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Obama isn't quite so teary when it comes to mass killing sprees in other countries mind

About a month ago we got a new apprentice at work, born in 1997...called, and I'm not making this up, Joe Jordan (ask your grandad Haydanator) and of all things he's a fuckin Crystal Palace season ticket holder...he thinks Pardew is some sort of deity, a divine all seeing font of wisdom. Pardew is literally the best thing to happen to that club since the Wright/Bright FA cup final era 25 years ago. He'll unravel soon iyam, his press conference on Thursday was a classic, a whole list of err "achievements" by Pulis at West Brom; "they've kept 20 clean sheets in 25 games" etc etc...the man is a fuckin poltroon, but has had the role of some sort of redeemer conferred on him by the city of Croydon. Bizarre.

Is this a case of "well they would say that wouldn't they?" from the US?... http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/30/russia-launches-first-airstrikes-against-targets-in-syria-says-us

Anyone remember Salem's Lot from the telly in the 70s?....David Soul was in it, think it was a adaptation of a Stephen King book? Carrie was pretty scary too as it goes, and I wouldn't say I was scared but the film of IT was pretty bloody disturbing as an adult..

Yeah Faye fell out with Keegan affair so that makes him an Ashley era player...the old boy sat behind me back then used to say "eeee he's a big strong lad!" every time he monstered some waif like attacker, which was surprisingly often as you imply. "balanced"

Guilty as charged however... Zanetti there conferring sainthood on the fucker before half time That's just emabarrasing for a man in his forties Doc, have a word with yourself. Not to mention the fist-fest that the Fish posted...I just don't want anyone to get into a CT/Shane situation. You all know I'm right

Impressive at the weekend but so was Haidara in his first few games, particularly in Kharkiv. Mbabu's proved nothing apart from being able to handle a one off game. So let's chill the fuck out.

The Fish is 2/1 for me with Alex 2nd favourite at 3s

I think you've just invented a new game.."which TT poster would be most likely to...." I think society in general is a bit less mature and serious than it used to be. "50 is the new 40" etc etc. My very-soon-to-be 80 year old father has always said the biggest change in society in his lifetime came in the late 70s via the twin evils of Thatcher and punk rock. He says that was the moment when the "cult of the individual" was born and people stopped giving a fuck about what anyone thought of them. And you've got to be a monumentally conceited cockwomble to imagine that charging a few quid for a bowl of fuckin Golden Graham's isn't going to bring some sort of divine judgement down on you.

Now, I don't want to condone wonton violence against hipsters, but looking at the clip of these two fuckin wankers I'm thinking they've got the sort of appearance that just invites physical aggression...as for their err "business"... http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/27/shoreditch-cereal-cafe-targeted-by-anti-gentrification-protesters

This has crossed my mind more than once lately.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/11891430/The-north-is-being-cut-adrift-in-English-football-and-I-fear-the-damage-may-be-permanent.html He's talking about a few different things here but I think the chief one is wages. There again if Boro were still in the premier league and willing to pay absolutely top wages (as Gibson did in the 90s) could they still attract the likes of Ravanelli and Juninho?...Leeds were different, as were we, because we and they borrowed all the loot used to finance a few years of top quality football. Complaining about lack of atmosphere at the likes of Turf Moor though is more to do with the decline in atmosphere across the board due to stadiums being all seater, regardless of the noise a few twats with a drum can create at Selhurst Park.

Ali G..... didn't he say to some raging bigot that an Orangeman was a greengrocer too?

Read Monbiot at the weekend...he says the Hinkley design is fundamentally flawed..EDF are building two the same on the continent and having proper grief. The whole national nuclear project, although being precisely what the country needs for future energy needs, is a fuckin disaster. EDIT: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/sep/18/we-are-pro-nuclear-but-hinkley-c-must-be-scrapped

Allardyce to the mackems "they" reckon Who are we getting? Am in no way calling for his head, but he couldn't stop the post Christmas slump at Derby last season, doesn't look good tbh..

"We're going to try and win a cup"....

Tonights owls: Wildsmith, Palmer, Loovens, Lees, Wiggins, Matias, McGugan, Semedo, Sougou, Helan, Joao Last Saturdays owls: 01 Westwood 32 Hunt 15 Lees 03 Turner 36 Pudil 33 Wallace 20 Lee 21 López Booked 41 Bannan 45 Forestieri (Lucas João - 45' ) 09 Nuhiu (Helan - 82' ) Just the 10 changes then deary me man we're fuckin chronic

There was a brummy fishing in a canal when his mate wandered past... "ey oop skip wot yow coort?" "a whale" "keep goin yow moight get the rest of the boike...." Gratis for the #comedyaccount @thefish

Wonder what's been going on behind the scenes?.....is giving a colleague a public bollocking grounds for a claim on its own?....agree about Mourinho entirely, he's a grade a cunt. I've had no time for him since the Anders Frisk episode....he shouldve been banned for fuckin life for that shit. No surprise who his best mate in football is, he's got a new book out this week...says he only had four world class players in his time at manu, Cantona, Giggs,Scholes and Ronaldo. Harsh on Schmicel, Robson and Ferdinand?...

He's fuckin attention seeking iyam...either that or his Wolfie alias is back without the username...

The BBC have barely touched the pig thing today. The porridge wogs were definitely on to something when they went through the roof about bias before the referendum last year. They've been fuckin dreadful on Corbyn. So have the guardian and the independent. He hasn't got anyone in his corner bar the voters who gave him his mandate. I give him 12 months max just because of that.

Got an old mate who is in general a good lad and not a foaming mouthed mail reading tosspot....but his career progression goes Royal Navy, RNLI, then a paramedic on Jersey, so he does veer towards that direction....he got very aereated about the national anthem thing, then I suggested that jezza may wear a white poppy at the cenotaph in November, just to twist the knife a wee bit...think am off the Christmas card list tbh...he called me "a fuckin communist"

Frankie Boyle... http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/21/jeremy-corbyn-non-conformist-british-frankie-boyle?CMP=fb_gu Just to add that some serving General was in some rag at the weekend saying there would be a military coup if by some bizarre set of circumstances Jezza found himself as PM. Two things strike me about this....theyre getting really fuckin desperate now and how safe have the wars that the likes of this military fucknut has been prosecuting in the last 15 years or so left us all feeling??

90 million in 12 months.......I still can't get over that....new manager, coaches etc ....what the fuck is going on?

Haidara turned right into the Watford lad. Fair to say his early promise hasn't been fulfilled..the fuckin useless cunt...

that dirty great bastard looks as if he's about to sodomize both of those other chaps simultaneously