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Because theyre available This stuff is almost certainly being pumped out by the players' agents....we don't realy talk about specific players, some even arrive out of the blue..

Ben Arfa is 26, theres a world cup this year he's not going to and he's playing for a side who might just possibly sneak into a Europa League place. Pardew clearly doesn't trust him as far as he can throw him after seemingly/allegedly getting him to play the way he wants about 18 months ago? The only way we'll find out if he's a genius or a waster is if a better manager buys him and gets more out of him than Pardew apparently can or wants to. Having said all that yesterday shouldn't be brought into the argument when he was blatantly played out of position and was easily marked out of the game when we went down to ten men, none of which was his fault. He certainly stayed in position for the whole time he was on the pitch, which suggests several things, to me anyway. He could have played more off the cuff, come inside and tried to influence the game more but didn't, so he's either doing exactly as he's told regardless of how he sees the game to get back in favour with Pardew and in doing so hoisting the manager by his own "tactically inept" pertard, or he just doesn't give enough ot a fuck to try and change it off his own bat, which iyam he is capable of v opposition such as WBA yesterday who hadn't won in two months.

We're allegedly speaking to Montpellier about this chap, he's French apparently, "mon dieu et zut alors"... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R%C3%A9my_Cabella

Insert your own "full of shit" gag here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1fjQL0SoE8

Couldve gone in today but been up most of the night with toothache, the only sober days I've had since the Monday before Christmas have been when I drove to and from my folks place, so chances of sleep last night were nil last night anyway due to a sever case of the heebeegeebees. Need root canal work on my tooth (£400) and got to see the accountant later as shes fucked up and HMRC want another £400 off me. Also Newcastle United have lost their last two games. Happy fuckin new year!!

No Debuchy for Cardiff, Colo looks doubtful too...think our much hoped for cup run is looking dodgy as fuck now...

aye, If Cabaye or Remy had nicked a goal or two we'd be saying its a good performance so far. Paticence is a virtue, but that's hard when Shola cant trap a bag of cement let alone a football....

Happy new year you bunch of complete bastards.

Yep, both sides strangely toothless up front, their final balls into the box very slightly better than ours possibly but both pretty much shite really. Surprised we didn't start 442 with Shola. Not too disappointed to get nowt from the game,but that attitude may change without 3 points at WBA. We can and should beat them tbh.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/nicolas-anelka-quenelle-dieudonnes-la-2970567 Anelka's comic mate who he was merely "showing support for" has apparently been done for incitement to racial hatred more than once.....

1. Don't wank with sandpaper in your hand 2. Don't plant your spring onions too early

What Hughes doesn't want to admit is that Cabaye did Whelan up like a kipper, wound him up enough at the first booking to make sure another was just round the corner. Agree with Andrew, Shawcross on Haidara was the worst challenge of the day. As many have said, Atkinson made them pay for being their usual dirty selves for a change.

What happened to the Macallan son?? :/ Cockspur rum and ginger beer here a ma folks, merry Christmas ya bunch of pissheeds

He comes across as a good lad, but this just smacks of "when the going gets tough, some just fuck off" If Peitersen had pulled this shit hge'd be getting annihilated. He's still there though. They hate each others guts mind, which probably tells you quite a lot. Both twats.

Cheers Fish We went to the Falcon in the end, which was canny good

We change trains at Clapham Junction for this, any of you Laandhaan based Mags know anywhere near the station that doesn't charge £10 pint?...cheers!

2001 Arsenal (a) 3-1 (0-1) Premiership O'Brien(60), Shearer(86pen), Robert(90) Pires(20) 38,012 Conceding once but being battered, Ray Parlour's dismissal just before the half-time break gave United some hope. Craig Bellamy then walked for allegedly striking cheat Ashley Cole in the face (later rescinded) before Andy O'Brien equalised. Alan Shearer then converted a penalty and Laurent Robert strode clear to secure United's first capital win for over five years - an amazing night that also saw us top the table. Uri Geller later claimed credit for it all.... NUFC.com match report Top of the league 12 years ago tonight ...where the fuck has that gone?

Could the resident Milan fanboys give us a rundown on what this individual may have been up to?.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25414094

If we were to somehow win the cup this season..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22640095 Is winning half a dozen one off games this season more likely than finishing in the top 6? To win the Europa League after winning the FA cup this season would be pant wettingly good, so we wont... Europa needs to go back to the old UEFA cup format, no seeds & straight knockout, and to have more of the 3/4th placed teams in it to make the early rounds watchable. Thing is the clubs want the guaranteed income that 6 televised games brings them. They cant see that drawing Milan or Marseille in the first few rouds would be fuckin mint for the fans.

Heres a nice party tune from the popular beat combo I'm going to see tonight....hope you and Mrs HF enjoy this edit: only fair if I add the link... http://www.muzu.tv/the-prodigy/smack-my-bitch-up-music-video/87956/

Spot on for me JJ, coaches deserve a certain amount of sympathy as nowadays they often don't get to choose the players they wprk with, but often they do know this before they sign up. Someone may be able to do it mind, Redknapp, whatever we think of him personally, got a huge amount out of the players he inherited from Ramos, and was then allowed to bring his own in.

He's a funny bloke iyam, and that's it. His mannerisms and look appear as if theyre designed to attract a certain type of (desperate?) female. I missed his gig in Bournemouth in October (was up north for the derby :/ ) but a mate was there said some absoloute monster in the audience shouted out that he'd "had" her 6 months beforehand, which apparently was true as 20 mins of the gig was then devoted to them reminiscing about it...my mate said if she was a plant she was a very good one

They got lucky with Redknapp....Levy will be incredibly fortunate to repeat that again. Its really not all AVB's fault, its Baldini who blew all the loot, why he felt the need to do that fuck knows. It would be interesting to have a look at who the agents involved in a lot of their deals were. If it was mostly the same one or two then the spurs fans have been royally stitched.

Anyone see the motd 2 clip of his press conference when he was asked if he was happy with the players signed with the Bale money?.....sounded very much like he didn't have that much of a say in who came in tbh.....this happened before with Spurs when they got another foreign manager with one very good season behind him to coach a new set of players he had little say in recruiting; that time they were in the bottom 3 when Juande Ramos was sacked and they got Redknapp in. Thing is, the DoF Daniel Commoli was fired too for appointing him, so Franco Baldini could now be for the chop too, seeing as he didn't think it would be a problem integrating as many foreign players all at the same time. This is completely against the DoF policy, which is designed to ensure continuity in senior management at the club and to make sure the man with ultimate responsibility for spending large amounts of the clubs money is doing it in a careful and responsible manner. Looks like Levy isn't learning from his mistakes....