PaddockLad

Think Peter Oborne tipped him about 6 months ago. A forensic,attention to detail, pragmatic,non tribal civil servant type of character apparently. Would’ve been perfect in 2015. Hindsight is great isn’t it?

fuckin hell hes about to have a worse day than the Scotland football team

The Heinz corporation are figuring highly in my shopping list this week; Big Soup & Baked Beans. Also flour & yeast for making bread I do think were almost certainly looking at a lack of fresh fruit & veg for at least a month though. Fuck knows where my asthma medication is sourced from but the doc has just increased the dosage because I've been struggling since Christmas and I had a chest x ray the other day as they think I might have COPD

Barnier: 'ROSBIFS!! PREPAREZ VOUS POUR LE NO DEAL BREXIT! "

Don't worry Gloom mate, you're alright . But in the world of Fox, the Barclay brothers,, Rothermere & Richard Desmond it's a very crowded field of cuntishness. You've never said who you work for, so I'll be charitable and suggest its something hip & radical like pictures editor at Womens Own or Good House keeping

Is there any chance that one or more of the EU 27 can say no to an extension to article 50 and basically make us leave without a deal, Possibly the likes of Hungary & Italy who are rumoured to have been approached by Farage to do so?...

That’s your MSM for you

Were leaving a week Friday....

Are you free David? After a weekend with visitors from the north east this Dorset lad is fuckin battered 🍺

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Morning Andrew, from where I’m sat I’m fucked if I know ...best I can do is this from John Snow....

1 ex Paratrooper to be prosecuted for Bloody Sunday. This is the case against him: https://www.spectator.co.uk/2019/03/the-case-for-prosecuting-bloody-sunday-soldier-f/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Seeing as Cox has been in Brussels negotiating in the last month he'll undoubtedly have given the green light to May bolting out to Strasbourg last night and will rubber stamp it today in Westminster. No time for parliament to ask a lot of questions at that point...like a big game of call my bluff....

I live a five minute drive from Bournemouth Uni in the Parkstone/Branksome area. After ewerk has made sure she got back ok I’ll be in charge of her ongoing welfare

More BAU:

Talking heed on 5live just said that Barnier & May spoke last night. He's apparently said to her: "go and get a majority for SOMETHING this week and the EU27 will discuss it next week" May will probably get a majority if there's an amendment introduced which puts some limits on the proposals for the backstop. Still can't see the EU going for it...

Looking at this picture it would appear that Mays ultimate goal of keeping the Tory party mostly together might just work. Unlikely that Rees Mogg and the rest of the Euro loonies will do the principled thing and fuck off and form their own party now UKIP stands with Yaxley Lennon & his Polish nazi mates. So the row over Europe on the Tory back benches that caused the referendum in the first place will just go on and on and on....

From the paper that brought us the Watergate scandal.... https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/global-opinions/the-more-we-learn-about-brexit-the-more-crooked-it-looks/2019/03/08/b011517c-411c-11e9-922c-64d6b7840b82_story.html

Nissan will be closed within 5 years but it’s ok, CT and the rest of the mackem nation aren’t neurotic, so that’s good

One of the all time great Scottish insults

Letting the fat Spanish waiter and the donkey punchers win after being 2 nil up is diabolical. Pickford can go in the bin after that performance. I honestly think that's a display that puts you one foot out the door and replaced. The first goal was disappointing but that second? Goddamn you're $#!¥ - in the same vein as the derby rickety. Cost us 3 points. I'm all for giving Silva time but beating Cardiff and frustrating the rs won't save you from anything if we play like this afterwards. If there's a replacement ready, I'd be contemplating seriously if he gets more time. Rotten performance Everton. Rotten

A real cunt would sign up and provide a link for this place

Stitch that ya mackem twat

Goal of the millennium