PaddockLad

He’s a blatant safeguarding risk so that avenue and most others should be closed to the cunt

Fabricant and his fucking ludicrous syrup both gone the pair of useless bastards

Rupert Lowe, ex chairman of Southampton FC, now Reform MP for Great Yarmouth

Gullis has gone apparently…

Badenoch looks like she’s safe… 😭

Clacton can fuck off the fuckin clowns

Did she go?

Yeah tbf Bateman just shoots nail guns at his women

Reform strong in Sunderland…. what a completely unexpected surprise

You’ve just turned 50?… is Bridget hotter?…

NIVEN IS GOD

Wes Streeting in 30 years

For the over 50s… Daisy Cooper on the bbc now, for me she’s a fucking outstanding silver fox…. I note she’s only 42 mind, so maybe I personally would actually struggle there but she’s hot as fuck iyam …

James O’Brien is on with them. Got to say I’ve never heard of them …

Just saw Bridget at the Sunderland count. Seeing as she gets both a massive majority and an early night do we think Mr Phillipson gets to use his err “massive majority” too?

Mandelsson and “Brexit hardman” Steve Baker on bbc. PM sat giggling at Rayner playing things down…

Do I win?? 😀

130 for tories means we’re stuck with the incumbent cunt I’d imagine 😭 13 for Reform… would they all cross the floor? 🤔

This is how election night is starting chez noo..off to walk to dog down to St Luke’s to vote where am going to verbally demolish anyone who even vaguely looks like a Tory or reform and to reduce the officials to tears with a drunken diatribe about how they should be fuckin ashamed of themselves re photo ID Beer/cider/aereated waters fridge for later:

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This lad is from Stoke but he lives out Whitley Bay way….hes coined the phrase “Dadsual” for middle aged football trendies, well worth a follow