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"The Serbian Billy Whitehurst"

Just been on the beach at Bamburgh in a monsoon...wouldn't be surprised if this was off today tbh

Everton have got their best team in decades but are mid table in a piss poor league this season because their beautifully spoken and media friendly manager is about as good as Pardew, but gets good press due to being good at interviews. We don't know what sort of team will turn up for any given game, were the scizophrenics of the league. We're in with a good chance of getting a result iyam, they're often less than the sum of their parts, we can be more.Sometimes

fuck knows what they put in lambs spiced rum but it's given me little white dots in front of my eyes this morning.....

Twas christmas Day in the workhouse, The Turkey was piping hot, Paddy came down from Camden Town and ate the fuckin lot.... Merry freekin Crimbo kids

Sacked for being 5th. Pardew got a ten year contract

The Europa League that he publicly stated was a threat to our premier league status, and which he appeared to be physically releived to be removed from at the very next press conference after our exit? You couldn't make this fucker up if you tried

Poor mans Maria Whittaker tbh...ask your dad

Seeing as he blamed us for dropping points at home by having the temerity to actually vocalise our support for the players, how the fuck were we supposed to act at any point? As for taking notice of social media, for a man in his position that's the sign of fuckin weakling.

To me her appears to be a classic "on the batter" type, months of sobriety (I've see him once or twice as he lives down the road, apparently sober) then just gets on it from time to time.

Terrible news, hopefully he'll be ok.

Who's up for a completely anal festive discussion on tactics and formations under the loose heading "442 isn't deed"?? http://www.football365.com/news/disproving-the-myth-of-the-english-4-4-2

Happy Birthday TT's "youth policy"

She had 7 days holiday left and could have finished Friday too, chose to take the money instead, now shes gutted. Am of course being hugely sympathetic Yeah, found a new website www.boldonporn.com...bit strange really...

Are these two looking at jail once the FBI are finished applying the blowtorch to their old mucker Chuck Blazer's knackers?

I've finished work for "the foreseeable future" and have just seen Mrs PL off out the door to the bus stop, she's not finishing till Wedsnesday

Blatter and Platini banned for 8 years each by the FIFA err "ethics" committee that Blatter himself set up

As PFA chief in the 60s he helped abolish the £20 per week maximum wage for footballers. Every single one of todays over hyped millionaires should give huge thanks for the life he led. Invented 3 points for a win. Chairman of Coventry City. Also cheeky anti Scottish fuckwit who called David Narey's wonder goal v Brazil at the World Cup in Spain 82 a "toe poke". My old man to this day despises the big chinned prattish gobshite RIP

Robbie Mustletoe, Boro legend

When Jenas came in he was 19. He came off the bench for Viana for his first appearance then started instead of him in the next game, which was v the mackems at the SoL. He was up against the half decent Claudio Reyna and never took a backward step. Soon he was going toe to toe with peak era Patrick Viera and coming out with at least honours even. I think his exit (under Souness, who was so desperate to keep a plainly unhappy player he made him captain when Shearer was injured) masks what a good player he was when he first came in. I thought at the time he was the best teenager I'd seen since Gazza and would probably be England captain. Sir Bobbys sacking cooked his NUFC goose iyam.

I remember being at Wimbledon during Dalglish's first full season with a disinterested Tino moping about up front. The standard of football being served up was dreadful compared to what we'd been used to in the previous 4/5 years and the crowd was quiet and subdued, until some lad stood up and shouted "Dalglish, this is fuckin shite!" for which he got a standing ovation of agreement. A lot of these disappointing signings suffered from chronic bad management. Hamman falls into that department tbf, but nothing excuses refusing to come out for the second half of an FA cup final, the spineless fuckin twat.

Gavilán was a Robson signing. Dalglish barely picked his son but Gullit did fairly regularly. Surprised no ones mentioned Asprilla...

I've done work at this place, largest onshore oilfield in Western Europe, just across the other side of the harbour from where we are. They drill out 10 miles or so into Poole Bay to extract the oil, not sure if the same technology would work for fracking but on the face of it there's no reason why it wouldn't.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wytch_Farm