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The new mackemslayer after tomorrow night

Central midfield is interesting this month.... Ki @ Asian cup Shelvey off to Barca.....to see a specialist about his thigh Diame injured Hayden wants to get away this month So it’s almost certainly a recall for a Mr J Colback esq, formerly of this parish

New contract offer! https://www.thetimes.co.uk/edition/sport/newcastle-offer-rafa-benitez-one-year-contractextension-pp597mbj7 sane as the one in the summer & no writing credit for an article in The Times so very likely to be utter bullshit

Putting Rondon & Atsu on together around 50 mins wouldn't have been a bad idea. There again I haven't won the European Cup Did Rafa really want this stay in the cup?... probably not. Probably doesn't want a relegation on his CV. But at the end of the day that, indisputably all of this utter fuckin train wreck, is down to Ashley.

Caulkin Interview with Mogga.. almost drew a tear... https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/tony-mowbray-i-worry-about-the-next-generation-of-players-on-their-playstations-0jcnwdrgg?shareToken=5111464ca51e54fba50fbf5614a0ed69

“Letter” from Kenyon to MA leaked to gross Ashley-a-like Martin Samuel of the Daily Mail, no doubt Bishops idea....” This will keep the plebs quiet for another couple of weeks, then you can bring in your anonymous Ivorian left back from Sion & the part time window cleaner from Forfar Athletic who can play up front or on the wing. Job done till the summer Mike. Invoice to the usual address?” We begin at the end, and one of those awkward questions designed to wrap up the unwrappable. If you had to boil down the present state of Newcastle United into a single word, what would it be? Alex Hurst pauses for a moment. “Sad,” he says, “because it’s so unnecessary.” Chris Betts agrees. “Sad,” he says. “Desperate. Petrified of the worst-case scenario.” For the previous hour, we have been sitting in The Forth, one of Newcastle’s great bars, down the hill from St James’ Park, attempting to unpick a beautiful, baffling club who, not for the first time, teeter on a cliff edge. This is a difficult story to tell — a shape-shifting sort of crisis — so consider this pint, this chat, a public service. Or maybe it is just catharsis. Empathy has been difficult to summon from supporters beyond Tyneside, in part because, on the face of it, Newcastle are blessed — mid-table in the richest, brassiest division in the world, a fine manager, a full stadium — and in part because they remain the subject of grotesque stereotype. Geordies? Malcontent horse-punchers with inflated expectations. We begin at the end, and one of those awkward questions designed to wrap up the unwrappable. If you had to boil down the present state of Newcastle United into a single word, what would it be? Alex Hurst pauses for a moment. “Sad,” he says, “because it’s so unnecessary.” Chris Betts agrees. “Sad,” he says. “Desperate. Petrified of the worst-case scenario.” For the previous hour, we have been sitting in The Forth, one of Newcastle’s great bars, down the hill from St James’ Park, attempting to unpick a beautiful, baffling club who, not for the first time, teeter on a cliff edge. This is a difficult story to tell — a shape-shifting sort of crisis — so consider this pint, this chat, a public service. Or maybe it is just catharsis. Empathy has been difficult to summon from supporters beyond Tyneside, in part because, on the face of it, Newcastle are blessed — mid-table in the richest, brassiest division in the world, a fine manager, a full stadium — and in part because they remain the subject of grotesque stereotype. Geordies? Malcontent horse-punchers with inflated expectations.

That appears to have been the final insult..

A new low or just par for the course?....

https://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/17333505.police-impersonator-dr-von-sonderburg-glucksburg-to-appeal-against-conviction/ Absolute killer last line “Von Sonderburg-Glucksburg, who used to go by the name of Lee Morris”

I was informed that I woke up on the couch and said that I was going to be sick. A bucket was very quickly procured. Think its fair to say I didn't come out of it well

You've missed the point. What Obama said wasn't against the law. The taxpayer funded letter wasn't against the law. BoE scare stories, guess what?...

I think the main issue is who paid for "a few ads on facebook". If the 9nillion Aaron Banks pumped into vote leave.eu cant be proved to be from the UK company he says it's from ( the company without a UK business address) then hes broken the law and regardless of the unmeasurable affect it has on the referendum result it surely makes that result null & void?

Happy new year. Been with the current Mrs PL nearly 8 years and this morning around 2am was the first time she had seen me vomit

4-1....Bournemouth are on a frankly awful run, we even beat them.. The absolute fuckin state of this New Year fixture list...one game @ 3pm New Year’s Day...this is one of the reasons people are losing interest...

One f them making a point that Carr assembled that squad very cheaply (true) but I just don’t think those deals are available nowadays for internationals, even at the end of their contracts.

I thought that but I don’t think it is....this one steaks very specifically the other fiucker was a broad stroke generaliser of a bigot. His timeline has a pinned tweet by Katy Hopkins

Shola was named (by me initially anyway) after the erstwhile NUFC striker due to being exotic looking and nice to have around the place but in reality he served no useful function whatsoever.....then we found out Shola was actually a girl and the current Mrs PL insisted on a name change

Here is the last tweet in a thread where some individuals appear to be comparing Parrdews record & squad with Rafas and then using the aforementioned head butting manager abusing oxygen thief as a stick to beat Rafa with

Sad to announce the passing on Christmas Eve of Shola the budgie 😢

Am watching Elf with my 82 year old mother. Better use of time

She says we should all pull together in troubled times whilst making her grandsons wives fuckin curtesy to her when she drives off in a chauffeur driven Bentley, which is what the empty headed morons decided they’d quite enjoy anyway when they signed up for the gig.. Criticising the Royal Family isn’t usually my thing because it’s largely pointless but the festive season Liz you can go and fuck yourself.

loving that Gloom we thought wed we’d get our noses wiped in it on this trip too... https://youtu.be/vFOV1vlN7f8 still went down like..

Who sold mortgages to welfare recipients in the US? Don’t even think about blaming the UK Labour government for that and don’t dare to claim that the Republicans, the tories or his holiness the fuckin Pope would have have left business, industry and the general public less exposed. Just fuckin stop it. Try to be less of a fuckin moron next year please. Merry fuckin Christmas 🎄

Sorry to hear Strawb