PaddockLad

Stand by for Toyota in Derby. Derbyshire 59% leave

Goal line tech is fact based. When it came in I said on this very forum that it would usher in all sorts of fancy do dahs and I was shouted down by the likes of you and Andrew and the rest of the IT crowd type geeks who also have some unfathomable interest in football. Time was you lot would be sat in your bedrooms fuckin terrified of the footy lads but you're getting your own back by hooking your fuckin fancy zx spectrums and Commodores up to the match to spoil it for it for every normal fucker out there Offside should be fact based but there's ample evidence to suggest it's still down to an individual's interpretation of the very wooly offside laws. See also my reply to @RobinRobin All joking aside, if VAR is here to stay the rules of the game WILL have to change because of it, so it will work properly, quickly and with the crowd in the stadium kept fully informed.

Hold on, I thought one of the big selling points for the cult of everything that is new, shiny and beeps is that the ref on the pitch still makes the final decision? So because it's been shown to be ill thought out and poorly applied nonsense you want to break one of the core tenats of the game?

I expect this is just coincidence http://ec.europa.eu/trade/policy/in-focus/eu-japan-economic-partnership-agreement/

Not denying that for a minute but will this see a Tory PM being returned at the first post Brexit GE? That's my issue. They destroy the democratic fabric of this country yet remain in control.

"LETS GIVE THE PLEBS RETURNING JIHADI BRIDES... THEY'LL SOON FORGET WHAT A CUNTING LIABILITY JACOB REES MOGG IS AFTER THAT"

Chukkas chucking it in then... BBC News - Several Labour MPs about to resign, say party sources http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47274905 Interesting to see Labour also as catastrophically split and it's mps acting in their own narrow self interest as the Tories are. On a slightly more disappointing note I fear this news will see the return of CT to the TT political debating chamber today

Still 2 hour delays @ Southampton due to fog first thing apparently, it’s happened to me twice before flying from there...

Am fairly sure that’s not exactly a compliment

Fuck you flybe...up at 0350 for the 0700 flight to Newcastle from Southampton....text at 0415 to say flights been cancelled Mothers been in hospital for a month, and is quarantined this weekend anyway because there’s flu on her ward. Not coming back till Monday night so was hopeful of seeing her at some point. Was taking my sister,who has basically done everything for her and goes in twice a day to see her whilst also working full time, out for dinner to say thank you/ assuage my massive guilt complex. No flights available today so flying lunchtime tomorrow. Fuckin cunty bollocking fuck sticks.

Think I confused it, me being all like exotic and stuff like...

Re: Churchill & Empire. Rees Mogg going into bat for him last night on QT elicited this response on a well known social media site...

It’s the hope that’ll kill us 🙏 Cheers @Dr Gloom

Come the revolution, outside of the usual suspects, this cunt is one of the first against the wall.....

A mate of mine who knows these things says that if you're not going to the Dam in Holland then Groningen is worth a look...3 universities apparently...

Poor man's Longstaff tbh

If theres 95 mins on the clock you’re in the 96th minute already

If we’re irrelevant what the fuck are you doing on here in the middle of the fuckin night Einstein?

@Howmanheyman The absolute fuckin state of Molineaux here though Easter 1990...

In the ancient & Royal Scottish Border Burgh of Jedburgh the house where MQOS rode out from to visit her injured lover Boswell at Hermitage Castle in Liddesdale still exists, as does the blood soaked fortress 50 miles distant in the "debatable lands" I only mention this because on the day Mickey Quinn scored 4 on his debut v Leeds we went out in Jedburgh that evening and I pulled the cousin of a world famous Scottish international rugby player who looked like she'd been at the game too and had stolen two of the match balls and shoved them down her top. They remain to this day the biggest pair of norks I've ever seen. I bet you weren't expecting an anecdote that directly links your excellent film review to Newcastle United were you?