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Am watching Elf with my 82 year old mother. Better use of time

She says we should all pull together in troubled times whilst making her grandsons wives fuckin curtesy to her when she drives off in a chauffeur driven Bentley, which is what the empty headed morons decided they’d quite enjoy anyway when they signed up for the gig.. Criticising the Royal Family isn’t usually my thing because it’s largely pointless but the festive season Liz you can go and fuck yourself.

loving that Gloom we thought wed we’d get our noses wiped in it on this trip too... https://youtu.be/vFOV1vlN7f8 still went down like..

Who sold mortgages to welfare recipients in the US? Don’t even think about blaming the UK Labour government for that and don’t dare to claim that the Republicans, the tories or his holiness the fuckin Pope would have have left business, industry and the general public less exposed. Just fuckin stop it. Try to be less of a fuckin moron next year please. Merry fuckin Christmas 🎄

Sorry to hear Strawb

Frankie Boyle’s review of 2018: 'Let's forget Brexit and enjoy our last Christmas with running water' https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/22/frankie-boyle-review-2018-forget-brexit?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

DO AS I FUCKIN TELL YOU TERESA OR THERE WILL BE MORE DRONES CLOSING DOWN AIRPORTS Putin tells May to 'fulfil will of people' on Brexit https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/20/vladimir-putin-theresa-may-brexit-fulfil-will-of-the-people?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

I always thought his ability was irrelevant to the point that imho his coming and going from NUFC was just a massive transfer scam and his demeanour on the pitch reflected this oh and Steve McLaren was a useless fucker as well....

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Man Utds share price dropped from $27 to $17 a share since the start of the season

'arry odds on favourite

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And not one of those people have a vote on what happens next....

Only CT could think that utterings of that gormless attention seeking buffoon are in any way relevant to this issue. Every single verb he speaks is always, always about Piers Morgan first and foremost. He’s in the frame to become Trumps chief of staff so he’s aligning himself accordingly. No doubt so he can be on the inside when Trump is impeached or arrested etc so he can make a fortune from book deals etc

Cheers squire I think the current Mrs PL had it on her TiVo planner type wotsit.....he’s playing the home of Stockport County Edgely Park this summer around her birthday...am envisaging 20k elederly football hooligans & spouses drinking Strongbow for 12 hours in the Manchester drizzle

So about last night (in Brussels)....

“ O wad some power the gift tae gie us, tae see oorsels as ithers see us...”

She’ll be around to lose the vote in the new year on her deal, then Dominic Greive dressed as a British army General jumps up in the commons and shouts “STOP IT, THIS IS SILLY” like Graham Chapman in Month Python and wins a commons motion on what is on the people’s vote ballot paper (staying in v Mays deal) and we’ll all live happily ever after

Doesn’t change a thing really. She’ll plainly have to be dragged kicking and screaming from no. 10

There’s a Tory mp called Alberto Costa....why didn’t I know that? https://twitter.com/AlbertoCostaMP

What the fuck are they crying for?

I get that but hes had a new haircut and hes got a plan about withholding the 39mill till a free deal has agreed with Brussels. He means business this time

John Pienaar said yes conceivably but it's very tight. If she's gone by tonight it makes no deal a whole lot more likely. Another take on the Tory beauty pageant if that does indeed happen.. If she wins and is annihilated in the new year on her deal in the commons vote on it then I have absolutely no id:lol:ea what will then happen. Standing by for CTs hot take on this scenario