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England look knackered Ferdinand: “lacklussre” No one mentioned Southgate by name at half time…fuckin bullshit that like…

I’ve seen better films about dentistry

Well all that’s very kind of you but I think deep down we all know what’s coming 😭

Stalking ex work colleagues. Seeing if the BASTARDS are living better lives nowadays and if so is it anything to do with the thrice weekly lectures he used to issue to them

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So there’s places in the next round for best placed 3rd place sides???

Draws no good. Even if we beat Hungary the twatting off Germany means we’ll be out on GD. 88 mins he fuckin changing it 🙄

Fuckin Clarke playing for a fuckin draw… two form players in Scotland Forrest and Shankland nowhere to be fuckin seen 😏

Hanley hits the post after a tussle with Fab 🫣

Get in Faaaaaabbbbbbbb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

BREAKING EURO NEWS KLAXON 🤯 Toon legend Grant Hanley starts for Scotland tonight 🥰

He looks a really good player tbf

I knew SP is the only UK PM to be assassinated but I had to google the assailant. You’ve just gone up (yet again) in my estimation Dave Did you know Germany are playing three no. 10s with effortless ease this month?

Tbf Baddiel has a point here. Which leaves only one conclusion; it’s the fuckin coach who can’t find a way to do it If he can’t do it, Foden should be dropped and Gordon or Eze should start…

So you watched the match in your cab last night before shitting in a Sainsbury’s bag this morning? 😀

No decent service, got one chance, brilliant save denied him. Missing 2/3 times when ball was squared across goal though…

Getting through the Stockport bit took us about 20 mins at rush hour on the Thursday before last… it’s a pain in the arse but fairly standard for a very badly thought out motorway system. Think they built it all at different times without the overall vision for a purpose built orbital like the M25 hence the shitty merging carriageways causing queues whenever there’s more than half a dozen cars on each one 🤷🏻‍♂️

It’s fucking superb isn’t it?

Eni Aluko is being fuckin battered on Elon’s abuse app due to being simultaneously black, a woman and having an opinion. She said Rice should hold the midfield on his own and she wanted to see both Bellingham and Foden at 10. It’s this last bit she’s being picked up on by every arsehole with a broadband connection. It was fairly clumsily put, but it’s basically putting players in the space between the defensive line and the holding midfielders…. Germany annhilated Scotland with 3x 10s because they’ve got probably one of the top 3 tactical coaches at the tournament but England have that nice chap Gareth, reasonable female pundits at least putting some thought into it and thousands of armchair football Neanderthals who are just cunts

Spent all last weekend at my cousin’s, basically where the M60 is indicated on the map. They're all no more than a 10 minute drive from each other but were formerly independent towns before “conurbanisation” …

GOOD MORNING 😀