 in 11 for England. Am not saying Bent is a better player than Remy, but he is less of a risk.