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That cunt Sunak needs to do some national service

Nope… no idea am sure Daveydown-with-the-kids AKA @Howmanheyman will fill me in, they’re right up his strasse

Should I know who this is because I don’t recognise them? ☺️

Has there been a story this morning that contradicts this? …. Lots of blue ticks saying us, Villa , Chelsea and Everton are backing Man City….

Millwall…

There’s not a lot to argue with here. Remember when after Abramovich waltzed into Chelsea 20 years ago and the arseholes in the media all clucked “ooh the days of millionaire PL owners are over….you’ve got to be a BILLIONAIRE nowadays!”?….. well here we fuckin are lads. Of course NUFC got their billionaire, and he turned out to be fuckin useless. And now we’ve got our nation state owners and they’ve currently got their hands tied behind their backs due to rules brought in by the PL members to stop clubs “doing a Portsmouth” for fucks sakes the disingenuous bastards, half a dozen of whom were perfectly happy to sign up for the ESL two summers ago and destroy the English near 150 year old football pyramid . Just to say what Man City are attempting is fuckin nauseating but it is only the logical conclusion of what Premier League is. https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/jun/05/manchester-citys-trumpian-tactics-spotlight-autocratic-creep-in-football?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Ian Dury song When do candidates have to be declared by?… am trying to persuade a local bigot to stand for Reform as they don’t seem to have any candidates locally

We’re off on a road trip to the sun tomorrow…Manchester, Alnmouth and Scotland Pet Shop Boys on Sunday night at Co Op Live though 🕺 💃😀 Then a few days in Gods Country walking the mutt on the beaches before the frankly middle class pretentious-fest of the Scottish Borders Book Festival in Melrose (with the utter debauchery of Scotland v Germany with my brother in Edinburgh neatly sandwiched in 😆)

We watched the Kevin Bridges Netflix special and Last Kingdom 7 kings must die rather than listen to either of that pair fuckin poltroons

So they’re talking about swing? 🤔

Good. Perhaps you can explain the numbers in this league table to me? Poole Labour are suggesting they require my vote to help overturn the Tory incumbent’s 19k majority… the numbers themselves in this table aren’t explained to the mathematically challenged…

Someone’s winding you up Gemmill 😆

Can someone embed @ewerk’s sister please? A sentiment am sure all we can all get on board with https://x.com/rufustsuperfly/status/1797920656996405424?s=46&t=Ob2-o4XW2OqBfdaNO_UQnQ

My last two jobs I was cold called by recruiters who tbf were a good point of contact if you wanted to get things like this moved along. It’s tricky phoninv a company sometimes when youve got to get past the gatekeepers on the reception desk..

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He’s just had a pint chucked at him by presumably a prospective constituent https://x.com/robertagoffin/status/1797980855589285892?s=46&t=Ob2-o4XW2OqBfdaNO_UQnQ

Is there some worthless recruiter you can shout at to get this shit sorted?…

Yeah I told the cunt

Toonpack can’t get in at all. Good. Jambo bastard 😡

I often get this even before these err “cert/milf” issues, can you explain why please @Andrew??

Claims that lots of Tories staring at unemployment next month are speaking to Reform after Farage’s announcement yesterday

Sheepskin is Steve Bruce Crombie is Tom Selleck’s Geordie cousin bomber jacket appears to be a time travelling Pete Doherty 😱

Agadeed

Is Gordon totally fucked then?..Eze and Grealish might have played themselves into the squad after tonight 😞