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Is he really mentally ill or is does he just go a bit dolally when he's had a few?....

is Stevie some sort of "Juan Mata" appointment?.....is he joining the former market leader just after the hugely respected CEO has collected his gold watch, leaving David Brent in charge?....

It took them two years to find the Air France 447 black box at the bottom of the Atlantic, but they did know where to look and thet were able to suss what had happened... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_France_Flight_447 It will take a minor miracle to recover anything from 2 miles down in the Southern Ocean though.

Black Francis there with quite a departure from his earlier work with the Pixies and solo outings as Frank Black....

For the benefit of Mr HMHM: us posh yuppie types "daahn sarrf" prefer these nowadays.... https://www.tyrrellscrisps.co.uk/potato/lobster-chilli-garlic

do us all a favour and kick the fucker down the cliff-like staircase to the bogs

It would be tragically ironic if Ashley sold the land to basically pay off the mortgage his predecessors had secured on the development of the other end of the ground, even more so if he used the proceeds to bring his overall investment in the club down so the club could be sold at a realistic price. What price due dilligence now?....

Isnt that one of CT's "hang outs"?....

The Max Clifford trial jury had to be sent out for laughing as an alleged victim was questioned about his penis 17:57 18-Mar-14

I think I was at that game.... 87ish v Steau Bucharest ?.....Wanted to see a game in the European cup, was fairly certain we'd never play in the fuckin thing....was half right...

Levy fucked up big time by allowing all the money to be spent all in the same window, and also by trusting Baldini with doing it all...23 mill for Lamela from Roma, where Baldini had been working before he went to Spurs stinks of a fuckin stitch up that I'm surprised Levy was caught by.

Am 4 or 5 years older than HMHM, but to be fair he looks older then me

I've seen kids come into the workplace with A* passes at GCSE maths unable to do the simple mental arithmetic required to set out work from a drawing, its fuckin shocking tbh. And this is from someone not allowed within ten miles of the O level stream for that subject. I like to think I'd have probably gone to uni if I was any good at maths, but at HMHM says all I was interested in was watching Pedro and Gazza on a Saturday afternoon. Around the time I was thinking about leaving school I was skint and wanted to go to some game or other, asked my old man for a sub which ended in a blazing row "earn your own money if you want to stay under this roof" was the message. Later that week he came back from his graft and informed me "there'll be no more problems with you getting money for football from now on" "hows that then?" I replied.."You start your apprentiship at Hendersons on Monday" And that was fuckin that. Got As for O level English and Chemistry, Bs for French and Biology... not sure I regret not seeing the bigger picture and staying on at school but I would like to have had 3 or 4 years on grant funded piss ups like some of my mates did.

Couldn't you plead mental distress to the exam board due to the mental devastation inflicted on the entire city by getting knocked out the play offs by the tramps right in the middle of the exams?

Correct Rob According to this anyroads... http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/mar/13/steven-gerrard-liverpool Good article iyam, though am sure many on here would disagree with its premise

Naah....l was surprised when I read who it was half an hour ago, it's a doozie

Which player has scored in the finals of the FA cup,league cup,champions league and Uefa cup?.....

Not confident....am thinking this lot have difficulty giving a flying fuck about anything when the pressure is off...hoping to be proved utterly wrong like but recent history suggests that they have difficulty with motivation. And thats with Pardew in the changing room and on the touchline....

He got the law changed off his own bat so he could ditch his hereditary peerage because he disagreed with privilege being handed down. The (formerly) Right Honourable Sir Anthony Wedegewood Benn walked it like he talked it his entire life. We''ll likely never see his likes again.

You out there for the festivities already?.....where is it again?

We're plainly not a draw for the advertisers.... As for Spurs, their record signing is 32 million Eric Lamela. signed from Roma by DoF Franco Baldini...formerly director of football, at...erm..Roma He's fuckin at it, and I can't beleive Levy let him loose with all the Bale loot in one summer. I think the Souness/Redknapp/Wille McKay axis re Boumsong and Amdy Faye was similiar to what was going on at Spurs..."fuck what the team actually needs, who can we get the most into our hip pockets on??"

who do you suggest then?