PaddockLad

Im at the house I grew up in. My sister in her usual infinite wisdom has closed the BT account so there is now no broadband. It's 8 miles to the nearest pub with BT sports

If you let wolves have possession they soon run out of ideas. Great results v top 6 and took 4 points off us but it was two tight games because we made them break us down which they struggled to do. Seeing Watford fuck them in injury time last week was just beautiful

Berwick 0 Queens Park 3 Berwick relegated to the lowland league EDIT: not yet they haven’t

What did I tell you?

He had terrible arthritis apparently but a few years back pumped himself full of painkillers so he could take part in a pre game penalty shoot out v some Everton old boys. Some Evertoian knew he was getting sickness benefit and duly grassed him up to the social Going to make a twat of myself and say the Newcastle player in the pic is Bryan “Pop” Robson. That’s almost certainly incorrect but there you

Tommy Smith RIP

You mean just Plantation rum?

Saw this the other day, not ashamed to say that I thought it was peak era Cruyff for Holland... Last seen @ SJP toiling to make an impression during Fergies first full season for Manu, Nov 1987 0-0. He got 3 u21 caps and that was it. Passed away a few years ago due to alcohol issues. RIP Ralphy 👍

Zut alors!

C’est chatte, si vous plait

Agreed. Why was it reviewed again?

It's not the handball law. Its UEFA guidelines to refs. The penalty was awarded, why did it have to be confirmed by stopping the play for 2 minutes so it could be slowed down and viewed from several different angles, giving an utterly false perspective from viewing it in normal time? It's still a pen or not a pen. Its plainly not a "clear & obvious error". It's an opinion, regardless.

There’s going to be an almighty rift between the Tory vote & most of the parliamentary party. Good. What they tried to resolve may well utterly destroy them forever

So a pen was awarded against Rose last night that none of the city players claimed for and was awarded on the basis of some bullshit uefa guideline about arms being outside the silhouette of the body. Are clubs about to start playing in fuckin straight jackets for European games then because am fucked if I know where players should put their arms if that’s the criteria for a pen now, and not the 150 year old “DELIBERATE” thing you may remember from your youth. Two minutes stoppage for something that definitely, in no sane persons opinion could possibly termed “a clear and obvious error” . Can I have the first apologist please?

Plainly @Dr Gloom s source/nark/lover https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/the-club-sold-before-end-16100695.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Jervais... I get where I should laugh watching his stuff, but it’s just too cringe to make me physically do it. Watched Afterlife, it was ok, thought the characters were good but as others have said he’s trying to put too much of himself into it. Perhaps Merchant was a brake on that but I’m not sure he himself is in any way funny whatsoever and I don’t buy his dopey yokel schtick either. I think as as a person Jervais sums up a blatantly offensive and largely inaccurate trope which happens to be spot on in just a few cases...”scratch an animal lover and you’ll find a people hater”. Think he literally hates himself more than anyone though.

Quite enjoyed the semi final yesterday in a perverse sort of way, Brighton not crumbling after an early goal speaks volumes about Chris Hughton, a very great man indeed if you ask me. Brighton fans claiming the moral high ground on social media due to Man City’s uptake of tickets, they’re playing 3 times in London this week including a champions league quarter final though. Brighton played at Wembley for the 5th time in their history yesterday

Am feeling our Glaswegian friend here and his compadres would be “hail fellow well met” in hostelries such as The Clock and the nearby Black Garter

https://www.theguardian.com/cities/gallery/2019/apr/02/how-they-built-cycling-tunnels-under-the-tyne-by-hand-in-pictures

Isn’t she just flirting with Corbyn to get the rest of the fucknuts in her party to come to heel? 13 cabinet members back no deal? Think she’s just trying to call their bluff...

The Tory party membership votes for its next leader and signs are it will be Johnson. At that point we’ll disappear down the rabbit hole we’ve been stood staring at for three years

How many Tory MPs will be subject to this shit show? As tories go, you’d have to say Dominic Grieve isn’t typical & as ex attorney general is a hugely experienced MP...

Happy Face put this on twitter.... Ive put it in here because my 82 year old mother was admitted to hospital at 3am in return for £0. Never, ever let these individuals have their day in the sun, as they’d hoped for today.

Who the fuck is that cunt? Just to reiterate I’ll never vote again. Again.