PaddockLad

Someone on the Internet has claimed that palace haven't scored a goal from open play since August. Sadly, I'm calling bullshit on this

Bojan skins Dummet looked a clear pen to me

Hes blatantly been begging for the sack since the start of the season iyam. Hes a bit of a dick at the best of times, but hes far from stupid. Hows Blanc getting on at PSG??....

Newcastle United (4-4-2): Rob Elliot; Daryl Janmaat, Chancel Mbemba, Fabricio Coloccini ©, Paul Dummett; Moussa Sissoko, Vurnon Anita, Cheick Tiote, Georginio Wijnaldum; Ayoze Perez, Aleksandar Mitrovic Substitutes: Freddie Woodman, Massadio Haidara, Jamaal Lascelles, Siem de Jong, Yoan Gouffran, Florian Thauvin, Papiss Cisse Stoke City (4-2-3-1): Jack Butland; Glen Johnson, Ryan Shawcross ©, Phillip Wollscheid, Erik Pieters; Glenn Whelan, Charlie Adam; Marko Arnautovic, Bojan Krkic, Xherdan Shaqiri; Jonathan Walters Substitutes: Jakob Haugaard, Marc Wilson, Stephen Ireland, Marco van Ginkel, Ibrahim Afellay, Mame Biram Diouf, Peter Crouch

Toontl attacks, is swatted aside by HF who frankly saw the colonial coming, then toontl starts grovelling. That's not what this forum is about toontl, time to up your game ya dirty great jessie

Results haven't been great this season despite their decent recruitment. Stand by for that to change Saturday

At least 6 gibbering troglodytes all in deckchair shirts here in departures at Newcastle airport, more than I've seen at any point in the last decade...

Am enjoying your pedantry this morning but it does rather gloss over the ref being horrifically inconsistent throughout yesterday's game to the point that he was a blatant fuckin homer. A level playing field earns us at least a point.

Read this earlier. Think she must be on to something if they're trying to stifle a debate about it. I reckon it's pretty common nowadays.....me and a mate ended up having a pint on canal street in Manchester before we played Man city in the first game of last season...we went into this boozer about 4pm and there were 3 or 4 fellahs sat at the bar chatting to the barman..."in town for the match lads?" we were asked...blah blah blah, so far, so general pub chit chat, when suddenly the door opened and a man who bore what can only be described as "an uncanny likeness to Les Dawson in a dress" walked in and ordered a pint of mild. Strange, I thought, you don't see mild on draught many places nowadays....

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudi-arabia-could-be-bankrupt-within-five-years-imf-predicts-a6706821.html

Good stuff Stevie, 3 points Sunday and you'll be fuckin mortal by 3pm

Malcom or Rob?...

thought you were some Gordon Ramsay type, shouting at all the female sous chefs You know how to wound

And am fucked if am taking nomenclature lessons from some woman hating chef

Anyone playing the wiki card has lost the game already

That'll be rawl plugs, office boy

All blacks imperious last night....a mate who has forgotten more about rugby than I've ever known is predicting an NZ v Argie final....and they score just as I'm writing this

In August 2015, The Sun on Sunday published a video of Vardy at a casino the previous month, calling a man of East Asian origin a "Jap". He apologised for a "regrettable error of judgement" and was fined by Leicester, who put him on an educational course. In the world of the internet I expect the above makes him on a par with Heirich Himmler

He suffers more than anyone from a fair amount of snobbery and prejudice. Am not claiming he's Messi or anything like it but by virtue of his own astonishing workrate and effort he's made a great career for himself. Another one who suffers similarly is Anya at Watford. Both would hugely improve our current side iyam.

Skint iyam, am thinking a massive coke habit, which also contributed to his career falling off a cliff a decade ago?.. You should hear the full bbc interview, about how he's inspired by "Alan Pardlew"..."they was all screaming for him to go a year ago..." Sherwood is card carrying member of the cunt club

Am considering getting one of these.... http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tonbux-Unlocked-Android-1280x720-Bluetooth/dp/B0154SBSBM/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1444802420&sr=8-9&keywords=doogee Not many reviews but for this model and a more expensive one http://www.amazon.co.uk/DOOGEE-Valencia2-FDD-LTE-MTK6735-Android/dp/B012GNIJCY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1444802420&sr=8-1&keywords=doogee they're all very positive..anyone had one/knows much about them?....am I right in saying they come with the latest version of Android?..

The Cloggie who is a coach for Wales says that there is a "generation gap" in the Dutch squad; there's loads of young inexperienced players and a load of over the hill former greats ie Schnijder, Robben,RvP etc, but fuck all in the middle, say from 23-30. After the WC most of the experienced players were injured so there was a load of rudderless kids playing and results have reflected this. Apparently

is it the slutty Russian one from strictly?

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