PaddockLad

@Gemmil looks like a planned uprising mate go careful.... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/robot-vacuum-cleaner-attacks-woman-5131272

Tbf Stevie trounces ewerk in the "number of selfies taken" category too

Crouch, posessing a half decent footballing brain, pulls on to the fullback, standard stuff which Collo should have read and reacted to. Fuck knows where he started from to be able to move into the net to try to clear it when Crouch is quite clearly the danger man in that situation. When the lad is shaping to cross I may have been looking to see where a 6ft 7" centre forward was.

47763 there yesterday. That'll be partly due to a sky game on a Sunday but still...is the worm turning?...

Last two questions are a bit strange......what is the title of the dissertation?.,,.

Pearson sacked at Leicester Keegan hot favourite to take over

Can't defend a lead for 10 minutes against Stoke....fuckin turboshit...

"Memories....lalalalalalalaaaaa....." http://www.wsc.co.uk/wsc-daily/1192-february-2015/12159-newcastle-3-0-stoke-division-two-1990-video

Aye with Bojan fuckec for the season too theyre pretty ordinary to say the least. 0-3 then.

I'm in attendance......informed Mrs PL this afternoon, whilst packing for our house move next Friday....it's fair to say she could have taken me taking time off work to travel the 150 mile round trip for "THAT BLEEDIN' FOOTBALL!!" a mere 36 hours before Pickfords turn up better tbh

Athletico 4 Real 0

Can't see Ashley giving up his share of a 4 billion tv deal starting next season. The other reason is there's not a buyer at the price he needs to cover his outlay. It's nearly 300million and with the best will in the world a club of our standing isn't worth that sort of money regardless of tv income.

First name on the team sheet this season?....got to be Sissoko you'd imagine?....apparently not selling him last month means he's like a new signing according to Carve-up http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/feb/06/newcastle-team-john-carver-selection-rangers

Hes got Rangers exactly where he wants them with less than 10% of the shares though. On the face of it he doesn't need to buy Rangers to have several income streams from them. He can still put SD on shirts etc should they get back in the champions league without owning them. Dave King has called an EGM to get rid of Llambias and his mate but that looks a pretty futile gesture as Ashley is the only fucker involved with any money.

Glitter guilty. They're talking a life senrance due to previous. Good.

Tbf Gloom has a point.....there's no other owner running his club to financially benefit his core business. In that regard he's spot on.

Fernandes let arry spend 50 million net in two years. They were second bottom when arry was appointed going into a game v Sunderland. Guess what? He left this week and they're second bottom going into a game v Sunderland

Possibly some bad news for pie gob?.... http://www.theguardian.com/business/2015/feb/03/sports-direct-zero-contract-workers-compensation

"Wots ver budget for players Mike me owld cock sparra?" "Sell Moussa and Krul, give me my 79% and you can then have a look at Carr's holiday snaps"...

Fernandes said on Twitter last night "no more chequebook" Also said that he'd signed all the players the manager wanted in the summer....basically he called the saggy faced cunts bluff.

Redknapps jacked

Fair play Think I'll see how Derry born Shane Ferguson gets on with his new err "supporters" before I go completely along with your glowing analysis...

Tbf that's just the over 65s nowadays. My old dear swears by it for her piles.

"ye olde comeback of he who hath lost ye argument"

I was brought up there. It's a fuckin shithole, apart from the bits with sheep