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Stellar's been on the Stella. Makes him aggresive.

Speak English please

Old Firm fans base their suitability for acceptance into the Premier League on pre season friendlies. Theyve all told me "aah manu only beat us 2 nowt in a friendly, thats top 6 form big man"...

Crowd: "sparse" Wilkommen GL

Cheers old son...reckon its a one off for SBR day?....Shola looks even more handsome in it tbf...

Can one of you twitterritterers put a piccy of the new strip up?...

So the Aussies cant bat on this wicket neither?...no shit?!...

WICKET! Anderson b Bird 16 (England 238 all out) The batsmen failed to add a run this morning, but Anderson and Bresnan will be cheered by that Bird over. There was a good deal of swing for the youngster there./ guardian

you're a dream analyst's wet, err dream Davey. All I can say is if Gary Bennet's appearing in your dreams you've got problems Do you have a notepad beside the bed to write down all this detail?

Lots of competition for places at Chelsea...theyre not all going to play...

fuck me, poor old Cov....they make us look like pillar of sound corporate governance...what a fuckin shambles... http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2013/aug/09/coventry-city-northampton-league-one

Last season's "Cabaye replacement". See James McCarthy this summer Fair points Jon....no doubt Pardew will conspire to make of pigs ear team out of a sow's purse squad though...

Is the enigma likely to be fit though?....safety first Pardew. Its going to be interesting to see what happens. I frankly havent got clue what to expect. Where does Gomis fit in to this masterplan?...theres going to be a stronger bench if these two moves come off, that cant be bad...or can it?..Ashley doesnt strike me as wanting millions of £££££££s sat on the bench.

Well that does beg the question why wouldnt you play Remy after chasing him for 18 months? I appreciate its about options, but something doesnt add up.Dont know about your second plan, it sounds confused and far fetched iyam; HBA doesnt really play in the middle, 18 months of squealing from FM fanboys hasnt changed Pardews mind on that one and as for where Sissoko fits in..you're suggesting he plays further back than Cabaye??..

In most people's line ups it would be difficult to see where Sinclair or Ince would fit in. Most people's first choice is a narrow 3 of Cabaye,Sissoko and Tiote, with Remy and Gouffran either side of Cisse. Bringing in a wide left player screams 442 to me.

You're damning yourself with your own bitter prejudice there though, if you're being serious... Go back 20-30 years and what is now called "chav" was a pretty common working class upbringing. You've either fallen for media driven bullshit or you hate yourself. Just call me Dr Freud, that'll be £500 for the consultation

Most interesting clubs for me are Norwich,Swansea and oursleves. Norwich in particular seem to have had a complete change in philosophy, some really interesting signingshttp://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/en/norwich-city/transfers/verein_1123.html As long as Swansea keep Michu and he can actually play with Bony, theyve got a manager who can get a lot out of some very average players, Wayne Routledge for one. We could finish anywhere between 4th and 20th. The first choice 11 is as strong as anyones outside the top 4. Fuck knows if they can play together under this manager though. Will be interesting to see how Efc and Lfc get on too, for different reasons. The rest can fuck off, dont care. Their money makes them seem like another country; "they do things differently there"...

"Die Foalen" or Boroussia Monchengladbach as theyre more commonly known....apparently if a Herman is playing a word association game, the automatic response for "counter attack" is "Gladbach"

WICKET! Root c Haddin b Watson 16 (England 34-1)

From the Guardian's comments page. re a preview article on how LFC might get on this season; Liver Bird..(related to the sub species the Gooner Bird). Recognized by their bright red plumage, late summer strutting display and distinctive call. ( Arr ey arr ey arr ey). Increasingly, an autumn/winter visitor from Scandanavia, the Far East and the South of England. As with red squirrels, the foreign visitors now seriously outnumber the native north west species. Begins its annual strutting ritual in August which leaves the Liver Bird particularly vulnerable to predators. Particularly the dominant Red Manxus and its traditional enemy, The Blue Kite with whom it shares the same territory. Another sub species, the North Eastern Magpie was once known to share similar characteristics to the Liver Bird but after a disastrous season in 2010, the magpie’s character appears to have undergone a transformation and it now generally keeps it’s pink head buried in the sand and avoids contact with other more aggressive species like the Red Striped Makem. The Liver Bird is now a protected species and in common with the Puffin, is well loved by the public for its clownish behaviour and eccentric strutting ritual. The Liver Bird nests on the top of tall buildings close to the sea, although unlike another high nesting bird, the jackdaw, it is highly sensitive and wary of silver objects and avoids collecting them So thats how we're perceived now?.....

You'll see how much the budget is when Scott "Scotty" Parker is sold to either wist am or qpr and Spurs lure Cabaye to the capital to replace him...perhaps....

Where CLS?

Anyway me and missus PL are this evening guzzling these...dark and stormy; havana club, old jamaica ginger beer & lime...

Expensive looking missus CT, or are you in a local slug and letteuce?... "two for one on cocktails, all day, every day"

pre order in for Acid Rain....nearly £20!!!