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Fuck off CT

Dipped bullets in pigs blood to reeeally offend Moslems.....yeah, like good one Donnie... http://time.com/4905420/donald-trump-pershing-pigs-blood-muslim-tweet/

My 17 year old niece is there visiting her old man she's fine but she and my poor sister at home near Kelso had a massive fright

Wolfy is CT in wolf's clothing

Its not making a point is it? This is what we're getting with the budget Rafas been provided with. There's no dressing it up positively or negatively. This is it.

I think It's all there in the club's & Ashley's statements. Rafa has, in my opinion despite what he said last week, to get rid of players before he can spend even a moderate amount in what's left of this window; "Rafa can have every penny the club generates, including money from player sales" Then Ashley last week basically saying he's not going into debt to finance strengthening the squad. Fuck knows what they told Rafa in May/June. Most championship clubs who go on like this go straight back down. I think we stand a better chance than most of staying up. With hindsight being that wonderful thing it was probably always going to be like this. Tbf a lot of us said from the moment Rafa confirmed he was likely to be fucked around by fat boy and leave in a hurry at some point because of it. Or of course you could say you wouldn't re mortgage a house and go into significant debt if you were about to put it on the market.... Joselu is apparently a big lad who can hold the ball up well (if they think they can shift Mitro I think they will tbh) & 5 mill is nothing, but this lad Mounie who scored 2 for Huddersfield at the weekend was 11 million and scored something like 1 less goal than Mbappe in Ligue 1 last season. Could be an excellent signing for them. Compare that to a journeyman who couldn't get a game for Stoke fuckin City last season

Brilliant article on England's tour to the West Indies in 1986, there's a link in it to an Indian journos interview with Patrick Paterson which is well worth a read too https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2017/aug/13/scariest-test-england-ever-played-terror-west-indies-cricket-1986-patrick-patterson?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

https://newcastle-production-premium.azurewebsites.net/news/latest-news/three-fixtures-selected-for-tv-coverage Brighton away @ 4pm on a Sunday ☑️ Southanpton away @ 4pm on a Sunday ☑️ Anyone would think sky fuckin hate us...

30 years since Eric B & Rakim released Paid in Full, which I was going to put on here, but then I came across this

65k a week allegedly. Reckon hes in a WhatsApp group with his old mate Kyle Walker Thing is none of them have won so much as a tin pot in their careers. Ashley could invest say 150mill over the next 3 windows, then Rafa may somehow get us in the top 4/5 and the same would happen to us. At the top level in the early 21st century, the 90 minutes on the pitch is still quite often something well worth the effort to watch. Almost every other facet of the game is fuckin nauseating

You want to replace Dummet with a player you've never seen play. That's like splitting up with your missus, joining a dating site and only choosing girls on there who haven't put a photo up

Well fuck me this is gutting for nufc 3 days before we play Spurs, ex mackem plodder Danny Rose basically leaves a turd in Daniel Levy's desk draw https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4209426/tottenham-danny-rose-exclusive-wage-worth/

Ive had enough of it. Some complete cock end on twitter claimed our support was going into the season "divided", presumably on the strength of someone or other being vaguely positive about the season ahead. Basically coming across as he was some sort of uniquely gifted "seer", he alone only able to see that Rafa is being fucked over....others are "blinkered", maybe those who pointed out that Burnley signing Jonathan Walters from Stoke isn't actually that much to be scared of...

Dekka Griff would approve was as he mates with boss eyed Mala?..

Anyone up to date with Vikings? The last thing I remember was Rollo defending Paris and his brother sailing back home?... am I up to date or has there been another season or two?

Cram v Johnson about Gatlin... http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/40845642 Think Cram gets it right tbh. Gatlin is the most high profile doper in Athletics since Ben Johnson, or as he says Marion Jones?

Id guess no later than September 2nd... Hmmm.....headline over the top like, sounds like the sub who wrote it isn't very well aquatinted with Ashley"s work... http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/rafa-benitez-makes-a-startling-admission-about-newcastle-s-transfer-progress-1-8689342

Ritchie Manic provided my favourite ever live music moment.....surveying the timeless Vale of Avalon sunset on the Friday night at Glastonbury 1993(?) he uttered " aah they should build a couple of by-passes over this fuckin shithole"

Bog standard pre season fare, barely a challenge in sight. Not a lot to go on, Mainz could've mudered us on the break a few times though.

I can explain that...it all started here.... ❤️ This was before Imran Khan got inside her (head?! ) and she converted. To Islam.

An empty husk of a club. They may never recover from Short's regime. Regardless of our two relegations in a lot iof ways he makes Ashley look competent. Only Short selling the club at a massive personal loss can save them, at the moment they appear to be drifting to divi 3...again...

They had a man over on either the left or right for most of the game, the players either didn't spot it and correct it or didn't give enough of a shit to. The ground was in a hay field. There was a sort of family day going on pre match with a dj and a little stage set up. Afterwards there was a lad and his very fit missus singing Lionel Ritchie songs, then the whole Mainz squad came out on to the stage where another very fit lass interviewed them and made the new lads in the squad shout " ICH BIN EIN MEENZER!!" into the mic. I'd forgotten how sexy German girls sound when they speak English. I drank my own body weight in Bitburger. The end.