PaddockLad

Good is injured

Did Streete get much of a run out in pre season?.... Are they counting on Janmaat to cover?...

NO is like a wake at a kindergarten, there's a competition on there for which grown man can be the most pathetic Hull at home sept 20th could be very interesting if we get our usual (and likely) spanking at Southampton.

6 month loan, rather than rake Hull's cash. This means he won't play against and he could be back by the end of February. He's convinced Pardew will be gone by then

Who was the kid who took the day off to follow our every move on deadline day and we signed no fucker?

"a years loan fwom shakatak donuts? that wiw save us 15 miwwyun sovs, lavley jubbly!"

Its in the job description: "comedians must be sensitive flowers and also have a blatant persecution complex. Double standards would also be a distinct advantage"

Yanga medical at Roma?

Couldn't get my HTC 1 to sync with my laptop. I was so fucked off with it I left it on the train coming home from the man city game, wasn't pissed or anything, neither did I run up the platform banging on the side of the carriage where my £500+ handset was housed, shouting my head off about the 18 months left on my contract..no, that didn't happen...

When did you take bad with it? I didn't have the op for months until the infection died down.

Ffs try walking a mile in Stevies shoes before you start bandying around stuff like that. I understand the standard internet currency is being judgemental and self righteous but the world is full of people doing things that don't help them in the long run. Cut the bloke a bit of slack.

Am not entirely sure, but I don't think the players in the top couple of divisions technically are employees due to their method of payment i.e. the wages are paid to companies created in the player's name for tax purposes.

Sounds like Hatem's lawyer is on the wind up regardless of whether the player is being treated badly in a legal sense. And somebody has tipped him the wink that Pardew is fuckin toast very soon. Is that an international football break I see before me?

Has that nugget of joy come from Twitter?....

Yeah, that's why I refer to UEFAs sponsors rather that the body itself wanting all the biggest clubs in. There is a way for Maribor to get to the group stages. Am sure Carlsberg would prefer Spurs.

Didn't Platini change it a bit so the likes of Maribor and Celtic from non elite European leagues stand at least an equal chance with each other of getting into the group stages? 3 qualifiers is still a huge ask at this stage of the season mind. If it was up to UEFA's sponsors it would be biggest 32 clubs from the nations with the biggest tv audiences. To be fair, it isn't entirely that way.

Best of luck Stevie

"welw we twied for lowwik but e went and signed fow ver gunners dinny"

Thousand yard stare and blatant inbred deformity, typical Ukip candidate tbh...

Out of the Palace game...is this injury legit?....

Id hazard that at 26 if Richards isn't ready for centre half its unlikely he ever will be. At fullback he's just as bad, he's not got a look in at national level since Croatia beat England at Wembley putting them out of Euro 2008.Richards is still looking for Luka Modric now, he spent the whole night completely the wrong side of his man. Avoid.

I see one of them has basically rolled out the immortal line "Catts for me like"

Isn't he injured then?

Don't fancy Richards at all. Great athelete, shite defender. Uses his pace to make up for his abysmal positional play. Its all moot anyway, we'll not pay his wages. Van dijk is a lot more realistic.

http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2014/mapou-yanga-mbiwa-agrees-to-join-marseille/ Away to Marseille on loan?...not sure how credible this is. Were linked with Micah Richards..allegedly...