PaddockLad

More Wearside related beverage larks 🍺 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3w61wg7945o.amp

Oh ok… This is obviously @sammynb ☺️

I have to post a picture of anyone or just isegrim?…

Tbf I’ve been to Turkey since that shot was taken..

Vastly different situation and person to gimps like Butt, Smith, Duff etc

Is he, in your highly esteemed opinion David, a better player than Murphy or Almiron?…

I turned over for the cricket. Sounded like there was more atmosphere on the fuckin moon

Nice little tie in with Chelsea where Palace are the “club of choice” for a fair few of the apparently limitless supply of CFC squad players who go out on loan to half a dozen clubs, never make it to the first XI and are then sold. Thats been going on long before Boely turned up too . Needless to say Chelsea’s cut has been an issue here, 20%? 😒

Yeah. It’s not the owners this time though and it looks like it’s making a massive difference….

Lad wants to put a fuckin transfer request in then

You spend a lot of time on the Dunelm Mills website then?

I wouldn’t mind it on a duvet cover

Yeah that’s with duo, I think before that came out it was all lumped in together. I shared mine on to my “pretentious music fan” WhatsApp group and am still widely known as the “poodle rock” fan 😆 Still can’t get this on Spotify though 😭

Yeah we’ve got a joint account but I object to George Michael and Bob Jovi figuring strongly in my end of year wrap 😒 Its getting on for 20 quid a month so I thought we could save that by just paying for Amazon..

I thought about Amazon music because Spotify keeps going up and in a moment of weakness I also said I’d pay for the now semi permanent Mrs PL too 😒 we have Prime so it made sense and there’s apps that let you transfer playlists over… tried one and out of 90 tracks Amazon didn’t have 20 of them 😬

They’ve hardly done anything all year, understandable really due to Kulkarni’s sudden passing. Have you subscribed to the Patreon?..

Anyone use Chrome as their mobile browser? When you open a new box you get random news articles to click on?… this popped up on mine. This lies a couple of miles from where I was brought up. Local apocryphal local legend has it that at some point in history the Scott clan were laying siege to the Kerr’s within. A paige was sent in with some demands and the Kerrs were so hungry that they ate him https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/scotland-now/gallery/spooky-abandoned-scottish-castle-near-33429334.amp

I’m pleased I went early on this blatant fuckin fraud. Are we sure he’s not a mackem? A unifying blame figure is always handy I find

Forest away in the league cup, W/C Monday 26th August..Tonali eligible to play on Tuesday 27th…

No I’ll leave that to the utter fuckin psycho who sits next door but one. I’ve seen him attack fellow NUFC fans twice since 2010/11. One time was when some young shaver was telling him where Rafa was going wrong after Huddersfield beat us at home at the start of our last championship season… he seems to like us though

It’s not just Twitter though. The same types who drummed Sir Bobby out of the club with their poisonous fuckin bullshit are still there at SJP. One sits next to me and one sits in front of me. Fuck knows what pleasure they get from the game because all they do is bleat and moan on like geriatric sheep with a nasty case of fuckin ringworm. Nothing is ever good enough and near perfection is critiqued as if it’s something we are all entitled to. As I said the other day, if we don’t beat Southampton convincingly it’s going to set a fuckin miserable tone for the season..

Hmmm…. there’s a lot in what you say but if we finish top 4 we’ll have had a very good season. There are a million different variables though supplied by maybe 7 other clubs all looking at the same thing. We could sell him and get a far better player in and sign Guehi and still finish 5th. At that point you’re suggesting our three best players will be (rightly) assessing their options. For me keeping our best players fit for 85/90% of the season is far more important than upgrading Miggy. Although am not objecting in any way to his departure and a better player coming in to replace him. It’s the deplorable fuckin bitterness some are displaying as if he is the key to next season. I really don’t think he is. Especially as he didn’t finish as a starter last season and he won’t start in front of Murphy this season. It’s frankly irrational and unneeded negativity before the season starts