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George Monbiot attempts to answer the old " wtf is going on? " chestnut.... http://gu.com/p/4tbfb?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other I imagine @@Park Life would enjoy getting stuck into it, is it time to send out a search party yet?

The thing that gets me is when he first came back to the club and Pardew told him to find a new club. Am pretty sure that to all intents and purposes that means "pick your cards up on the way out, you're sacked". Anyone on here reckon they'd do that to a fellow employee if their boss told them to? We'll never know how Pardew said it, whether there was an explanation, or an expression of profound regret. Maybe that question is pretty unfair to ask on here, but ffs, Pardew is a millionaire, he'll never have to work again. I think that was the lowest point of the Ashley regime by a million miles, and let's face it, the bar isn't high.

Who's writing the new program?....and will the present owner of the copyright to the game let just any old has been programmer re write it or will he cheerfully just sell the title on at a loss to fuck knows what sort of idiot amateur gamer..pretty much against character and his own business principles, it has to be said....

What about the better parts of Altrincham, Sale or Swinton?...they're almost all red but anyone over 45 is likely to have followed the fuckers even when they were shit...anywhere predominantly citeh (and I include all my mothers family in this) is likely to be a dump, and that pretty much includes Didsbury as far as I can remember....long time since I've spent by real time there though..

True 2016 office waller >>>> sparky aptitude test: Answer yes or no to the following questions.. Can you accept that tea/coffee when you feel like it is likely to be a bit of a problem 60ft up in cherry picker with the retailers of Dixons Group PLC already boxing you in with widescreen TVs and tumble dryers? Do you like to hear casual racial, sexist, lgbt and other prejudiced-based humour on at a least half hourly basis? Do you like explaining the basic skills of the trade to our Eastern European brothers, simultaneously ignoring the point that they're on the same money as you? Can you handle the culture shock of your work load not being answering a load of emails but actually producing physical and visual evidence of what you've achieved during your shift? If you answered mostly "no" then you'll be on the dole for another six months...again.. If you answered mostly "yes" then there's literally dozens of agencies willing to exploit your skills and stuff the excess of what they charge snivelling corporate contractors into their back pockets in return for your sweat. Attractive isn't it? Ps...seriously, good luck with your move...just don't take any heed of their fuckin football teams

Sir Bobby Robson Stuart Pearce Cyril Regis Me Let's face it old son, it's a tough gig to follow that list...

"Every silver lining has a cloud....." http://gu.com/p/4t268?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Just to say the hugely admirable David Conn has a massive hard on for Dave Richards. He annihilated him in a book about a decade ago for being, to all intents and purposes, the man responsible for ground safety at Hillsborough at the time of the disaster and his subsequent rise amongst the great and the good of football to become the chief exec of the premier league and the knighthood that came with it. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beautiful-Game-Searching-Soul-Football-ebook/dp/B004FEG2Z4/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1460386454&sr=1-1&keywords=David+conn

Those three dots don't appear in the app on my iPad...the generic Apple share symbol does though and after I opened it in safari it still just posts the link, and Fish's does the same, but it did make me try photo bucket in safari and it's worked a treat Cheers

@@sammynb Picked up in Humm records in Newtown, Sydney last week, think it's from last years record store day...this years will entail a visit here... http://www.recordstoreday.com.au/business-directory/756/clarity-records/

I don't use it but I'll give it a go. I like the full desktop site, but even that doesn't give image posting options on my iPad @@Ant

Think am using it wrong? It will only post the image link, not the actual image. Fish's one seems better but the login thing asked for my email then my password and user name, then said that something other was invalid..

Well done Tom, how much have they quoted you for insurance?...a kidney?

That style was quite popular in the early nineties I seem to recall

Have you read "touching distance"? There's a few chapters that bring a lump to the throat but Ned's almost did me in We were shit, but everyone tried and no one hid. Mark Stimson was fuckin appalling but he never ever stopped wanting the ball and trying something down the left. I felt a bit sorry for him more than once but I've no sympathy whatsoever for any of the present squad.

Can anyone recommend an iphone/iPad app that can be used for posting images on here?.... I used to use photo bucket but it wasn't working very well and was affecting my 5c really badly so I deleted it from it and my iPad. Thought I might re install them but they're not in App Store anymore apparently?....tried tinypic and it doesn't appear to work on here...any suggestions gratefully received

It's spot on like. He's the most self regarding yet overwhelmingly below average prick that's ever been shat into existence. Boxing Day 2007 at Wigan is still the worst I've seen us play and we only lost one nil. Think of the fuckin shit we've watched since then All this "if ah were called Sam Allerdyche ahd be managing Real Madrid" is precisely what the article is about.

I've said it before, this is finally the season that English football has eaten itself. Look at the bottom three's expenditure and compare it to Leicester's, not to mention how much the usual suspects have spent. It's an overhyped shit fest tbh. Am loving Leicester this season for the sake of their supporters, and the fact they've come back from insolvency. But let's get real, the last time we finished in the top four we'd have fuckin stuffed them.

Would he get into most squads even though he only wants to play half a season? Agreed about talent. There's 1000s of talented players who mostly can't be arsed to one degree or other though...

He tried to take on defenders here but mostly they just doubled up on him which he blatantly couldn't handle. At that point is he didn't have the common sense to pass to anyone and exploit the space left by the extra defender. Pardew did drive the poor fucker out so we'll see if he truly is "the new maradonna" this summer on home soil....

I was at both the games where we got twatted 4 nowt by these, this sounds much the same Nothing's changed at NUFC since those games. We're going down this season because most other clubs have got slightly better.

Are the Brexit brigade on the back benches not lining up to stab the fucker?...if not what he bought them off with?...

that's the sort of pedantry that pub quiz legends are made of

Why is it a trick question?....I got 45, should've got a few more...

Can you describe the taste of the last peroni you had?... There is a lot of pretention in the craft game, the biggest tossers I've come across are the two monumentally smug bastards who run brew dog. But there is something you can taste in everything that comes out of that market, that's why I drink ale, it tastes of something. Some of the best beers are mass produced, Goose Island is brewed ultimately by InBev, and a lot of the obscure end can be un drinkable, but for me it's better than tasteless pale coloured gassy bubbles. Nowt to do with being an elitist or falling for any marketing gimmick or local economy enhancing notions. Taste is king

American ipa (which pretty much kicked off the whole "craft" gig) is generally burnt amber-ish, but most pale ales made by the likes of Youngers and McEwans in the UK were pretty much the same colour as traditional bitter by the 70s and 80s, they were similar to "mild" as its called in some parts of England. What was called "light ale" was a lighter colour, but was pretty much seen off by the lager explosion in the early 70s. Yes, the anorak is on