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I often think having Ashley as owner renders most criticisms of individual Newcastle players pretty fuckin irrelevant tbh

I often think having Ashley as owner renders most criticisms of individual Newcastle players pretty fuckin irrelevant tbh

Thought Perez was fouled/mugged in the build up there

He reminds me a bit of peak era Rob Lee. He was a midfielder

I take it your going this time? Got a ticket in our bit?...

The current Mrs PL is making noises about Ibiza for next year, anyone been to the non "clubby" bits? Any recommendations for quiet areas/resorts? Muchos grassland pour flavour etc etc...

There's some fuckin whoppers in the media and on twitter pretending that they know what's going on. Attention seeking click baiting cunts every single one of them. Am saying fuck all till something's been agreed and confirmation of a sale has been made. Then am going to make a judgement on the source of the money. People almost universally praise what's gone on at Man City but I've always thought I wouldn't really want it to happen here. I'm also complelty open to my opinions and principles being bought and sold down the river by winning a lot more premier league football matches than we have done in the past 15 years or so

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Marc Almond last night was fuckin insane, it was like being at some sort of vaudevillian cult meeting. All seated at the start by half way through there was 200 people in front of the stage, expressing what i can only describe as their devotion to the cult leader. He had a string quintet, 2 brass and four backing singers including a frankly unbeleivebly brilliant mezzo soprano called Kelly doing the high notes like on this live: Marc also sang Torch, which is just about the best song ever written. His voice is beyond beleif for someone getting on for 60, if you get a chance to see him do it

The Katie Hopkins of Toontastic Was it just some pissed up fucker who hadn't been paid?

London 9 Liverpool 3 for today Also this @ Wembley which is probably in the top 5 attendances for a league game in Britain since professional football has existed: 80,827

lost one in 7, that's canny as fuck looking at how much we spent this summer

He's got a book coming out, interesting interview in the mail today.. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5002144/Graeme-Souness-won-t-football.html With hindsight, he was never cut out for another club after he took ill at Liverpool. The game was changing at that point and being the person he was he was never cut out for premier league man management. To me a lot in this interview hints at that. Huge respect for him as a player, only a yard of pace short of being world class. One of my old mans favourites, "Souness was as good as Dave Mckay"; he still bangs on about him now, 82 years old, still furious at Souness's treatment at the World Cup in Argentina in 1978 Souness lives here in Poole now, and a couple of friends have met him socially and can't speak highly enough of him, a very nice guy by all accounts. All apart from the teacher he left in an agonising crumpled heap at his kids schools annual "staff v parents" game....apparently the ex Scotland captain took exception to being nutmegged, he was heard to utter " you don't nurmegg someone with three European cup winners medals pal "

Richard Tait is Motherwell's left back and his old man Titch is from the next village to where I was brought up, very decent village team player in his day. Titch is divorced now, Riichards mother came home once too often to find the old man dissecting owl shite on the kitchen table having earlier boiled it up in one of her good saucepans Anyway, a good way of measuring the standard of the spl is to look at Taits former clubs, Ashton Curzon, Tamworth, Cambridge, Grimsby. Not one first team game above the top of the conference/divi 5/vanarama but slots in nicely as a journeyman full back in the SPL.

"oh Mandy, you came and stopped Ashley from staying.,..."

Spurs take the lead in Madrid Theyve been decent tbf, the fuckin cockney twats...

Fuck off CT

Did I mention we've started doing that Iceland thunderclap thing? Barely heard Blaydon Races at away games in years tbh

I know who @Park Life is now, he's scolding me on twitter

Ritchie in the middle is Glooms pet theory

Fuckin hell its the sweary punctuation police (Donald Trump division) drink may have been taken when I posted that last night, but the point remains. The world and his wife can see what a better player in there could achieve, but that's not down to Perez,Diame or Rafa its down to Ashley. Rafa is dealing with the pack he's got, and he's dealing with it pretty well. There's bigger challenges to come, but it's been ok so I don't get the singling out of players due to lack of funds to bring their replacements in. Anyway, am off to Southampton later quietly confident, most likely a draw but we can shade this. As I pointed out pre season, outside the top 6 this division should hold no real fears for us.

All this criticism of one of Rafas first names on the team sheet....from the same people who were wetting theimselves when the transfer window closed...will you fuckers show some fuckin faith in the manager for a fuckin minute? You saw the ransfer window, THATS why Perez plays every week. End of fuckin story.

The new Court n Kurtney! (ask your dad kids ) Hadn't realised that Vile is basically the male equivalent of Barnett, another gently rambling story teller...