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Now, I don't want to condone wonton violence against hipsters, but looking at the clip of these two fuckin wankers I'm thinking they've got the sort of appearance that just invites physical aggression...as for their err "business"... http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/sep/27/shoreditch-cereal-cafe-targeted-by-anti-gentrification-protesters

This has crossed my mind more than once lately.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/11891430/The-north-is-being-cut-adrift-in-English-football-and-I-fear-the-damage-may-be-permanent.html He's talking about a few different things here but I think the chief one is wages. There again if Boro were still in the premier league and willing to pay absolutely top wages (as Gibson did in the 90s) could they still attract the likes of Ravanelli and Juninho?...Leeds were different, as were we, because we and they borrowed all the loot used to finance a few years of top quality football. Complaining about lack of atmosphere at the likes of Turf Moor though is more to do with the decline in atmosphere across the board due to stadiums being all seater, regardless of the noise a few twats with a drum can create at Selhurst Park.

Ali G..... didn't he say to some raging bigot that an Orangeman was a greengrocer too?

Read Monbiot at the weekend...he says the Hinkley design is fundamentally flawed..EDF are building two the same on the continent and having proper grief. The whole national nuclear project, although being precisely what the country needs for future energy needs, is a fuckin disaster. EDIT: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/sep/18/we-are-pro-nuclear-but-hinkley-c-must-be-scrapped

Allardyce to the mackems "they" reckon Who are we getting? Am in no way calling for his head, but he couldn't stop the post Christmas slump at Derby last season, doesn't look good tbh..

"We're going to try and win a cup"....

Tonights owls: Wildsmith, Palmer, Loovens, Lees, Wiggins, Matias, McGugan, Semedo, Sougou, Helan, Joao Last Saturdays owls: 01 Westwood 32 Hunt 15 Lees 03 Turner 36 Pudil 33 Wallace 20 Lee 21 López Booked 41 Bannan 45 Forestieri (Lucas João - 45' ) 09 Nuhiu (Helan - 82' ) Just the 10 changes then deary me man we're fuckin chronic

There was a brummy fishing in a canal when his mate wandered past... "ey oop skip wot yow coort?" "a whale" "keep goin yow moight get the rest of the boike...." Gratis for the #comedyaccount @thefish

Wonder what's been going on behind the scenes?.....is giving a colleague a public bollocking grounds for a claim on its own?....agree about Mourinho entirely, he's a grade a cunt. I've had no time for him since the Anders Frisk episode....he shouldve been banned for fuckin life for that shit. No surprise who his best mate in football is, he's got a new book out this week...says he only had four world class players in his time at manu, Cantona, Giggs,Scholes and Ronaldo. Harsh on Schmicel, Robson and Ferdinand?...

He's fuckin attention seeking iyam...either that or his Wolfie alias is back without the username...

The BBC have barely touched the pig thing today. The porridge wogs were definitely on to something when they went through the roof about bias before the referendum last year. They've been fuckin dreadful on Corbyn. So have the guardian and the independent. He hasn't got anyone in his corner bar the voters who gave him his mandate. I give him 12 months max just because of that.

Got an old mate who is in general a good lad and not a foaming mouthed mail reading tosspot....but his career progression goes Royal Navy, RNLI, then a paramedic on Jersey, so he does veer towards that direction....he got very aereated about the national anthem thing, then I suggested that jezza may wear a white poppy at the cenotaph in November, just to twist the knife a wee bit...think am off the Christmas card list tbh...he called me "a fuckin communist"

Frankie Boyle... http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/sep/21/jeremy-corbyn-non-conformist-british-frankie-boyle?CMP=fb_gu Just to add that some serving General was in some rag at the weekend saying there would be a military coup if by some bizarre set of circumstances Jezza found himself as PM. Two things strike me about this....theyre getting really fuckin desperate now and how safe have the wars that the likes of this military fucknut has been prosecuting in the last 15 years or so left us all feeling??

90 million in 12 months.......I still can't get over that....new manager, coaches etc ....what the fuck is going on?

Haidara turned right into the Watford lad. Fair to say his early promise hasn't been fulfilled..the fuckin useless cunt...

that dirty great bastard looks as if he's about to sodomize both of those other chaps simultaneously

They were rugby league fans Stevie.

Our mate who lives in Birtley is often referred to as "the mackem"....that's how Uber Mag we are back on topic...I quite like watching a game of rugby but find the whole culture round the game fuckin nauseating......actually I've just glanced out the window and theres a gormless twat with a England rugger shirt standing in the garden of the house opposite having a fag, chatting to the character and charisma free-zone that is the house owner himself...they must be having a first game "party" tonight..I'll be keeping a keen eye out for the public vomiting and negro spiritual hymn singing later then..

Key phrase highlighted there Theyre mostly fuckin wankers like....any train up to London when rugby and NUFC are playing in London usually ends in a slanging match which the braying fuckin twats always lose...my mate likes to kick things off with "Rugby?...oh yeah, for the cunts at school too fat and uncoordinated to kick a round ball in a straight line"

It will finish 90% of professional football clubs in this country so I'd say umm...yeah...it changes things, right enough..yep..

funny you should mention that....

Dance Energy was just fuckin awful like am pretty certain it was the then 40/50 something Janet Street Porter behind it...self proclaimed inventor of"yoof" tv, reckon Normski only got the gig because he was shagging her at the time..

gutted not to catch a glimpse of Normski in the footage there...good tune though..

18 years ago today.....if you're pressed for time I suggest watching the first three minutes or so as a reminder of what we used to sound like.... https://youtu.be/RzHzGs_A7QY