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The only way to really hurt Ashley is to attack Sports Direct's share price. I still think spending Easter weekend letting off stinkbombs in his stores is a complete winner, but am open to more subtle ideas. How can a group of committed individuals in some way influence the market to that extent?...am prepared for the answer to be "divvent be fuckin stupid man", but thought I'd ask anyway....

Pardew had given up on the game, he said so in the pre match press conference "get the spurs match out of the way"....... At any other club he'd be struggling to keep his job after 5 home defeats on the trot. Not here though...mind, at any other club he'd have been sacked after the way we finished last season. We've just started playing the same way 4 months earlier than last year. 48,264 tonight. Villa at home next, a week Sunday on tv. 45k I reckon.

Southampton now 2 points ahead of us due to a decent one nil-er at Hull..are we and the Saints what constitute "mid table" this season?...not going for Europe, unlikely to be going down?..

I recognise him but cant place him..

Am I right in saying that the first mention of cheesey chips and blue pop was in the Mag's old comic strip "Dick Dastard, Mackem Bastard"?...and was this actually based on the early life of noted TT poster essembee?

Hes not told him what side to pick, but Pardew's instructions are: "faak ver cups Awl, they aint worf tuppence apeney, concentrate on ver leeeg sahn.." He's doing as his boss has strongly suggested he does. And as an Ashley minion told the fans forum in September(?)

Sacking him undermines Fergies opinion and tarnishes his record 6 months after he retired..yeah, pump the fucker When bacon face played for a Glasgow boys club side in the 50s he was coached by David Moyes's father. Its an old pals act iyam, hes known Moyes since that clown was in a pram.

Am working with a couple of lads from Somerset and they say its mostly a Lib Dem area....mind as soon as "true blue" Berkshire and Surrey look a bit soggy the Army spring into action. My 78 year old father last night said that Cameron thinks the citizens of Somerset are, and I quote, "nowt but fuckin peasants and yokels" I think he may have a point

The managerial position is very close to being irrlelevant at NUFC as long as Mike Ashley owns the club. He's not going to appoint a young up and comer, or an experienced older hand as long as Pardew is treading water in mid table. Most debate on this point is utterly pointless iyam, I cant decide whether to laugh or cry when I peruse the lunatic asylum formerly known as Newcastle Online re this subject, they know the truth about the situation but appear to apportion more blame to Pardew that our season being over before the second week in Janaury than Ashley. Theres no equality here, Pardew carries out Ashleys wishes with barely a murmur in the full knowledge that being a mealy mouthed patsy is the height of his managerial career.

The Honda's like a CB 750 my brother used to have..

I've done it, some of the questions are a bit err "out there"... I dont go to football to releive stress, its Newcastle United for fucks sakes

Wasnt Jim Broadbent the tapeworm?...

It's the assumption from Tyler and Neville that at 2-1 the game was all wrapped up for Manu that makes me laugh

Thought it was an eccentric looking slightly elderly lady chatting to bacon face there....turns out it was Mick Hucknall

Lacks a bit of pace for the top level of this division iyam but yeah on loan would've been a good signing, a Fritz with a point to prove can only be a good thing.

CT did you pay it yourself?...that should normally inform most of your own domestic decisons iyam...

Gale "got to be stronger than that Sammy Ameobi"....whilst Ivanovich basically clothelined him in the back

Though tbf he was getting compared with Pingel and Macdonald ® last week...

Aye, which fuckin one though?

Swansea v Cardiff @ 1730 on a Saturday evening. How the fuck have the police allowed that?....or is it a nationwide change of policy after 25 years of changing kick offs "for safety reasons"?....

I actually don't think they'll go down but I think they'd still see this season as a rip roaring success if they do

Tiote is injured ya freekin dipstick

Abysmal decision to sub him last week. Abysmal corner. Abysmal owner....

What used to be called Greater London isn't a tax haven, but the City is. If some of the top earners weren't all hiding their millions in the Cayman Islands then perhaps the nurses and teachers would be paid better too. It's all about power, those in the city have and so do the tube drivers. But only the tube drivers are properly criticised for exercising it. That's the point of the article.