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17 goals in four seasons....not been the same player since Suarez fucked off. Its the principle though, and what Rafa could maybe coax out of him. If he scores the goals to keep them up I'd be surprised seeing as Pardew seemed to always have at least 3 players out with muscle injuries at any one time when he was here

Mangala on loan from Man City

If he lives in the Cheshire footballers belt it might be something as simple as Pardew letting him commute an hour in either direction to and from training. But its more likely to be Nufc just being fuckin useless.

Pardew a more attractive proposition than Rafa

Agreed. This could just as equally be a shot across Feyenoord's bows, which isn't likely to work either seeing as they've apparently not got a replacement for Jorgensen lined up.

Ta-da!

He went on Marr yesterday and said something like "ooh it's a bit weird when your mate becomes POTUS".... I think at that point if I were Marr I'd have saif something along the lines of how the fuck can you be objective and hold him properly to account if you claim to be his friend? But Marr didn't, because he too is part of the cosy media/politician gang which renders nearly all comment from leading figures in both camps as utter fuckin bollocks...

Iheanacho from Leicester. You read it here first. Am not suggesting were going to sign him, am just saying you read it here first

No, it’s “somethings been imperfect for 130 years, and is tremendously popular all over the planet, but let’s bow down to pedants and the media and fundamentally change it”

well I prove that little theory wrong straight away.

Or to put it in a simpler but much more effective way...

The two sendings off v Forest didn’t cost us anything in the long run though. If there’s a match changing decision decided in our favour via VAR today am going to look fuckin stupid like, but am just against it in principle on matters of opinion. No matter what view you have of an incident it just comes down to one persons opinion as to whether to refer in the first place or whether to intervene from a shed somewhere near Wembley.

Have I to take it that, seeing as our game today is being televised, we'll be subject to the vagaries of this frankly fuckin awful technological shit fest??

“d e g, the players are shite but we won’t pay as much mo-n-ey” how did I do??

It used t be, don’t think there’s a single premier league manager that gets involved with the nuts and bolts of transfer negotiations nowadays though. Rafa says who he wants and it’s up to others to sort it. Don’t know if Jorgenson is a,b or c pick though

The fat fuck can't see that by spending 70 million this month he'd get it lol back when we're safe. I can't understand it, but am not surprised in the slightest...

If we go down Ashley isn't selling Were not signing anyone so theres a fair chance we'll go down that being the case a win v those horrible jumped up cockney cunts would be welcomed by myself that is all

Saw the fall a few years back at our local tribute act venue, an old church hall...he was fuckin paralytic, the drunkest I've ever seen a front man and I've seen the pogues 3 times. Each song was the same, just when you thought it was all going to descend into a noisey incoherent mess they managed to sort of pull it out the fire and regroup into something that sounded fuckin brilliant. He was a one off, probably the last original punk rocker who still played in that sort of spirit. RIP Mark, ya mad bastard..

Chris Woods, Leeds to Burnley 18 million this summer. That's the supermarket we're shopping in. It's not exactly Waitrose or M&S food hall

He was plainly a beast of titanic proportions.... COCK UP YOUR BEAVER https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_Up_Your_Beaver

It's going to be used at the world cup. It'll be chaos https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/jan/22/var-2018-world-cup

good points re stationary public transport in this pod, summed up in a handy social media thread