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65k a week allegedly. Reckon hes in a WhatsApp group with his old mate Kyle Walker Thing is none of them have won so much as a tin pot in their careers. Ashley could invest say 150mill over the next 3 windows, then Rafa may somehow get us in the top 4/5 and the same would happen to us. At the top level in the early 21st century, the 90 minutes on the pitch is still quite often something well worth the effort to watch. Almost every other facet of the game is fuckin nauseating

You want to replace Dummet with a player you've never seen play. That's like splitting up with your missus, joining a dating site and only choosing girls on there who haven't put a photo up

Well fuck me this is gutting for nufc 3 days before we play Spurs, ex mackem plodder Danny Rose basically leaves a turd in Daniel Levy's desk draw https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/4209426/tottenham-danny-rose-exclusive-wage-worth/

Ive had enough of it. Some complete cock end on twitter claimed our support was going into the season "divided", presumably on the strength of someone or other being vaguely positive about the season ahead. Basically coming across as he was some sort of uniquely gifted "seer", he alone only able to see that Rafa is being fucked over....others are "blinkered", maybe those who pointed out that Burnley signing Jonathan Walters from Stoke isn't actually that much to be scared of...

Dekka Griff would approve was as he mates with boss eyed Mala?..

Anyone up to date with Vikings? The last thing I remember was Rollo defending Paris and his brother sailing back home?... am I up to date or has there been another season or two?

Cram v Johnson about Gatlin... http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/40845642 Think Cram gets it right tbh. Gatlin is the most high profile doper in Athletics since Ben Johnson, or as he says Marion Jones?

Id guess no later than September 2nd... Hmmm.....headline over the top like, sounds like the sub who wrote it isn't very well aquatinted with Ashley"s work... http://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/rafa-benitez-makes-a-startling-admission-about-newcastle-s-transfer-progress-1-8689342

Ritchie Manic provided my favourite ever live music moment.....surveying the timeless Vale of Avalon sunset on the Friday night at Glastonbury 1993(?) he uttered " aah they should build a couple of by-passes over this fuckin shithole"

Bog standard pre season fare, barely a challenge in sight. Not a lot to go on, Mainz could've mudered us on the break a few times though.

I can explain that...it all started here.... ❤️ This was before Imran Khan got inside her (head?! ) and she converted. To Islam.

An empty husk of a club. They may never recover from Short's regime. Regardless of our two relegations in a lot iof ways he makes Ashley look competent. Only Short selling the club at a massive personal loss can save them, at the moment they appear to be drifting to divi 3...again...

They had a man over on either the left or right for most of the game, the players either didn't spot it and correct it or didn't give enough of a shit to. The ground was in a hay field. There was a sort of family day going on pre match with a dj and a little stage set up. Afterwards there was a lad and his very fit missus singing Lionel Ritchie songs, then the whole Mainz squad came out on to the stage where another very fit lass interviewed them and made the new lads in the squad shout " ICH BIN EIN MEENZER!!" into the mic. I'd forgotten how sexy German girls sound when they speak English. I drank my own body weight in Bitburger. The end.

I now now know what Meenzer means

At security Heathrow T5 en route to Mainz, Martin Keown and his tiny blonde wife, he's been pulled for having a 50p bottle of water, tight fucker necked it on the spot rather than chuck it away

I saw the at Southampton Guildhall on the same tour, Siamese Dream? After Kurt did himself in they were the biggest band on the planet, mostly on the back of the for me inferior follow up Melon Collie and the infinite sadness. The first album Gish is a belter too

That new new track is all over the radio like before 6 music was the only one that would touch them. Don't mind the track tbh, but they've mostly passed me by in general anyway

Maybe aye....maybe no..... SportTV: Benfica have accepted a €15m offer from Newcastle for Greek midfielder Andreas Samaris. #NUFC

Yowsayowsayowsa http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/control-intelligence-mikel-merinos-arrival-13396858

Ashley plainly refusing to pay Delphs wages

Northern echo reporting Mbemba available for transfer