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Sorry to hear Strawb

Frankie Boyle’s review of 2018: 'Let's forget Brexit and enjoy our last Christmas with running water' https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/22/frankie-boyle-review-2018-forget-brexit?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

DO AS I FUCKIN TELL YOU TERESA OR THERE WILL BE MORE DRONES CLOSING DOWN AIRPORTS Putin tells May to 'fulfil will of people' on Brexit https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/20/vladimir-putin-theresa-may-brexit-fulfil-will-of-the-people?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

I always thought his ability was irrelevant to the point that imho his coming and going from NUFC was just a massive transfer scam and his demeanour on the pitch reflected this oh and Steve McLaren was a useless fucker as well....

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Man Utds share price dropped from $27 to $17 a share since the start of the season

'arry odds on favourite

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And not one of those people have a vote on what happens next....

Only CT could think that utterings of that gormless attention seeking buffoon are in any way relevant to this issue. Every single verb he speaks is always, always about Piers Morgan first and foremost. He’s in the frame to become Trumps chief of staff so he’s aligning himself accordingly. No doubt so he can be on the inside when Trump is impeached or arrested etc so he can make a fortune from book deals etc

Cheers squire I think the current Mrs PL had it on her TiVo planner type wotsit.....he’s playing the home of Stockport County Edgely Park this summer around her birthday...am envisaging 20k elederly football hooligans & spouses drinking Strongbow for 12 hours in the Manchester drizzle

So about last night (in Brussels)....

“ O wad some power the gift tae gie us, tae see oorsels as ithers see us...”

She’ll be around to lose the vote in the new year on her deal, then Dominic Greive dressed as a British army General jumps up in the commons and shouts “STOP IT, THIS IS SILLY” like Graham Chapman in Month Python and wins a commons motion on what is on the people’s vote ballot paper (staying in v Mays deal) and we’ll all live happily ever after

Doesn’t change a thing really. She’ll plainly have to be dragged kicking and screaming from no. 10

There’s a Tory mp called Alberto Costa....why didn’t I know that? https://twitter.com/AlbertoCostaMP

What the fuck are they crying for?

I get that but hes had a new haircut and hes got a plan about withholding the 39mill till a free deal has agreed with Brussels. He means business this time

John Pienaar said yes conceivably but it's very tight. If she's gone by tonight it makes no deal a whole lot more likely. Another take on the Tory beauty pageant if that does indeed happen.. If she wins and is annihilated in the new year on her deal in the commons vote on it then I have absolutely no id:lol:ea what will then happen. Standing by for CTs hot take on this scenario

The French https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/dec/10/macron-pledges-to-raise-french-minimum-wage-gilet-jaunes-protests?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other Macron needs to man the fuck up....he needs to start paying off government debt by making poor people homeless like wot we does ere...

Runners and riders.... https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/next-conservative-leader I’m going to indulge I think...

I met Roger a couple of years back. Brolga who runs the sanctuary is just about the best human being I’ve ever met. For all Roger lovers his son Monty is his spitting image and is now the alpha male of the group. He, like his dad, also has gigantic bollocks. Unfortunately, I can’t find a picture of him/them. Whilst we were there Brolga said to us “ you guys from the UK?...do you know Chris Evans from the BBC? I”m just about to speak to him live in his radio show” I passed on my commiserations to him, he looked a bit non plussed when the (then &) current Mrs PL jabbed me in the ribs and hissed at me to shut the fuck up. Then after walking through the sunset surrounded by dozens of awakening kangaroos we headed back to the shed wear they keep the feed for the young orphans. We were then told to wait whilst Brolga and his staff checked for & chased out a couple of gigantic western brown snakes, apparently the most venomous reptiles on earth 🐍

Haw-her-haw....mon dileu, Zut alors, sacre bleu etc etc...