PaddockLad

you did as far as I can recall look at the team sheet here, Ian Wright was injured mind... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azZeW4FENWg

Tbf you're right. Makes me wonder how he didnt get to the WC in 86...Butcher,Alvin Martin and Terry Fenwick, he was a better footballer than fuckin the last two, thats for sure.. Fenwick probably doubled up as centre forward...

Tooj you got tkts for Durham this weekend?...

Big Jack..defender.. Mcfaul..goalie Jim Smith..err... Ossie...attacker par excellance.. Gullit... "total footballer" Sir Bobby..1950s Ardiles Souness.. psycho hacker Roeder..defensive lump BFCSA..ditto Hughton...fullback.. Pardew..fullback.. doesnt look like theres any conclusins to draw other than wve been managed by a lot of defenders..

Thats how I see it going, but with Gouffran starting, cant see wee Hatem being fit,like, ever tbh. If we do have Cabaye sitting in more, it does release Sissoko more on the counter, which is basically how we play, very defensively. Pardew was a full back, KK was a striker..go figure..

Its not how Pardew plays it though, thats the problem. He has 2 sitting in, even at home.

who dat? cant see...

So you dont subscribe to the reasonably common view in that yes, the players are good enough, but the manager is a fuckin clown and doesnt know what to do with them?

Wtf are you two going on about? no one knows where this fucker should be playing, least of all him or his manager. What is he being adapted from/to?...or not?

I take it your memory is so bad you cant remember Brighton either?...

So the signing of one player is going to mean we finish approximately how many league posistions above last season's 16th? Forgive me if I'm not foaming at the mouth with excitement about the forthcoming season, but the last 3 home games of the last one are still fresh in my mind. Just 3 short months ago.

12.35pm BST 14th over: England 19-2 (Root 4 Pietersen 5)A curious move this. Clarke brings Nathan Lyon into the attack. Jeepers-creepers his second ball turned a lot, 12 inches and more from outside off-stump back in towards Root's midriff. Root eases the next ball away for a single, and Pietersen then sweeps another run away square. "A little over twenty years ago I took my sons, then aged 10 and 8, to their first Ashes test at Old Trafford and they witnessed THAT ball," says Brian James, in one of the most touching emails we've seen so far this summer. "Today they are there and decided not to ask me to join them. I hope they have a really sh!t day."

Err...he was never picked on the wing, thats a 442 which we never played after he signed. box to box....nope. not having it. theyre scarcer than hens teeth at the top level . you need to rest in possesion nowadays. we've not had a player like that since poor old Gary Speed's legs gave up a decade ago. He's an attacker who shouldnt be asked to get back anywhere beyond his own centre circle iyam.

12.27pm BST WICKET! Trott 11 c Haddin b HarrisTrott goes! Caught down the leg-side!

Aussies are reviewing, lbw on Trott... not out. Clarke has reveiwed 15 decisions now and he's been right about 2 of them

hmm..I get the picture

Isnt there 4 or 5 official languages?...including some latin dialect that the romans left? Are all communities equally as cuntish? And what prevents them imploding, Balkan stylee?...

Nope. Cant see it. Same bracket as Kylie for me. In fact, BP looks like an ape. Kylie is at least "pretty", but neither of them are particularly sexy iyam.

We could choose Bent?.....a lot less riskier iyam.

Thats right, people forget it was cancelled in the 80s as no fucker watched it precisely because of the likes of the Star Wars triliogy. They spend big money on it now though. Ecclestone was very good in it when it first came back. The Billy Piper/Catherine Tate years were fuckin dreadful though. edit: I just realised that my opinions change on it with how much I'd like to shag his assistants More Amy & Martha please

I dont want to go over old ground too much but just what is Sissoko supposed to do sitting (correct me if I'm worng) in front of the back 4?

The weather won it for England in 2005 when the series was a lot tighter. There again, Australia only lost this years first test by 14 runs. Lords was a shambles though.

Has Daniel Levy sent a car to Gatwick this time?

Union of the Crowns: 1603 Union of the Parliaments: 1707 American war of Independance 1775-1783 "Magna Brittania"

I dont know which part of "we spent big in January so dont expect too much in the summer" people fail to understand tbh. Its got little to do with what we need for the squad, its about getting the bare minimum in to ensure survival.In a way I'm ok with that if it hastens the fat prick's exit, but it could of course be worse. Am sure greater minds than mine will be able to assess a lot more accurately than I can whether he is going to trouser the lion's share of the forthcoming TV money but I'd suggest that you're spot on.