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http://m.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/11422643.Coming_to_a_Poole_park_near_you__England_legend_Paul_Gascoigne_signs_for_Sunday_League_football_team/ So just to confirm Gazza will be playing on the rec at the back of my house on Sunday morning

Inochi's right, but the Ukraine crisis put that one to bed for this window I reckon.

Looking at it logically, how were we going to shoehorn Cheick, dejong,cabella,sissoko and colback all into the spine of the team? someones off, and its unlikely to be sissoko...Ashley doesn't really do "squad"...

Think Tiote's agent is pimping him out for a pay rise by the looks of it. Lots in the press this morning, it looks like its coming from somewhere like. QPR want Lassana Diarra from Moscow, if that goes through he could be off.

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Happy Birthday!

25 years ago today.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B2qyqCcGac#t=125

"The Killingworth Iniesta" "Wearside Jack" to some in the south east corner on Sunday

the kid who did the damage, wide player, was signed from Cov, McSheffrey?..

Roede-ered? He didnt inspire much confidence like. Getting twatted 5-1 in the cup at home to 2nd divisionCoventry springs to mind... <shudder>

Post of the millenium We got relegated within 3 years of those posts and very few if any predicted romping divi 2 in the manner in which we did. Or having a better average attendance than Chelsea the same season. Most supporters veer towards pecisissm(?) iyam.

Err yeah fine mate. It was the 86 "last blue star" kit tbh but apart from that its almost as if you were there

Spoke to Souness on the flight back to Southampton last night. He didn't want discuss losing two semi finals in four days. Not with two pissed shite talking twats anyway. Not sure why....

He was also big muckers with Margaret Thatcher and losts of senior Yorkshire policemen. They say you can judge a man by the company he keeps...

Despair for anyone who can't take anything from today's game. Citeh have spent the best part of 500mill in 5 years. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2553796/Proof-money-buys-happiness-Manchester-City-Chelsea-Manchester-United-net-spend-charts.html That's why they didn't need to get out of second gear. We didn't surrender or lie down, in spite of Pardew being his usual mealy mouthed self pre game. Add a striker (Remy?) to that and Tiote and we get upper mid table. Same as normaI tbh, I want better but it's Mike Ashley folks. It's him that can't be arsed with better.

If you need reminding that you're a normal functioning human being..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04drl7b/football-fight-club

Well played Stevie, pleased you're doing well....you got a private room?...a lad in our old football team knacked his ankle and they put him in one. We turned up on the Sunday night to find his missus had put a chair against the door so she could administer some "specialist pain relief" . Might be trickier on a public ward but you could just pull the curtains and say it helps you drop off to sleep. No need to thank me

If we're in the bottom 5 in late September he's fuckin toast. How lucky will he feel then?

I had mine out five years ago. They thought I was having a heart attack when I was taken in, a stunningly goregeous female junior doctor had to don the rubber gloves and give me a rectal exammination and I missed the morphine shots

Best of luck Stevie, hope all goes well....

The hard core "92 grounds" squad will be out in force as we haven't played them in (am guessing) around 3 decades. Am tempted....

Hmmm.....Kent.....train from London bridge am presuming @@Meenzer?

If there's a concrete offer over 10mill it'll be accepted iyam, giving Pardew the chance to play "no chance to sign a replacement" card.

Nando's is mystifyingly popular iyam... no waiting staff to take your order, queue to place it at a counter then pick up your own cutlery and condiments. Then your thoroughly mediocre food is brought out to you.