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Congrats Rayvin, good darts mate. In other work related news today I've been threatened with being sacked for reporting a health and safety issue (out of date scaffold tag, which was dangerous even before the tag was out of date, it had been altered by a third party) Needless to say, am fucking furious

A guitar teacher called Don Strike from Poole taught Lake, his king crimson band mate Robert Fripp and also Andy Summers of the Police how to play. Not sure whether he deserves huge credit or his hands being hacked off with a blunt axe...

Greg Lake, sad at this time of year especially

I didn't say you were Colonel Blimp

Yeah, a guilty verdict and suspended sentence is what should've happened for putting an enemy combatant out of his misery. Acknowledgement of the crime but sentence more in keeping with the context of the situation.

Would a suspended sentence not have been more appropriate though? Hanging squaddies completely out to dry isn't good for morale in general. If you'd served in the forces yourself you'd understand.

"It's a disgrace!" claim the supporters of the most geographically convenient club in the fuckin country http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/aston-villa-fans-blast-disgraceful-12282281

Not a fuckin chance. If sky aren't making a song and dance about it then it hasn't really happened

Is it childish to add the words "fuckin scabs" to this fine statement?

I think we can now

We've lost 3 games this week according to this bell whiff on sky Oh it's the non entity's non entity Scott Minto

Forest sound like they've won the fuckin league tonight

Your plainly some sort of cunt

Tiote and Mitrovich on the bench and your worried about Diame?

He's fuckin murder like... With 15 minutes or so left Forest are abysmal regardless of how this finishes

That was nowt to do with 9 men, that was just shit

We should just spoil now, go down if some cunt in red looks at us in a funny way

Lansbury going down before Dummet laid a finger on him. This fuckin ref will be lucky to be reffing his local 5 a side next weekend

This refs a fuckin joke

Foul on Shelvey first ignored by both officials. Lansburys a fuckin cheat. Bent ears is still shit great save by Darlow

Freddie Fletcher was a money man, someone brought in for his business acumen and commercial expertise. I understand his title as chief executive, but would the actions of volunteer youth coaches really end up in his in tray?

Mackems for sale according to their propagandist-in-chief... https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/nov/30/sunderland-ellis-short-sale-170m?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Took the current Mrs PL to see fat Bob and his muckers at the Hammersmith appollo a couple of years back just before Christmas. I'd always liked them but hadn't really got any of their stuff so was a bit ambivalent about going but it turned out to be utterly brilliant, definetly one of the best gigs I've been to.

My hearts season ticket holder brother has just texted me with this news and I thought about Toonpack as well, the stars-and-stripes Yankee doodle fuckin strap on

Ah yes, how could I forget the award winning NHS video