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"The Killingworth Iniesta" "Wearside Jack" to some in the south east corner on Sunday

the kid who did the damage, wide player, was signed from Cov, McSheffrey?..

Roede-ered? He didnt inspire much confidence like. Getting twatted 5-1 in the cup at home to 2nd divisionCoventry springs to mind... <shudder>

Post of the millenium We got relegated within 3 years of those posts and very few if any predicted romping divi 2 in the manner in which we did. Or having a better average attendance than Chelsea the same season. Most supporters veer towards pecisissm(?) iyam.

Err yeah fine mate. It was the 86 "last blue star" kit tbh but apart from that its almost as if you were there

Spoke to Souness on the flight back to Southampton last night. He didn't want discuss losing two semi finals in four days. Not with two pissed shite talking twats anyway. Not sure why....

He was also big muckers with Margaret Thatcher and losts of senior Yorkshire policemen. They say you can judge a man by the company he keeps...

Despair for anyone who can't take anything from today's game. Citeh have spent the best part of 500mill in 5 years. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2553796/Proof-money-buys-happiness-Manchester-City-Chelsea-Manchester-United-net-spend-charts.html That's why they didn't need to get out of second gear. We didn't surrender or lie down, in spite of Pardew being his usual mealy mouthed self pre game. Add a striker (Remy?) to that and Tiote and we get upper mid table. Same as normaI tbh, I want better but it's Mike Ashley folks. It's him that can't be arsed with better.

If you need reminding that you're a normal functioning human being..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b04drl7b/football-fight-club

Well played Stevie, pleased you're doing well....you got a private room?...a lad in our old football team knacked his ankle and they put him in one. We turned up on the Sunday night to find his missus had put a chair against the door so she could administer some "specialist pain relief" . Might be trickier on a public ward but you could just pull the curtains and say it helps you drop off to sleep. No need to thank me

If we're in the bottom 5 in late September he's fuckin toast. How lucky will he feel then?

I had mine out five years ago. They thought I was having a heart attack when I was taken in, a stunningly goregeous female junior doctor had to don the rubber gloves and give me a rectal exammination and I missed the morphine shots

Best of luck Stevie, hope all goes well....

The hard core "92 grounds" squad will be out in force as we haven't played them in (am guessing) around 3 decades. Am tempted....

Hmmm.....Kent.....train from London bridge am presuming @@Meenzer?

If there's a concrete offer over 10mill it'll be accepted iyam, giving Pardew the chance to play "no chance to sign a replacement" card.

Nando's is mystifyingly popular iyam... no waiting staff to take your order, queue to place it at a counter then pick up your own cutlery and condiments. Then your thoroughly mediocre food is brought out to you.

He was very good in Awakenings as De Niro's doctor, think he got a best supporting actor nomination. Sad he couldn't hack it any more, RIP.

Cortese did the same at Southampton the week he took over. Also installed a parking meter in the staff car park

Errr.....have I missed a meeting? Derby were beaten in the play off final by QPR...

He's not involved in the open training day today so his PA at the Back Page has been cancelled according to .com

You got that email as well....theres nothing decent left in my size neither

7.... Mostly fuckin ridiculous though...

Is the UAE sponsored "regeneration" of East Manchester a cynical PR stunt or is it likely to change local peoples' lives for the better in the long term?

Terry Fuckwit made human. This could be a huge boost for the jock YES campaign...