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Apparently he tried to walk at the end of last season too but after speaking to senior players he changed his mind.... Ramos: "please don't leave Boss, I think we could win the champions league again next season! How about it? Me, you Ronnie and the sheep shagger, go on...." Zidane: "aah go on then Sergio, you've twisted my arm....." I should point out that when Bob Mills cracked that joke on talkshite at lunchtime today I nearly crashed the van

Hmm... the current Secretary of State for Defence appears the have all the integrity, bearing and gravitas of a temporary assistant area manager for a particularly poorly performing paint spraying wholesalers in Hull.

Anyone used Twickets?... https://www.twickets.live/ trustpilot gives it 5***** how trustworthy is trust pilot?

There's rumours swirling around today that the Donald might be back on the dating scene very soon

My brothers the same. Another philistine

I know what they did, why they did it and how they justify it. Id just like them to stop it. Yes, am shooting the messenger, because the message harms us all....

Try a major uk outlet. Perhaps your own? The Indy piece isn't opinion, it's pandering to bigots to make money.

The headlne panders to the sort of bigots who voted with great enthusiasm for Trump and Farage. It's an attempt to garner hits to make money, but It just reinforces their twisted beliefs when they see this fuckin facist used to create income and get off scot free from our national broadcaster. The media in general hide behind the notion of freedom of speech without taking any responsibility for giving extrernists a platform. The media need to start looking at themselves iyam.

The BBC's idea of balance is to let anyone tell basic lies and spout manipulative propaganda without properly challenging them. That's the fuckin trouble. They don't demand evidence or facts. They let cunts talk shit. For example from only last night... Ive only seen this version and it's heavily edited and I'm not sure what analysis came after it. Suffice to say Maitlis didn't land a blow of any kind. The Northern Irish journo who nailed JRM the other day did a better job. Then there's this from the Indy website. Look at the fuckin headline man https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/martin-luther-king-proud-donald-trump-black-unemployment-steve-bannon-a8366436.html

Ocelot's earlobes?

Phillip Roth... Rip

St Mirren chairman saying there's been no contact from Sunderland...so thats him marked down as a two faced duplicitous head turned cunt by anyone with half a brain, which does rule out 99.99999998 of SAFC's support tbf

Jack Ross, who has just taken St Mirren into the Scottish premier league is rumoured to be the new coach at the village of the damned

Goodness Andrew, it's almost as if you've looked at the squad and not just picked the first random name that came into your head

3 at the back =2 wingbacks + 3 in midfield; Hendo,Dier & AN Other...in the abscence of Lalana, Lingard? Leaves Ali in behind Kane, who tbf has had the best season out of any player in the squad and deserves to be skipper, despite his monotone cock in the gob voice and banal cliched bollocks he talks. I understand folks reservations about the mackem but he's very good in Klopps system. I just don't think Gareth is going to get them to play a high energy pressing game in a tournament. Strikes me as there's one game plan, wingbacks and Ali feed Kane, which is limited to say the fuckin least...

The way i see it after reading a couple of things lately..if he goes against Brexit he alienates Labour's northern strongholds. He's not aboit abandoning the loyal. So he's being a bit wishy washy on Brexit to make sure they dont defect to (a possibly Farage led) ukip or even worse, a Tory party hurtling towards a hard Brexit. Hes not ditching his base in an attempt just to grab power for himself. He could as somone said denounce Brexit and campaign for another referendum but his most loyal support base would fuckin lynch him.

Mustve been on around midnight in NZ so he plainly had the option of just of going to fuckin bed. He's basicallly CT in denial After my morning in the garden I went to the pub and watched the Scottish cup final with about 100 Celtic supporters, most of whom had no problem with singing songs glorifying the deeds of the IRA, therefore I decimate the field in the "most anti Royal gesture of the day" competition

Her first husband thought he had a happy marriage until one day he got a little parcel in the post containing her wedding ring...good luck with that Harry

Oh and.. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/18/after-a-toxic-buildup-to-the-royal-wedding-are-we-entertained

I’m off to buy some weed killer having just strummed out the back..it’s amazing what a fuckwits jizz fest can motivate you to do

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/royal-wedding-thomas-markle-windsor-meghan-prince-harry-the-queen-a8356061.html

Noelie you think his team have been mostly shit this season

Trent Alexander Arnold is apparently in which is very likely bad news for somebody...Trippier?..