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Aren't AC/DC knocking touring on the head because poor old Angus has early dementia?

Another mag I know worked there this year picking up litter, he says it was brilliant. Am going out now but will phone him and get the details and pm them to you later if your interested?

I think Js house is decorated top to bottom with pictures of Ian McKay tbh Everybody should go to glasto once if they can, if the sun shines it's still a magical thing, mostly due to its glorious setting in the vale of Avalon. I was shocked about how corporate it's become though, £8 for a chicken burger

I had talk sport (yeah I know ) on the other morning and they had John Cross from the mirror on there and he openly admitted that Pardew was a mate of his and for that reason he couldn't be overly harsh on him. What the fuck does he get paid for again??

And an example of a good band is?......

I went 4 years ago after a gap of about 15 years....one year the girls in the tent next to ours saw some twat pull out a pistol and start shooting into the crowd... http://www.theguardian.com/music/1994/jun/27/glastonbury2003.glastonbury It's commonly accepted that the festival is held on Worthy Farm, but the vast majority of the festival site is actually owned by neighbouring Steenbow farm, where an ex season ticket holder at SJP is responsible for reering tens of thousands of chickens. He got me the (free!) ticket in 2010 and I stayed at his house across the road from the main entrance, nice and warm and dry. I could ask him if he could get you a ticket if you like, but seeing as neither of us know you from Adam it would make me look like a tosser and he will definetly say no, also his missus is due to give birth next month so glasto revels are likely to be low key next June as there will be an infant in the house. No need to thank me

You been before CSD?....

Sissoko looks like Marvin fuckin Hagler but plays like Mavis fuckin Riley....big girls blouse...

Efc supporters are queer like. They cited winning at Old Trafford last season as an example of how Martinez had moved them on, then a few weeks later we did it under Pardew I think Martinez is ok, but their defensive record this season is abysmal and theyre sitting just above QPR in the league. I've always felt he was an overhyped media darling but the scouse mackems wont have it.

Why did the sun print images of the previous 2 IS murders?.....fuckin hyporcrites...

Steve Clarke won 7 in 34 at West Brom and a lot of people are saying he was harshly treated too. When SBR was manager we played Everton on Good Friday and beat them 6-1(?) I was on the train back and there was a scouser across from me and when I lazily trotted out the media party line about Walter Smith having done ok there he fuckin annhilated me for being mis informed and not seeing what was actually going on at the club. You really dont know whats going on to a large extent at any club unless youre actually suffering it.

Hugely tempted by Underworld playing dubnobasswithmyheadman @ the sage on 14th march next year, tkts on sale 9am tomorrow. Hall 2, anyone been to a gig there? Is it seated because lot of the other venues they're plying on this jaunt appear to be? http://www.sagegateshead.com/event/underworld/

Al Murray as Pub Landlord....nothing new, stil funny...

Shouldn't my Nigerian wife be here then??

Another "supersoaraway" exclusive....getting into bed with those cunts is just soooooo Mike Ashley.....

Ashleys got form for getting us relegated....4 managers in one season in 09, now he's going to stick with one woefully inadequate one but the result will be the same.

International break after Swansea?.....

No sympathy whatsoever for him. Just another desperate figure in 21st football hanging on for his payout, no pride and, despite the mournful look on his face last night, no real shame..

It could get a lot worse before it gets any better....Steve Clarke won seven games out of thirty fuckin four in 2013 before wba scuttled him

"Fret" from Crouchie....triffic...

Is it me, or is the Stoke left back the forgotten mutant Neville brother, kept locked in the attic for years?...

Alan Pardew has been chatting to Sky: We know we’ve got some options on the bench now, particularly Papiss Cissé. I think prior to the Southampton game we deserved more than we got, and played reasonably well. The Southampton game was obviously nowhere near good enough. And since then we’ve shown resiliance. You need to be battle hard in this division, and we’re learning early that we have to dig deep and fight. Me? I was born battle hard, so it comes naturally to me. It’s been tough, because you want the fans to be behind you. Obviously they’re questioning everything I do at the moment, which is understandable.